August 31st, 2007
I am boring.
My life is boring.
I have no fodder.
This past week has been really light around here, I know. And I’m sorry. But I really got nothing, and after losing my great guest post I’m just Meh. I’d take a blog break and have guest poster, it seems like the in thing to do these days.. but I just need some fodder of some sort. I really wanna write, I just don’t know what about.
Any I’ve been sleeping like shit too. I notice when I don’t blog and share my poop and fart stories inner most smells thoughts, I can’t sleep as well.
Send me some topics dear Internets.
I’d use my search terms again, but, c’mon. Do you really want to hear about:
my mom fuck me.com - Um, what? Seriously? Is this a request? Cuz that’s seriously fucked dude.
david spade hog-tie - No. No. NO. That’s all kindsa wrong right there. Who are you and what are you doing here. Leave!
is it normal to think about killing your husband - find the answer and let me know.
poor dog in bathroom with dinosaurs - Huh? I don’t get it.
And to the six people who have searched for S&M and came here… we’re not that kinda people. Though, sometimes I wish we were, we’re just not. Kinky is not in our repertoire. I’m just too lazy for all that kinky shit.
Fodder, fodder, fodder…
Chanting it really isn’t going to make it get here fast enough will it?
C’mon Internets, where are you when I really need you?!
I’m going down in flames here.
Burning up!
Send me your ideas, I’ll use them! Promise!
And if you send me nothing?
Well, I never get tired of LOL cats! and mullets.
LOL cats with mullets. That! would be great!
Google is a nutty place.
(Where’s the funny smiley picture of you??
I put up a new funny one. Just because YOU requested it! See the power you have over me.
I also have this incredible urge to find you a park ranger’s uniform… wonder why that is…..
August 31st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
It’s really scary what people google about, isn’t it?
Cheer up sweetie! You are still funny, even when you don’t realize it!
Aw, thanks lady!
Google people creep me out - especially UK Googlers.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Has this got you so down that you took away my favorite profile picture of all time? I demand a reposting of said picture!
I too am tapped dry of content lately. If you find something worthwhile to talk about, please share. Oh, and if you ever find a LOL cat with a mullet, you must post pics. That would rule al
Geez, I didn’t know that picture was such a hit! LOL I put up a new one… it’s all smiles too, just for you (and Joy)…
August 31st, 2007 at 10:29 pm
I say blog about nothing — it always turns to something….Like Seinfeld!
I’m totally a cat person! And, I love dogs, too. But, that picture is CREEPY!
I know, he’s a bad LOL cat. Hahahaha!
Sometimes even blogging about nothing seems like a chore. I wish I had that talent… like Bossy. Hahahaha!
August 31st, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Sam, your search items are way more risque than mine. For some stinky reason, “spiders” is my biggie, and then religion, which totally creeps me out. I must have a few things to say in my posts about catholicism warping me.
That is so not your cat…is it? =[
Totally not my cat. LOL
And you just need to talk about poop and farts more, that’s all. Hhahaaaa
August 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I just wrote a post about how perfumey smells piss me off and I offered the query “am I alone here?” I wrote this not because I have a lack of fodder, but because I have no time. It’s a lame post, but the question remains…do things that are supposed to smell good annoy the shit out of you sometimes or is it just me?
K, I’ll write a post about smelly perfume and over perfumed people! Thanks!!
September 1st, 2007 at 2:02 am
I, too, miss that awesome, smiley Sam picture!! Put it back, put it back, pleasepleaseplease??
No, you are NOT alone in feeling un-inspired about blogging lately… After months and months of posting almost daily, I’ve been lucky to post anything more than about once or twice a week for the past month. And sometimes it’s just a funny comic strip, not actually anything I’ve WRITTEN. I’m so dried up I could just blow away.
Go easy on yourself, Sam. It’s the end of summer. Relax! Enjoy!! Fall’s-a-comin’, and then life speeds up again WAAAY too fast. When that happens, you WILL have blog fodder, TRUST ME!
It IS hard to come up with something, or to even make nothing interesting! LOL
And, since you guys are requested, I put up a smilie picture - a little different though.
September 1st, 2007 at 9:17 am
It’s toward the end of summer Sam, we are all feeling a bit drained, pooped, the well a bit dry…you still do better than me with coming up with topics LOL
How is the mold issue, the mice issue, any nudy bar stories??? Work, job site tales –and no I don’t want to know about all the whistling that goes on thankyouverymuch!
It will all come back, fall bring a breath of fresg crisp air and am I ever ready for it — 104 here yesterday (40 for you!!!)
Gah! I am so over 40 degree weather! It’s a comfortable 20 degrees today (68F), I love it!
Thanks for the reminders of topics. I do (unfortunately) have more mouse stories….
September 4th, 2007 at 11:19 am