Mike:“Carter, before you get married can daddy get it on with your girlfriend?”
Carter: *shakes head no* “Nah”
Me: “Mike, you’re horrible.”
Mike: “I was just asking.”
Me: “Carter, do you think your dickie is bigger then daddy’s dickie?”
Carter: *nods head* “Yeah”

Some reason we thought this was the funniest thing ever.

Parents of the Year I tell you. Parents. of. the. Year.