August 17th, 2007
That’s me. Completely burnt out this week. I can’t tell you just how glad I am to know that it’s Friday. Why, with all the pressure of my guest post earlier this week, having someone all up in my space on Wednesday while I went drinking (and fishing), then recovering..then getting all bent out of shape about how painfully slow this dang site, I’m surprised I lasted this long.
By the way, have you got your butt over to help me win my new pink Dell? You know, you help me win, you get one too! We be chillin’ with out new colourful Dell notebooks together chicka! So get your booty over there and guess!! (But! You have to be Canadian, sorry friends!)
I really got nothing my peeps, I wish I had a witty story or something heartfelt to tell you, but I don’t. I’m loving blogging, but at the same time have really begun to feel the pressure of being “good”. I worry far too much and some days feel tremendous pressure to produce something entertaining, even when I just don’t have it in me. I know you’ve been there too, so I won’t carry on with this pitty-me-bullshit. Just sucks. And trying to get out of this frame of mind can be difficult too.
I blame it on the burn out and my lack of sleep.
So, I’ll share this:
Apparently my baby (step) daddy Matthew McConaughey has popped the question to his Brazilian model girlfriend Camilla Alves. You know, she’s not much older then me. It could have been ME dammit!!!
Soooo hot, yet this picture reminds me of this:
Which is not so hot.
So let’s enjoy this instead:
Sooooo hot. Want to touch the hinnie. (Remember that from Billy Madison?)
Really, who needs friends when you have this?
It’s a sad, sad day for my sexual fantasies.
He is the ultimate fantasy… I use to live in TX and believe me, I use to watch to see if I could “accidentally” run into him……
I’d move to Texas just for the chance to see him.
Besides, Texas has OTHER nice scenery, right?
August 17th, 2007 at 11:30 am
I have a friend that is a friend of his. I can probably get us close enough to him and Miss Alves that we could Take. Her. Out. She’s a model for petes sake. She can’t be too scappy.
DO IT!!!!
I am so jealous!!!!! *sigh* Why can’t I be his friend?? *pout*
August 17th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
My Lord. I’ve just fallen off my chair and am trying to wipe the drool. What a man.
You and me both sista!
He’s soooo damn hot, it’s PAINFUL!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Hey, Sam: You know your site’s slow, right? Just kidding.
OMG, I wanna touch the heinie, too. This man makes me purr.
Is it really that slow?? I’m going to hurt you soon.
Purr is not the work for it. Growl, pounce, Meow, Hiss… LOL
August 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Ima putim in a park ranger outfitzzzz.
Mmmmhhhhmmmm.
LMFAO!!!!
Park Ranger! Oh. So. HOT!
August 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
I prefer Josh Duhamel…you can have Matthew. Although, I’d touch either of their hiney’s if given the chance :)!
Oh Josh is a full on hottie too. Very much so.
Treesomes are alright, no? (Not including you sorry - just me, Josh and Matthew) *wink*
August 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
[whhhhoooooooossssssshhh] That was all the air you just let out of my sails, thanks bunches and bunches.
Matthew? Taken?
[sob] Excuse me, I have to go now.
I KNOW!!
It could just be another celeb rumour. Let’s hope. Because I died a little when I read that.
August 17th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I’m here as per recommendation of a blogger admirer of yours, Mia from Mom’s At It Again. If you visit my blog in a bit when my actual post is done, you’ll know what I mean.
BTW, Yyou had me at Matthew hot, Fabio not.:)
Aw, thanks Janet! That was really great for first thing Monday morning!
Come back ANY time!!
August 19th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Not to sound like a Braggert I SWEAR, but my hubby looks quite similiar/very handsome, although now, almost 5 yrs. later, believe it or not I barely “see” it, he can still be a total horses-ass too~! But then again, although he may look very similiar to the above said man, he defeinetly doesn’t have that aweseome, gregarious, swaggering personality that Matthew has. So perhaps that would help. But I still crack-up when I email family photos and I get back a “Damn Girl, your husband is HOT!!!!”, from one of my married girlfriend’s, it literally makes me laugh, b/c I don’t see it anymore. Weird. I kinda’ wish I did.
Dude, send me a pic of your hubby!
August 21st, 2007 at 12:29 pm