November 8th, 2007
I am still just baffled by Tom Cruise. He used to be so dreamy and wonderful and just palin ol’ YUM!
I can’t get over the transformation from OhMyGodItsTomCruiseHesSoFrigginHot! to Ewwwwww….
Hawt. So Hawt. In the days as Maverick from Top Gun. 1986.
Still YUM.
Yeah, doable.
Still even doable.
Then this happened. Scientology musta sucked all the hotness and scrumptiousness right outta the ol’ Tommy boy. For years I thought he was so looking’ better with age. I was sorely mistaken. Because:
Not. Doable. No Thank you.
Fug. Not Maverick anymore Dude. Let it go. Just let it go.
Took me a while to realize that was even him. I thought it was a fug look-a-like.
Tell me about one of your favourite celebs that have obviously not aged well.
Um…. have you SEEN his ex-wife lately??? They don’t call her “Granny Freeze” for nothing… There is so little on that skeleton besides a thin layer of skin, I’m shocked they can find anything to inject the botox INTO…
And Meg Ryan??? She looks like Jack Nicholson-as-the-Joker’s doppleganger. Makes me sad, actually… Girl used to be so dang cute!
xo CGF
November 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm