I’m in a sharing mood this week, which ordinarily would be fine, but this week I’m in the midst of an extraordinarily odd realm of self consciousness. I have been contemplating everything as though it would be The Last Decision I Will Ever Make and My! God! How will it affect my loved ones? Seriously. I need to have a drink get a grip.
People from the office go for lunch and don’t ask if I’d like to go: They hate me! A lady looks me up and down: OMG. What’s she looking at?! Do I have a stain on my shirt? I knew I shouldn’t have worn this; it makes me look fat, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT!? You know the drill. That’s how I feel this week.

So, without further adieu, a meme for you. I was tagged by Cakehead earlier this week. Cakehead? You got it. Cakehead. Oh, and she makes GORGEOUS cakes!

What were you doing 10 years ago?
June 1997? What was I doing? 16 years old. I graduated from grade 10, got my first part time after school job, and I may have been going to the strippers for my first time. I do believe that summer was pretty much a complete blur. High school, new friends, field parties, more freedom, I think that about sums it up.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
This time a year ago I was full into my schedule of Maternity Leave. Carter was just coming up on his first birthday, we had playgroups, swimming, shopping, etc. all day. This was about the time that things were getting interesting since he was more then just a mere bump on a log sitting in a bouncy chair staring at his fingers.

Five Snacks You Enjoy:
1. Reece Peanut Butter Cups
2. Sun Chips of the Garden Salsa variety
3. microwave popcorn
4. freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
5. swedish berries

Five Things You Would Do If You Were a Millionaire:
1. Move.
2. Travel to New York City and New Orleans, first class all the way baby!
3. Buy myself a personal trainer to kick my ass outta bed
4. Pay debt boooooring
5. Build a new patio at my new house and hang some shnazzi patio lanterns.

Five bad habits:
1. Diet Coke
2. Biting my nails or chewing my acrylics sick!
3. Procrastination
4. Not answering the phone (I heart call display. I won’t live without it ever again)
5. Picking wedgies in public

Five Things You Like To Do:
1. Surf the net (too much)
2. Eat chocolate
3. Whine Wine Night with the girls
4. Drive with no destination
5. Spend time as a family

Five Things You Would Never Wear Again:
1. Safety pin the legs of my jeans
2. Wear my safety pinned jeans tucked into slouch socks
3. Two words. High. Tops.
4. Overalls
5. Bikini, because face it, you don’t wanna see me flauntin’ this shit. Anywhere.

Five Favorite Toys
1. I don’t have toys. I’m a lady. Oh, we’re not talking about those kinda toys? Oh, well *ahem* Rocks, paper, scissors. That’s about all I can afford.

I tag these smokin’ hot mamas: Mama Chaos @ Wired for Noise,  Shawna @ This is Me, HomeMom, and Ro @ I’m Thirtyish…Okay1?, and of course Tinamtl @ Thoughts N Wonder