June 12th, 2007
So BlogHer? (For those that have no idea what this is click here)Well, I ain’t going. I thought about going, I got shy and nervous (imagine that!?) so I opted not to go… but now I want to and can’t. Everyone’s been talking about how fab it’s going to be and blah, blah, blah… I can’t afford it, nor can I take the time off work.
I wish I could take credit for this, but I can’t, it’s Mom-O-Matic’s fault.
BUT!! Don’t fret, there’s still a chance for YOU to go! Head on over to MBT for all the details for the BlogHer or Bust challenge!
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On Mike’s why home last night I asked him to pick up some milk. No biggie right?
He walks in the door, big smile with his arms full with homo milk for Carter and 2 containers of chocolate milk.
“I didn’t pay a cent for any of this!” He professed.
Immediately I thought of the duck. Oh the backlash I would ensue when telling the blogosphere that my husband STOLE 6 litres of milk from the store! I got all sweaty.
“You stole the milk?!’ I blurted.
“No.” he gives a what the fuck are you smoking look “I won the lottery!”
Huh?
“You won the lottery?!”
My wishes have come true! We’re RICH! We’re RICH!
“Yeah, 10 dollars. Didn’t have to pay for any of this because I won!”
Fucker.
LOL He was so me in that moment!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:58 am
There is a difference between a child innocently stealing a toy (which can be discreetly snuck out of the store) and your husband stealing 6 litres of milk!!! Too funny.
Could you imagine?
Anyway …
Too bad it was only $10. Did you see that guy on the news who won $37 million??? Lucky.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:59 am
i’m not going either. bah.
June 12th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
LOL - Darn, I was hoping the milk accidently fell into his cart so we could create “keep the milk” buttons!!
June 12th, 2007 at 4:29 pm