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by samantha on August 23, 2007

Specifically bad hair.

Seven years old, I went for a haircut. I was very specific about what I wanted; everyone was doing it, and I wanted to too. I begged and pleaded until I was finally allowed, after all, it’s hair, it grows back, right? (Sounds familiar, no?)
Well, I was more then excited when I left the salon with my new do. I remember admiring it in the mirror when we got home.

I remember the picture my mom took, and I cringe when I see it. Cringe.

I can’t believe she let me do that to my head! It was a NIGHTMARE!

It was probably really funny to her at the time, that’s why the pictures; after all, she could very well use those as bribery in my teens.

People. It was the mid-80′s. What was hot then?

A mullet.

Hockey hair.

Business upfront, party in the back.

Full. on. mullet. for this girl. I wasn’t messing around. Long and straight in the back, with short spikes on the top.

Oh, how I am so grateful I don’t have a picture to scan for you! *shakes head* What a mess.

So, without further ado.

Thursday Thirteen

A Tribute to the Mullet – The Celebrity Mullet

Micheal Keaton

Michael Keaton

Steven Segal

Steven Segal

Toby Keith

Toby Keith

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt

Billy Ray

Billy Ray Cyrus

David Spade (Joe Dirt)

David Spade (Even though it’s fake, it’s classic!)

Jon Bon Jovi

Jon Bon Jovi

Metallica

Metallica

Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger – still pretty hot

Richie Sambora

Richie Sambora (from Bon Jovi)

Tommy Lee

Tommy Lee (so hot without the mullet)

John Stamos

Our favourite Uncle Jesse, John Stamos

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler

And The King of the Mullet…

one for good measure…

Dog

Because no one can rock The Mullet like Dog the Bounty Hunter!


{ 27 comments }

1 Laural Dawn August 23, 2007 at 8:52 am

Ooooh!!! Dog is by far my favourite :)

Hahahaha me too. He cherishes that hair, that’s what makes it so great! LOL

2 ali August 23, 2007 at 9:27 am

mullets make me pee from laughing so hard.

although i don’t know that Heath’s is mullet, as much as scraggly balding hair…

LOL… it’s not too mullety… but close enough for me..

More like a skullet…. hhahaha

3 MamaArcher August 23, 2007 at 9:40 am

This is great!!!! I loved it! Good laugh to start the morning out!

Glad you enjoyed it!

I had fun making it too, nothing like a good mullet to start the day. LOL

4 Janet August 23, 2007 at 9:50 am

Ahh the mullet. We can say what we want about it, but it is still around while say Steven Segal isn’t. Think about it. The man’s own hair trascended his career! How impresssive is that?

Also Uncle Jesse and Michael Keaton rocked those mullets back in the day. For real.

Hahahaha! They so did, didn’t they!?

5 MamaLee August 23, 2007 at 9:51 am

MMMMMMM, Stamos.

LOVED this post! I was roaring!

Happy TT.

Roaring with laughter or from the utter hotness that is the mullet?

6 Brenda August 23, 2007 at 10:13 am

Love the mullet!!!!! I honestly think it’s sexy….one of the few 80′s fashions I think is still cool. Yes, I’m weird.
Love John Stamos…Jon Bon Jovi is hot…Yum.
Great post!

Oh Brenda, Brenda, Brenda… only you my dear. Only you!

LMAO!

7 Rasmenia August 23, 2007 at 10:27 am

I love it! *sigh* I had a horrible femullet when I was about 13…it’s funny now, but I’m glad that look is over.

Or, is it? Over here in Europe, it seems to be slowly coming back. I plan on remaining out of style if it comes back in full swing. :)

Seriously? It’s making a comeback!? That’s something I NEVER thought would happen.

So, if you have it in Europe now, it will hit North America in about 5 years… LOL

8 kathy August 23, 2007 at 10:32 am

Oh the memories!! So what I’ve always wondered is how does a mullet hair cut relate to the red mullet fish they serve in the UK? Fish don’t even have hair!

9 Suprina August 23, 2007 at 10:34 am

Billy Ray is my favorite and I just love his song about Wanting his Mullet back.

I also love DOG!

I am going to sound really strange, but I don’t think John Stamos is good looking at all with or without the mullet.

Great List!
Happy T13!

You’re not strange. I don’t find him the least bit attractive. LOL

10 Michael Schurmann August 23, 2007 at 11:36 am

Ha ha ha…the classic mullet!

Great list!

11 shawna August 23, 2007 at 11:45 am

Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag…need I say more! LOL Anything 80′s tends to have the same affect on me!

