I know that I am a bitch. I know that I whine and complain about a lot of shit. But so be it. You don’t like it, you don’t like it. I’m not going to lose sleep over it.

Dear Drivers;
I appreciate that cleaning your car in -20 degree temperatures is unpleasant. I have had to endure the piercing wind howling through my jacket as well while I scrape, scrape, scrape my windows. One thing that I can not tolerate or understand is not taking the time to get the ice off the roof of your car. I don’t know if it’s happened to you, but it’s fucking freaky when you’re driving 130km/hr (80ish mph) and a chunk of ice flies off the roof of the car in front of you. Fuck you.

Dear City Planners;
Now I don’t know who’s plan it was to abolish numbers on buildings, but they should be dragged out back by their nipples and shot between the eyes. Why doesn’t anyone have an address number on their buildings anymore? Am I supposed to guess or know where the building is based on the number of structures from one fucking intersection to the next? Lord love a duck! What the hell is this shit? Get some damn numbers up! This isn’t the first time this has happened; I am sick. of. it.

Dear Elderly Man;
I can understand that it’s difficult to give up your freedom when you’ve been driving for so many years; but when you have to take SIX attempts to wedge your boat-of-a-car between two vehicles in a suburban parking lot, it’s about time to hang those keys up for good buddy. And for the record. I knew you were there, you didn’t need to honk (a million times), I just didn’t have the time (or patience) to sit around for attempts number 7, 8, 9, and 10.

Dear Wendy’s;
I’m not fully versed in your hiring techniques for counter staff; but I do believe that talking, being pleasant and fast are some things that you’re looking for - hence the phrase “FAST FOOD”. I am sick and tired of the CUSTOMER service staff that can not do just that. They are slow, rude, inconsiderate and plain ol’ stupid most of the time. Get some decent damn help for a change!

That’s better. Now, off to veg in front of the TV. I have about 5 days worth of Y&R to catch up on.

So, how was your day?