The porno strip, treasure trail, muff, hardwood, carpet.. or in simple terms – pubes. We all got ‘em (whether we want ‘em or not), but the question is: How do you tame them?
I find pubic hair mildly grotesque, especially on toilet seats (but that’s another post all together). On myself, I like them trimmed and cleaned up, barely there actually – but I just can’t do the completely bare. Man, I get so friggin’ itchy… and scratching yourself through your pocket is about as cool as picking your ass on a date. (God, I am good catch!)
But in order to keep them trimmed and cleaned up one needs a certain level of ambition and skill, because frankly a lazy and hurried person with no (mad) skills will not have a successful venture in that region. Lady bits are sensitive and important and NOT be taken lightly. I’ve taken it lightly. Not pleasant. In fact it looked as though my beaver got in a bit of a tussle and did not come away victorious. Poor beaver.
I mean the beatings I’ve ensued (maybe not the term I was going for) for using shitty razors, not paying attention, hurrying, etc. may not be worth it. I want to try wax, but that frightens me more then slicing open my precious pussy (tee hee … pussy), not to mention having someone else down there waxing my bits puts me off a bit. But could having someone else waxing my bits be worse then having my doctor down there after I’ve butchered the poor thing? I don’t think so.
Needless to say, adding a child to the equation makes for less time available for self grooming. So little in fact, I think I have an opportunity about once a month or every two weeks, if I’m lucky.
So, I am now really curious about other methods. Like is waxing that big a deal?
Sure there’s no shame after you’ve given birth, but sitting spread eagle on a table with someone all up in your lady bits? I just don’t know about that.
Talk to me!
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i am an expert in this area. i’ve been getting brazilianed for at least 4 years now.
love.
does it hurt? yes. but only for about 10 minutes every 6 weeks. small price to pay.
and when the hair grows back, it’s soft and not ITCHY…so no scratching required.
is it embarrassing to drop trou for a complete stranger? sure, the first couple times…but they you have to assume tht they’ve seen many a cooter in their line of work. yours isn’t the first. they are aren’t embarrassed by it.
try it. trust me. it’s totally worth it. it’ll change your life. don’t shave! shaving is bad, bad, bad!
Oh my! The things your mind thinks of LOL I swear if I could be a fly on the walls of your mind, and never get bored!
You know all to well what I did–I don’t wish to recount it LOL
As for waxing–when my sister told me you get up on all four legs like a dog to have it done…that was enough! No thanks! Only one I am getting on all fours for would be hubby LOL Not some stranger with hot wax going near my Va jay jay!
Maybe you should get your significant other to help you with the waxing.
Just be sure to tell him not to use Turtle wax! lol
Waxing scares me. Yet I’m bare … I shave, wait for it, every day lest the dreaded itching begins! It’s a vicious cycle I’ve been in for @15 years. YES, 15 years. No hair in 15 years … for all I know, it’s grey now. I ain’t finding out!
Your very open on your blog!
I’m like you. I like barely there, as bare as bare can be. ;0) Feels cleaner. LOL.
As for the waxing. It’s not the lady bits that would turn me off the waxing – it’s the Rolls above it LOL
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