Ever feel like just kicking someone in the throat because? I’ve been having one of those months days. No one in particular. Just everyone. Watch out, I’ll mess you up muthafucka!

It’s not you. It’s me.

Every time someone asks me a question, I wanna ram my pen up their ass.

If they so much as question something I am working on, or finished, I feel like slamming their head on the table, then kneeing them in the throat and kicking them repeatedly as they stare up at me with tear stained cheeks and beg me to stop.
Every time Mike asks me what’s for dinner? I want to shove his head in the stove after I’ve ripped it from his body with the help of a spoon.

I want to stand on my desk and scream at everyone.

“FUCK YOU!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!”

Am I PMSing? Nah. Not this week. Just in a generally bitchy mood.

Gimme some chocolate - me love you long time…
Or you can go fuck yourself too.