So Manchild came home with a filter last night for the furnace. BONUS! Finally I can bask in air conditioning. Wonderful, blissful, fantastic air conditioning. *twirling in circles* (tip: picture Sound of Music on the hilltop)

Picture this:

I get already for bed. Scratch that. Don’t think about me getting ready for bed. Pervs.

So I get my pajamas on (read: sweats and t-shirt cuz I’m so smokin’ hot like that), tie my hair back and hop into bed. Mike tags along bitching about how it’s not cooled down in here yet. The thermostat says it only gone down 2 degrees. Seriously? He’s complaining; even though it’s rather slow, the temperature is DECREASING! I don’t give a damn, it’s decreasing! I’m not going to complain.

Then.

BANG!

Whatthefuckisgoingonhere?! GeesusHChristwhatthehellwasthat?!

Mike said it sounded like the furnace.

[this is the sound of my heart breaking]

Me (in my best off Broadway performance yet): No! It. was. NOT! Go check it! Oh dear Lord, please, No! *on hands and knees atop the blankets in the middle of my bed* (Not like THAT! Sickos. Geez.) No! No! No! I want my air conditioning, I deserve my air conditioning!

*sigh*

Oh, there’s air. But from the fan only. No actual conditioning of the air. Just air.

*hangs head*

My beloved air.

I dunno what’s going on. I don’t know if that bang was the Ol’ Girl quitting on me.

*on knees, weeping* Oh! Dear! God! Don’t go! Stay with us Ol’ Girl! Stay with us! *looking to the sky* Please, don’t take her! I NEED her!! <— my second best off Broadway Performance.

*ahem*

The dudes are supposed to come back today and see what’s up. And this time, they’re doing in on MY time. None of this 11:00am crap like yesterday. (Though, I did have a very successful shopping trip yesterday afternoon, thankyouverymuch!)

Please pray for my air conditioner.

Oh, and while you’re at it, say a little diddy for my ceiling fan too. I don’t want him to feel left out; he’s been the staple holding this wack-job girl together for the last month.

Oh, did I mention? Satan invited me in for coffee (sadistic fucker). It’s a balmy 38C (100F) right now.