i wish the computer could smell my armpits

by samantha on April 30, 2007

In light of yesterday’s entry, on my way to work today I remembered that I hadn’t applied deodourant. Then as I thought about it, this has been happening more frequently lately. Ew! Forgetting deodourant, what am I thinking? And why? Luckily (for you) I am not that smelly a person by nature, so missing the B.O. stick for a day is not life or death, but is this a subconscious way of trying to keep people at bay? Am I thinking that if I don’t wear it people will just leave me the fuck alone?

I can’t get out to the store for another 45 minutes and I’ve had numerous moments where I am inconspicuously trying to smell and make sure that I don’t smell. You know? Like those commercials where the girl reaches for something above her head and just kinda takes a whiff, just to make sure. So far, I’ve successfully evaded the smelly BO.

Dude, smell my armpits

Update: I’ve ventured to the store, I am now ‘jasmine orient’ fresh and so so smelly. Wanna sniff? Promise I don’t smell too slutty (watch the video link).

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Do you tend to reserve weekends for your family time? Avoid trips, social gatherings and such so that you can have some time together as a family?

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{ 4 comments }

slackermommy April 30, 2007 at 11:56 am: I forgot deodorant the other night when I went to dinner with a bunch of girls. We crammed into this little booth and I couldn’t enjoy myself because I was so afraid I would get smelly.

I hear ya sista! I am meeting up with some friends after work today too, so I really don’t wanna go through the day and get smelly, then hang out… not cool.
shawna April 30, 2007 at 5:37 pm: Oh I hate when that happens LOL I may not stink, but I know I could stink and oh I just hate the thought LOL
Haley-O April 30, 2007 at 8:24 pm: I HATE it when I forget deodorant. Especially being pregnant. Even if the average person can’t smell it — I CAN! I can even smell YOU from here — put on more of that Jasmine, would ya? EW!

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Tina May 1, 2007 at 12:39 pm: I forget all the time.

And I detest BO. Mine and other peoples.

Oh me too Tina! I hate it! I once worked with a guy that never wore deodourant. I had to breathe through my mouth when we would be in close proximity. Summers where the WORST! Ugh. Makes me feel ill.