Mike: Wanna do it?
Me: Nope. Thanks for asking.
Mike: You never wanna do it.
Me: Nope, but your penis rules!
Mike: It does?! *eyes light up like Christmas morning*
Me: Yup, sure does.
Mike: I feel great now! That made me happy! *walks away*
Seriously? That’s all it takes?
Chris Rock sums up married life:
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You got your equation all wrong….it is marriage+oil+sex+water = well…..I don’t know, but it is something fun. Hmmmmm I wonder if a couple could slide down a slippery slide engaged in intercourse without breaking any bones or laws…….I’ll be right back.
not how it works in our house.
ours is more:
husband: Wanna do it?
Me: okay fine. as soon as i’m done watching _______
That was absolutely hilarious! I have tears streaming down my face! Thanks for posting!
Hey Sam,
I just found your blog, through a link on another site. I think you are hilarious!! I have been sitting here for nearly two hours reading your blog, and I love it!
Also, I use wordpress on my blog. Right now I have a template on there that I found on the internet that was free to use. I read where you said that you needed a wordpress guinea pig, so if you still need one, please feel free to contact me.
“Nope, but your penis rules!”
BEST LINE EVER!!!!!
(um. How many times do I have to read this conversation before youpost another blog SIGH)
I’ll have to try that on my man.
Sam, you’re my idol…!
And, I love Chris Rock, so thanks for that!
Don’t tell me this! I’m a horndog!
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