So I went to IKEA to try and find something for a friend. No biggie. Except it’s ALWAYS busy - my question is… do people ever fuckin’ work!? How the hell is that damn store so busy ALL the time!?
People don’t move, they stand in the aisle and talk, they stroll in the middle of the aisle and never move for a lady with a stroller. They block everything and just look at you like it’s your fault. Fuck off, get out of the way. THEN after all that, they didn’t even have the damn lamps I needed to find. There’s no one in sight to help.. I checked every possible place they could be, no lamps. So, fuck it. I leave.

The grocery store, same shit, it’s like everyone rude ass from IKEA went to the there to, just to get me.
So I find everything I’m looking for then… make the first mommy mistake… went down the toy ailse. Carter sees a toy phone that he likes…(he’s been more and more infatuated with the phone) and pulls it off the shelf (aw, cute right?) so I let him play a little and check it out. I get bored waiting for him to get bored so I take the phone. Fun’s over, let’s go. He proceeds to start screaming, and I mean SCREAMING! What do I do? (smart mommy) Give him the damn phone back! Alright, I failed. I bought that damn phone. He’s going to be sick of it in a day and I’m out 10 bucks.