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dog days of summer, or just look like a dog

by samantha on August 2, 2007

Poor dog. I don’t really mean that. Many dogs are Much cuter then this horrible weather.

Especially Mine.

It’s hot.

I wanna go swimming.

And have a pool boy.

In a speedo.

A hot pool boy in a hot speedo with a hot body.

Bring. It. On.

But! Here’s some not-so-hot celebrity bodies in swimwear.

 

The Thursday Thirteen Bathing Suit Addition That Didn’t Make It To Thirteen

 

Hulk Hogan

 

David Hasselhoff

 

Will Farrell

 

Brit-Brit. Oh Brit.

 

Nicole Richie

 

 

 

Courtney Love

 

“Sexy Time!”

Borat (Not Sasha, Borat)

Then it just got to be too much.

Even for me.


{ 16 comments }

1 MamaLee August 2, 2007 at 10:20 am

I’m glad you sorta warned me that those were coming. Now I need to take a shower and have more tequila. YOWza.

Happy TT!

2 ali August 2, 2007 at 10:44 am

i seriously think i need to get myself a mankini…
:)

3 Heather August 2, 2007 at 11:28 am

The blog world appreciates you cutting that short :)

Seriously – thanks for the laugh.

Mine are up here.

4 Jessie August 2, 2007 at 12:32 pm

*refuses to relook at the scary, SCARY bathing suit pics. *scratches the doggie ears* That’s a good girl. A cute girl. A girl that doesn’t show her butt crack for all the world to see.

5 Tina August 2, 2007 at 12:53 pm

Okay the dog is Gorgeous.

The rest make me want to hurl.

6 mamakie August 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm

I can understand why you stopped at Borat…..the man-kini is not something to be looked at on a frequent basis.

Dogs really can make you feel guilty with that “look”, can’t they?

7 slackermommy August 2, 2007 at 1:19 pm

Ewww, ewwww, and more ewwww! Thanks for making me feel better about my bathing suit body.

8 shawna August 2, 2007 at 1:24 pm

Thank God…cause I was really starting to question your standard of beauty there Sam!!!!! LMAO

9 Jenny August 2, 2007 at 2:48 pm

I thought of you yesterday…

The dogs were outside in the backyard while I slept until my alarm went off. I awoke to an awful smell – skunk, and way strong. My immediate fear was that it sprayed becuase of my dogs, and on them. Jay was going to be gone so I imagined I’d be trying desperately to give two over 100lbs. dogs a tomato juice bath all by myself. Thankfully they were spray-free!

10 Robin August 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm

My eyes! My eyes!!!!

I may never recover…

11 Karly August 2, 2007 at 4:40 pm

But where the heck is Tara Reid??

12 homemom3 August 2, 2007 at 8:21 pm

Happy TTing! I agree, parents try the best they know how and then they have learned by the time the gkids come around.

13 homemom3 August 2, 2007 at 8:22 pm

akkk I totally messed up there. Sorry. That borat pic is GROSS! lol

14 FENICLE August 2, 2007 at 9:25 pm

ICK!! You know Brit doesn’t have a bad body now (despite the 2 kiddo’s back-to-back & bad healthy habits)…but it’s the way she dresses her body!

15 AbsolutelyBananas August 2, 2007 at 10:41 pm

ew ew ew ew eWWW! But hilarious!!

16 Taste Like Crazy August 3, 2007 at 1:46 pm

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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