November 8th, 2007
I used to have this random hair that grew out of my forehead, it was blonde, blonde, blonde and grew to to be a couple inches long. It was completely odd, but I became attached to the lone follicle that sprouted once and a while.
I named him Murray.
Then Murray suddenly vanished.
I was crushed.
I wanted Murray to come back. Go grow and prosper, randomly from my forehead.
Now I have sprouted Murray’s nemesis.
On. My. Chin. A not so welcome location.
And it’s coarser then my dearest Murray.
IT’S A WHISKER.
I have a motherfuckin’ whisker growing on my chin.
* Not me. Yet.
Maybe I could rock the goatee. Grow a femullet and Keep on Rockin’ In the Free World.
Hold me.
Oh god, Sam. I have more than one. *sigh*
November 8th, 2007 at 10:44 am
ew.
November 8th, 2007 at 11:23 am
did you ever see that episode of Rosie O’donnell when she beaded her chin hair?? it may have been the most hilarious and frightening thing i have ever seen.
future blog post, perhaps?
November 8th, 2007 at 11:57 am
My children claim I have a mustache! Being part Hungarian, I claim it is my ancestors coming out!! I guess I could shave, nut for now it is nice and soft and I want to keep it that way!!!!
November 8th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I got my first chin hair.
Right before I got my first grey.
mwahahaha.
OK, totally kidding. Sort of. I did get a grey hair (that I plucked and *knock on wood* it hasn’t grown back yet), and a chin hair in the same time period. I attribute it to hormones. As in having a baby. You are preggers, maybe it will stop once you have your baby. Mine came after the baby and it had a baby of it’s own. They aren’t so bad if you remember it’s there and to pluck. I’m not quite used to the new residents of my face so they can sometimes grow to an inch or so before I say OH CRAP!
November 8th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
I have two and they’ve been under my chin since I was in my late twenties. My huzbink loves to pick them out. Whatever rocks his world, yanno? Okay, so we’re baboons. Whatever.
November 8th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Why does a beautiful thing like pregnancy have to bring along all the bizzare side effects of crazy hormones??
November 8th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
my son tells me all women are obsessed with grooming themselves like baboons…sometimes
I agree until I see someone else with random hairs not removed…ewwe…as long as there are mirrors…I for one shall pluck them out bless you and your baby…I’m excited for you
November 9th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I have one of those little bastards on the side of my tummy. I was careful not to get attached to it even though it was blonde and soft. I pluck that sucker once a month!
November 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm