Why is it that every conversation has to have some sexual innuendo?

Me: You clean out the box? referring to the cardboard box for recycling
Mike: Oh, I’ll clean out your box alright!

Everything seems to become a sexual conversation at some point.

Me: What are we having for dinner? Legitimate question, right?
Mike: I don’t know about me, but you’re having a hot dog with mayonnaise.

Nothing is sacred. Always turns to sex. Always.

Me: Wanna watch a movie tonight?
Mike: What kind of movie? Can we watch it in bed?

I guess I can cope with the dirty talk. After all, I am still able to thwart any advances with one wonderful tactic.

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After the whole “cocktail playdate” shenanigans, I was none to pleased with Meredeth Vieria; so when I saw this clip I enjoyed it even more.

Give it to her Will! Beat her down!

For you, enjoy!