December 6th, 2007
A few confessions about me. It’s picture heavy, so be prepared.
I’ve never seen an episode of Sex and the City (I always thought it was Sex IN the City - see how little I know about it!?)
I know Kristen Davis from Melrose Place and SJP from Footloose but as for the other two? Ya, Kim Catrall is Canadian and she was Brit’s mom is Crossroads (I didn’t plan on that confession), but as for the characters on Sex and the City? Nothing.
I’ve never watched an entire episode of Grey’s Anatomy. My step-mom lent me the first season on DVD to try and get me into it, but it hasn’t even left the box.
*gasp* And I don’t see the allure of Dr. McDreamy.
Sure, he’s alright, I’ll give you that. I just remember the dorky days of Can’t Buy Me Love and can’t look past it. Sue me.
Can’t. Get. Past. It. Just. Can’t.
And…
I love really do like Britney Spears.
Good Britney:
Or Bad Britney:
I really don’t care. I heart BritBrit.
Oh, and I love me some Matthew McConaughey.
A faithful reader may know… though, my love may be waning. I know! I know! So sad.
It’s because there’s another man.
Criss Angel.
There’s just something about this:
this:
and this (enlarge for full YUM! effect):
I am so horny hot and bothered into this guy. I can’t wait until I am in Vegas over New Years so we can plan our elopement escape do the dirrty; I am so going to be camped out at the Luxor Hotel where he’s doing his Mindfreak gig right now (for the next 10 years), waiting to touch him for him.
Updated to add: I don’t know what it is about me and these older men. But Holy Baby Jesus! Criss is 40 this year!! I’d still do the nasty with him. Over and over and over!
If you met my husband you’d see that I really haven’t been into the grungy type in a while (not since high school) but Criss is so GORG!, I can’t stand it.
And TLee….
He’s nice to look at, but I don’t think he’d be touching me with a ten foot pole (a pole, not his ginormous pee-pee that everyone talks about) for I fear catching something.
Grungy rocker type dudes… my dad would be in a padded cell…. I had to think of his sanity while choosing the father of my children.
There you have it.
Now, admit a confession. I wanna hear it.
What movie haven’t you see that everyone talks about.
What secret celeb crush do you have?
Anything!
Criss Angel is definitely hot. There’s another doctor on Grey’s that I find to be much sexier…codename: McSteamy!
December 6th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
OMG if you could SEE how McDreamy LOOKED at Meredith though….
ooh la sigh….
I have one true love and it is Prince. But that’s not really a secret.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
My secret is…
are you ready?
Drum roll please.
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I can wiggle my ears.
I’m deep like that.
Oh, and I’m with Hilly on McSteamy. He sizzles, and though I like McDreamy too, McSteamy takes the cake.
December 6th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Hilly - I’ll have to take your word for it, cuz I just don’t know. If McSteamy has a geek picture like McDreamy… I just won’t be able to see past it! LOL
Britt - Britt and Prince sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g… He’s all yours baby. I really like his music though!
Natalie - Dude, my grandpa could do that, I tried and tried when I was little. It’s not much of a secret or confession though.. I think you’ve got better then that!
I’ve totally bee scoping parties in Vegas for New Years hoping that I may have the chance to
dry hump Criss’ legsee him while I’m there, but I don’t know if I’m up to shelling out a grand to get into a bar when I can’t even drink. LOLDecember 6th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
well girl i am glad that tommy lee is not attractive to younger more upwardly mobile females… that should put me right back in the running!!!!!
December 6th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Confession…..
I’m attracted to the dorky ones myself. I’m lovin me some Mike Rowe (from Dirty Jobs) and Jon Krasinski (from the Office).
December 6th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I have too many hotties to confess to right here. It would require a novel.
I’m surprised that you haven’t seen Sex and the City. I really think you would like it, funny and smart humor. Dirty as hell.
As for Grey’s, you are missing nothing, although I do love me some McDreamy. Raur.
December 6th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I haven’t seen any of Grey’s Anatomy, either. Just doesn’t appeal to me at all. GASP.
I can’t say I see any appeal in Criss Angel, but hey, you’re talking to a girl who had a crush on Almanzo Wilder back in the day…
December 6th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Criss Angel is FORTY? He looks TWENTY! Dang. 40 really is the new 30.
I’ve never eaten a PB&J. Hows that for a confession? Name a funny movie. I’ve probably not seen it. I had never tried sloppy joes until 2 weeks ago and I’ve since made them twice. I’ve never tasted egg nog. My favorite food is stove top stuffing with a slice of american cheese melted in and hot sauce dumped on top. (Its dinner time and I am hungry, thats why these are all food related.) Um…I fart.
