September 6th, 2007
I like manly facial hair as much as the next person; provided it’s well groomed and not too bushy, facial hair can be appealing.
But!
Mustaches will never be sexy.
Never.
Sorry if your husband has one and you find it hot, but you’re wrong. You’re messed in the head and your husband has horrible facial hair.
Growing up, my dad had one for years; it was the “in thing” of the 80’s I presume, but I hated it with a passion. The prickly whiskers would hurt my cheeks, I can still remember how it felt to brace for the stinging kiss as we said our good-byes. I would flinch and he would ask what was wrong. Every. Single. Time.
My step-dad has one, again. I don’t know what possessed him to shave the goatee off and keep the mustache. He looked sharp with the full goatee, but now I cringe inside at the sight of his newly acquired mustache (does that even make sense, newly acquired? because he did have it all along with the goatee…)
A full and well groomed mustache is *gag* somewhat tolerable. Like Tom Selleck: he can pull it off.
But Orlando Bloom?
Nope. Nadda. Oh fuck NO!
So…. now that we’ve done mullets… I’m on to mustaches.
Enjoy ladies!
The 70’s Porno Mustache
Now wasn’t that FUN!?
Agreed.
I HATE moustaches. But, I have to admit one thing. There’s one man in the company I work at that a lot of women swoon over. And he has a moustache. He totally pulls it off - but he’s the rare exception.
And, besides, I’m not kissing him!!!
Still, I hate moustaches!!!
September 6th, 2007 at 8:29 am
I totally agree. I like my husband’s beard, but if it goes, the mustache goes with it. It makes a man look so ingratiating….
September 6th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Ha those are great!
September 6th, 2007 at 9:00 am
You are right on the money about moustaches. I haven’t sported moustache-only facial hair in years. The only guys in the real world who wear them now are over the age of 50. For some reason, they can pull it off. As for the movies/TV, you only see it if it’s a film set in the past (Anchorman) or if the character is on the shady side (My Name Is Earl).
September 6th, 2007 at 9:19 am
I love my husband’s facial hair, but if he ever shaved the goatee, the moustache would have to go, too.
This was a hilarious list!
September 6th, 2007 at 10:14 am
very few men can pull off a mustache without looking like a pedophile.
my all time fave? dora’s dad!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
I think they look HOT on some men…others NOT!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
There’s something totally wrong when Ron Burgundy looks the best.
September 6th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I couldn’t agree more!
September 6th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Moustaches’s are GGGGGROSSS.
I like a little small shaved stylish rectangle of a beard (goatee)on “some” faces. Not all faces. And that’s where I draw the line.
Can you imagine all the guck that gets caught on a moustache? (Am I spelling it the french way?) haha.
September 6th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I’m with ya girl! Stache’s suck!
September 6th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Sean Penn’s has got to be the most vile of them all. I think I just PIMMALed.
September 6th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
OK, so I’ll give ya the mustache…they are pretty ugly. But, my husband has a goatee and it is sex-ay!
September 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Yeah, mine has a goatee too.. I wouldn’t be a fan of just the mustache. My dad did it, but it looked right on him for some reason. But anyone else… ugh
September 7th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
i hate the new mustache trend…i mean…why? it’s like dirty lip syndrome is spreading like wildfire!
every time hubby asks me if he should grow a mustache, i flash him the look…i don’t even need to speak…he knows the answer is NO!
September 10th, 2007 at 3:48 pm