I was going to write a post, then I forgot what I wanted to say.

I have “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon in my head. Not sure why I haven’t heard that song is eons. (ha! eons. Weird word.) Know what else is a weird word? Porridge. Say that one fast. Funny, no? Well, you’re just fucked up.
Know who else is fucked up? Mr. Noodle’s brother, Mr. Noodle. I couldn’t figure out for the longest time who this guys was. But he’s the dude from The Green Mile - dude with the pet mouse!! Finally I can sleep at night. Thank you Google. I love you.
Know what else I love about Google? Google Reader. Can you say LOVE? Come on, L-O-V-E. (and no, I am not getting paid for this excerpt. I just heart Google.) Try it if you haven’t yet, you won’t be sorry. I converted about a month ago and can’t go back to my other reader. It’s crap compared to this reader.
Know what else is crap? Mike has school this weekend. Saturday all day. I actually have to do the whole parenting gig not slack off and design my WP blog like I did last weekend. Some people, mostly men, (I’m not knocking them, it’s just a fact they say say it more then women - and by fact I mean something I’ve noticed.) refer to watching their own child as babysitting. Babysitting? You’re a parent, it’s your job! You’re a parent! So yeah, I have to parent this weekend. I wonder where I put that duct tape? Know what’s great about duct tape? It sticks; like peanut butter to your ribs. Mmmmm peanut butter; but I can’t have peanut butter without milk because then I get a lump in my esophagus and it hurts to swallow.
Swallowing? I won’t even touch that one. Not my style (sorry to disappoint if you care), just don’t like it. But I do like to swallow wine, and that’s what I’m going to do now. Drinks with friends for a birthday. Do you think I’ve had too much wine lately? I don’t want my blog readers to think that I’m some kind of lush, even if I am, you’re not allowed to think it. You’re really only a drunk if you drink alone… errr… wait, um, if you get drunk alone. Yeah. Drunk alone. Not me. I haven’t done that. Nope. Not in a LONG time.

Yeah, time to go.