August 2nd, 2007
Poor dog. I don’t really mean that. Many dogs are Much cuter then this horrible weather.
Especially Mine.
It’s hot.
I wanna go swimming.
And have a pool boy.
In a speedo.
A hot pool boy in a hot speedo with a hot body.
Bring. It. On.
But! Here’s some not-so-hot celebrity bodies in swimwear.
The Thursday Thirteen Bathing Suit Addition That Didn’t Make It To Thirteen
Hulk Hogan
David Hasselhoff
Will Farrell
Brit-Brit. Oh Brit.
Nicole Richie
Courtney Love
“Sexy Time!”
Borat (Not Sasha, Borat)
Then it just got to be too much.
Even for me.
I’m glad you sorta warned me that those were coming. Now I need to take a shower and have more tequila. YOWza.
Happy TT!
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:20 am
i seriously think i need to get myself a mankini…
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:44 am
The blog world appreciates you cutting that short
Seriously - thanks for the laugh.
Mine are up here.
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
*refuses to relook at the scary, SCARY bathing suit pics. *scratches the doggie ears* That’s a good girl. A cute girl. A girl that doesn’t show her butt crack for all the world to see.
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Okay the dog is Gorgeous.
The rest make me want to hurl.
August 2nd, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I can understand why you stopped at Borat…..the man-kini is not something to be looked at on a frequent basis.
Dogs really can make you feel guilty with that “look”, can’t they?
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Ewww, ewwww, and more ewwww! Thanks for making me feel better about my bathing suit body.
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Thank God…cause I was really starting to question your standard of beauty there Sam!!!!! LMAO
August 2nd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
I thought of you yesterday…
The dogs were outside in the backyard while I slept until my alarm went off. I awoke to an awful smell - skunk, and way strong. My immediate fear was that it sprayed becuase of my dogs, and on them. Jay was going to be gone so I imagined I’d be trying desperately to give two over 100lbs. dogs a tomato juice bath all by myself. Thankfully they were spray-free!
August 2nd, 2007 at 2:48 pm
My eyes! My eyes!!!!
I may never recover…
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
But where the heck is Tara Reid??
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Happy TTing! I agree, parents try the best they know how and then they have learned by the time the gkids come around.
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:21 pm
akkk I totally messed up there. Sorry. That borat pic is GROSS! lol
August 2nd, 2007 at 8:22 pm
ICK!! You know Brit doesn’t have a bad body now (despite the 2 kiddo’s back-to-back & bad healthy habits)…but it’s the way she dresses her body!
August 2nd, 2007 at 9:25 pm
ew ew ew ew eWWW! But hilarious!!
August 2nd, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm