I had my hair makeover this morning. I am so in love. She did an absolute fabulous job reading my mind considering my brain and mouth were not functioning in sync this morning. I knew exactly what I wanted, but the ability to put the words into a complete coherent sentences escaped me. But chicka got it! She really got it! (Note the exclamation points. I am truly that happy with the outcome!)
My skills for take pictures in my dirty ass bathroom mirror are so tremendously amazing. I know you’re jealous, but don’t be a hater. And don’t mock the stupid ass look on my face either; bitches.
I got mad skillz, I know. It’s difficult to tell, but I have platinum blonde highlights and dark mahogany lowlights, mixed with my natural other colour. I got the whole bottom the dark mahogany.
I am the hottest mama on the block.
The fact that we live in a subdivision of old geezers doesn’t matter. I. am. hawt.
I’d almost go as far as saying I was a MILF.
Hey, I said Almost.
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