There. Thats all I got.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
Ok….I must be totally behind the times….Chriss who???? He is nice looking in a rebel sort of way.
I’ve also never seen Sex and the City. Never appealed to me. It was also an HBO show and we don’t have that. I know it’s in syndication now but I just don’t care.
You are missing out on Grey’s……my absolute FAVORITE show. I made Kyle (my youngest) wait to be BORN until the show was done. (and the good boy that he is did wait until a half hour after the show to come out). There’s a good confession. I’m totally obsessed with Grey’s. Though McDreamy isn’t my thing. I really liked Dr. Burke…who is no longer on the show.
Ok…confessions….hhhmmm…..my favorite celeb crush (it’s more like my stalker-like tendancies) is no secret…it’s Michael Lardie from Great White. hot hot hot.
oh yeah. 
Umm…I bite my nails. Especially when I’m nervous. I’ve never tried any type of illegal drug EVER. I only tried a cigerette once and I almost gagged. I don’t drink coffee.
December 6th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
This is fun!
I own TWO Ashlee Simpson CDs (and heart them).
I hated Braveheart and Titanic (never let go my ass you selfish whore)
I think Ugly Betty is poorly written and has incredibly bad acting and there have been plenty of brillant shows with average looking actors that didn’t get as much attention.
I think “The Secret” is crap.
I have a huge celebrity crush on Milo Ventimiglia, who is in Heroes, but who got me all hot and bothered by being on Gilmore Girls.
And I sobbed uncontrollably while watching a Dawson’s Creek re-run the other day, not only because it was fabulous but becaue I want to know if Pacey and Joey are happy! And still together! And still bantering!
December 7th, 2007 at 12:45 am
Oh and I TiVo (and protect!) One Tree Hill.
December 7th, 2007 at 12:46 am
I hope I can comment here. It’s always bummed me out that I cannot…trying….to…comment…..
December 7th, 2007 at 2:22 am
Sweet holy pancakes, I can comment.
I caught an episode of Grey’s. Had to buy all back seasons on DVD. It’s like when ER was first on and was really outstanding..haha.
December 7th, 2007 at 2:25 am
You know you are a MAN when you can wear make up, a ton of jewelry & black toe nail polish & still look HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:53 am
I love me some Chris Daughtry. I also wouldn’t mind a romp with David Beckham.
December 7th, 2007 at 7:01 am
silly…Kim Catrall is from Mannequin!
December 7th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Michelle - I too thought that Mike Rowe was hot… until I saw him put him arm shoulder deep into a cow.
Now, I know that some people do that for a living and Pioneer Woman would document it to the full extent, but that totally turned me off.
Jennifer - I’ve heard about how dirty Sex and the City is… it would totally be up my alley, I’ve just never watched it and have no desire. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I can’t look past the mole on SJP face.
Karly - I know, I nearly shit myself when I read he was 40 - on December 19th actually. So friggin’ hot.
Brenda - Didn’t you meet him once before?
SLP - You went all out, didn’t you!? LOL
Emma - I’m glad you got the comment to work. I’m not sure why it’s been an issue!
Mackey - Amen Sista!!
Mrs. Schmitty - agreed. Both hot. As long as Beckham didn’t talk, I find his voice far too feminine for me.
Ali - Um… it’s been sooooo long since I’ve seen that movie that I totally forgot. I can’t even picture her. LOL
December 7th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I fucking LOVE Criss Angel. Love. I even wrote a post about my secret crush on him.
He’s definitely a hottie.
December 7th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
40? NO! Can’t be, that is SO OLD! Wait….I turned 40 in Sept dammit.
I never had a thing for grungy guys. But my celebrity crushes are:
Tina Fey - brains, wit, and a “quirky sexy” look.
Megyn Price - (Rules of Engagement)brains, wit, and a different “quirky sexy” look.
Seeing a trend? Finally my wife - brains, wit and a “quirky sexy” look. Not a celebrity but she should be, she rocks!
December 7th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
MOTR - So… you *still* have this crush that you wished away about a year ago?? He’s just that enchanting, huh? If I meet him when I’m in Vegas, I’ll try and get something for you!
Chris - There’s absolutely nothing wrong with 40 - expect when you’re anticipating someone to be at least 10 years younger then that. 40 is the new 30! And for the record, I did say that he was still doable!
December 8th, 2007 at 8:48 am
No…never met him before. I did meet Bret Michaels once though. He’s hot too.
