Know why? Because today’s my blogiversary! (and I’m sick, so I need love. *cough, cough*)

 Gimme a break, there’s only some much you can do with the stupid Paint program. *pppft.*

So I had this great little plan all set up and I would have tons! o! enthusiasm! for you. But to be honest; I’m totally faking it. Oh! Yes! I’m! So! Excited!

Really.

But! I still wanna have fun and it may even be at the expense of you or your loved ones (which is even better).

For my blogiversary I am giving away a design for your site!!! You read it right people! Freeeee design from Temptation Designs! You’re dying to know how to get it aren’t you?

I wanna hear about the most thoughtful/embarrassing/horrible thing you’ve overheard (or been overheard saying) in a baby monitor. That’s right! A baby monitor because you know that someone always leaves that damn thing on and there’s always someone else to overhear something they maybe shouldn’t. Because that’s never happened to me. *ahem*

To be eligible you need to do the following:

1. Post an entry on your site by Friday, July 20th,11:59pm.

2. Include a link back to this site as well as Temptation Designs! with the following phrase:

“I’m dishing the baby monitor dirt for a free design from Temporarily Me and Temptation Designs!”

3. Leave a comment on this post with a link to your entry.

** Entrants are eligible for a Blogger Classic design (still can be used for New Blogger if you’re not a techno-tard) OR for a Wordpress theme on it’s own hosted domain (cannot be a wordpress.com site). The site must be up and running on it’s own domain already.

** The winner will be selected at random. (I will write all the names out and let Carter pick the winner.)

(I don’t think I left anything out, but if I did I have the right to change it without notice - but I’ll highlight and bold it for you, m’kay? Since, well, this is my blog and I’m on drugs.)

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