I’d like to thank the ladies that never warned me about the effects of child birth on your ta-tas; thanks. Had I known, that once giving birth and nursing was complete, I would be left with these hideous boobs that look like oranges hangin’ out in tube socks… I would have considered saving money for a boob job prior to getting knocked up; then I’d have new boobs already and not these.
Nevertheless, keeping these puppies rolled up and tucked away in a bra has been fun, they tend to have a mind of their own. Every time I bend over to do something they seem to migrate out the top of my bra requiring me to be constantly adjusting. I play with myself almost as much as a man touches his dick!
I’ve tried just about every bra on the market. Different sizes, different straps, different everything.

What haven’t I tried?

New boobs!

Please, send money.

The only thing that I am even more tired of seeing(besides my saggingorangeinsockboobs)?

Man boobs.

The weather is getting warmer, t-shirts tighter, and the MAN boobs are coming out *cringe* I think I saw about four men with boob big enough I could cup one in both my hands. I’m talkin’ full on boobs here!

Speaking of boobs.
Anna Nicole Smith? Accidental Overdose? Dude, am I the only one that saw THIS?

I got bitch slapped.