December 8th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Oh boy, I don’t even know where to begin: I LOVE SATC. I watch it in reruns, had the theme song as my ring tone on my phone AND I asked for the entire series on DVD for Christmas this year. I love being in New York so for me, it’s the scenery and the fashion. I’m 43 and think 40 is the new 30 so in my fantasy life, I’m 20!!
I was a big fan of GA however, I think this season it has jumped the shark. Love McDreamy but actually, I love McLovin more (hope you’ve seen SuperBad for the reference).
I don’t know who Chriss Angel is. I think Brit is a skank who should never see her children again but the one thing we DO agree on: Tommy Lee
December 8th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
I have seen…two episodes of Grey’s. Why? Because Thursdays at 9 has jackall on, and I’m waiting for Big Shots to come on. And lemme tell you, I don’t think you’re missing much. Cause I like a little medical in my medical drama. I’m just crazy like that.
But! I do love the spin off, even if I just know the bare basics. Private Practice has really tight writing, and it actually has *gasp* medical stuff in a *medical* show. I know, I know. No one knows what to do with this information, for sure.
I think the only time I’ve liked McDreamy is when he was in Lucky Number Seven, with Brad Paisley’s wife. ABC Family original movie. He was kinda awesome in that. But like you, I see the geek from Can’t Buy Me Love. Now McSteamy? Woooo. He’s hot. Really, really hot.
And I’ve never seen Sex And The City, either. I too thought it was “Sex in the City” but apparently not so much. I’ve seen part of an episode and was bored to death. Not my cup of tea.
Matthew and Criss do nothing for me. Matthew because I think he needs someone to squiggy his brain out, to see if there’s evidence he actually had one at some point. And Criss, just meh. He’s never interested me.
Tommy Lee seems like the guy that would be fun to sit across from and just listen to his crazy tales. But don’t let him near any part of my in or outbits. Because, dude, he’s touched some skanky people. I’d prefer to not be the next Mayo Clinic study about VD/STD/whateverthey’recallingthemnow. I’m kooky like that. Go me.
And Brit. Oh, Britney. I kinda liked her when I wasn’t referring to her as LegoLand (meaning, she’s about as plastic as the Downtown Disney display). She’s just…she needs a nice padded room for the next ten years to work out her issues. When you can make K-Fed look like a good person, there are problems abounding. I liked her, pre-Madonna kiss. Right after her third album dropped and I went, “Uh…when did she become a biker tramp again?” Remember that VMA outfit?
My celeb crushes tend to be people like Elza Dushku (just look at that ass in leather pants), Drew Barrymore, Justin Hartley, Tim Daly, Jensen Ackles, Kate Walsh (I love her self confidence)…just to name a few.
December 9th, 2007 at 6:25 am
Fickle, fickle woman! Unlike you, I now have your blog on my feed reader, so you’ve been warned.
Cheers
December 9th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Loved the post until, ummmmmmmm doing it with a 40 year old was a moment for pause LOL What the hell is wrong with 40 year olds???!!! McDreamy has to grow on you…grunch is gross for me LOL And I too missed Sex and the City when it was all hot…I get to see what the big deal is through reruns now LOL
Confessions???? I am quite boring; shared all I ever plan to back at SM LOL
Celeb crushes: George Clooney is yummy to me.
Told ya’…boring!
December 9th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
I have nothing to say other then I love your new look.
Yup, that is all.
December 9th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
I always thought it was IN the city too! Never saw an episode either…or f Greys Anatomy BUT he was VERY DREAMY in the movie ENCHANTED that I just saw with paola…WOW! I might reconsider watching that show NOW. LOL. I love Britney too. I can’t help it. No matter what she does I just feel sorry for her. I think her heart is good. That’s why. Tommy Lee has a sex appeal to me in the same way Mick Jagger does. They are both kind of weird but also kind of sexy too. LOL. So I agree. I can see why Chris Angel has a bad boy appeal. But personally he doesn’t do anything for me.
Matthew on the other hand grosses me out. He looks like he kisses slobbery, he’s slept with way too many women (yuck)…he’s a bum (that makes millions haha)…and he looks way too into himself….he doesn’t even look like a nice guy….nope. Sorry.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Dude…I feel like I don’t even know you! *sniff*
You don’t watch Grey’s?! And Sex and the City?? Seriously, I’ll rent a few seasons when we get together over the holidays and you’ll understand the obsession!
Like Jenny Jones at 2am? Addiction. You know what I’m talking about!!
xoxo
December 13th, 2007 at 5:31 pm
I’m so glad I’m not the only one! I’ve never seen an episode either, and I thought it was Sex IN the City until I read this post! (Even though I’m totally lame, will you still be my friend??)
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December 14th, 2007 at 8:50 pm