I always liked my men to look like men…short hair!

LOL!!!

Mullets are not hot, but I don’t mind a guy that can rock the shaggy surfer hair either. That’s hot! As long as it’s not short on the top! LOL

12 Jennifer August 23, 2007 at 3:10 pm

I have a confession…yours in the only Thursday 13 I read because it’s AWESOME!

Tommy Lee is hot! Why? I have no idea.

I forgot Brad had a mullet. Did you know, he’s from my hometown. Thank makes me famous, right?!

13 Jenny August 23, 2007 at 3:42 pm

But you obmitted your photo – that’s the one I wanted to see!

Hahahaha! Good luck with that one.

I seriously contemplated getting the picture from my mom this weekend. I think I was still a bit drunk fro Saturday night. LOL

14 Dana August 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm

I’m not sure which was worse, mullets or wings. Sadly, I had a combination of the two.

Oh, the mullet is , by far, worse then wings. Much worse. Hahaha!

15 moodswingingmommy August 23, 2007 at 9:36 pm

Mullet, skullet, Heath is easy on the eyes.

Check out the volume on JBJ…Love it!

Seriously, I think he teased that bad boy! HUGE volume.

16 Peggy August 23, 2007 at 9:45 pm

I am secretly in love with The Dog but even more so for Leland.
SWOON ♥

Leland is really cute, but I’m so not digging that ratty mullet like pony tail. Gah!

17 Mrs. Flinger August 23, 2007 at 9:54 pm

Dude, I think I love you all the more now! Because making fun of the mullet? For a Thursday Thirteen? AWESOME. And my yard had a mullet for years. YEARS. Short in the front and long in ‘dback. Kickass.

Yeah, I know, awesome right?

Dude, you kick ass! I ♥ you tons!!

18 andi August 23, 2007 at 11:14 pm

The Toby Keith one is the nastiest. I hate the curly mullet. Something about it is so icky.

And have you been to http://www.mulletsgalore.com? It’s some pretty classic stuff. You will get schooled in the art of mullet.

Ultimate disgustingness is the curly mullet. 110% agreed!

19 missi August 23, 2007 at 11:35 pm

LOL, can honestly say that is 1 hairstyle I never did.

I love adam sandler, he was too cute in that movie..

Even though he had a curly mullet, he was damn cute!

20 Serina August 23, 2007 at 11:51 pm

lol. I look like a freak in my third grade picture. Pink silk dress and a crazy muller. It was about an inch long and spiky in the front and down to my butt in the back. It makes me wonder what my Mom was smoking to allow that…Good to know I wasn’t alone.

Dude, that’s sooo hot!!

21 slackermommy August 24, 2007 at 12:24 am

Why did we ever think a mullet was attractive? Even on a hot guy it’s a dumb cut.

Yeah, agreed.

But what if someone like Matthew McConaughey, Dr. McDreamy or something rocked the mullet again, would we love it all over?

22 FENICLE August 24, 2007 at 9:56 am

The Dog’s mullet is classic!

I found a cool magnet a while back that defined a mullet. It stays on my fridge for a good laugh :)

So jealous! I want a mullet magnet!

23 Taste Like Crazy August 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm

Mr. Pitt’s mullet only enhances his hotness.

24 Chris August 26, 2007 at 9:36 am

I graduated smack in the middle of the 80′s but still never had a mullet. Lucky me!


Good to know Chris. Good to know. Because had you had a mullet, I would be BEGGING for pictures!

I think everyone who had a mullet should share their pics, and then I’ll bring mine out. LOL

25 Tina August 26, 2007 at 7:41 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even “I” queen of the 80′s…didn’t have

(dum dee dum dum)

A MULLET!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH

Great. Laugh at my expense. That’s fine.

You’re still the Queen of Teased Bangs! You rocked that like no one I know! LOL

26 Mia August 26, 2007 at 8:40 pm

Ok Pee Sizzle…how you gonna play my beloved Metallica like that?! They did not have mullets! Lars, maybe a little…I blame Sweeden. But no way did Kirk, James or Jason rock a mullet.

And Jesse and The Rippers were hot.

Metallica with mullets?!

I weep.

Well, okay, I digress. Only Lars had a mullet. But it was such a great mullet, it took down the entire group! LOL

I too am a Metallica fan! But Lars had a mullet.

27 Jessie August 28, 2007 at 3:16 am

*snickers* I never had the mullet. The corkscrew, early 90 curls, oh heck yeah. But never a mullet. I was too sophisticated for that. And Dog’s is just kinda….scary. Especially when next to Beth’s tatas.

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