December 10th, 2007
My latest confessed crush has turned into an obsession.
Yes, Criss Angel ladies and gentlemen.
And, with my past confession post, comments from the older crowd (please, you know I don’t mean it!) seemed a little offended when I was SHOCKED! that Criss was in fact, turning 40 this year.
People, I said he was doable. That’s a GOOD thing. 40 is the new 30, it’s great to be 40, especially when you’re HAWT like Criss. But! when he is 14 years my senior it *could* turn heads, bring a lot of cradle robber comments to the forefront.
Tis all I meant my dear over the hill friends. Perhaps it is YOU that has issues with being 40, not me. *tee hee*
I’m just sayin’.
[Please direct your hate comments and emails to: getagripATgmailDOTcom. P.S. That's not a real address that I own, so you'll be sending your hate to someone unfortunate soul.]
So yeah, Criss…
*sigh* YUM!
Where was I? Oh, yes.
As I may have mentioned before, we are taking a vacation over the Christmas holidays - sans child that is not in my tummy - to Las Vegas where we will be over New Years Eve. I am so stinkin’ excited! I’ve officially begun to strategically plan my stalking of said illusionist at the Luxor hotel.
I have an idea of where he’s most likely to be found, where he lives (which is in the penthouse of the Luxor) and how I could cop a feel dry hump is leg get a hug shake his hand.
[If he ever ventures upon this while on the internet in the next 18 to 20 days, I may have to rethink my plan as there may be increased security around him, let's hope not.]
Mike’s been on this kick lately (since our sex life has dried up to about once every 2 months since I’ve been sick) where he jokes about getting a Mistress. I said I was alright with it as long as I could have a boyfriend or even a one night stand.
I mentioned that he was one of the most jealous guys I’ve ever met and it would drive him bat shit crazy if I happened to sit down and chat with a very hot man while we were in Vegas.
Mike looked at me and said: Sam, Criss is not going to sit and shoot the shit with you. You’re probably not even going to see him there. Get over it.
He knows me so well.
I played it up like I wasn’t talking about Criss at all.
But I so was.
A girl can dream, can’t she?
Did I mention I haven’t bought One. Single. Christmas gift yet?
Yeah, starting to freak out a little.
But! I have lights on my house and I have a tree and the Christmas music station tuned in the car. I’m getting there.
By the time I’m actually there, Christmas may be well over and I’ll be on a plane heading to see my Angel.
You think I could get him drunk enough to marry me in a drive thru wedding chapel?
Hmmm…. off to do more planning…..
Nothing hotter than a pair of handcuffs around a dude’s neck.
Sorry, I just can’t get into him! He reminds me of Richard Grieco…remember in the eighties he was in all the Teen Beat magazines and stuff? I didn’t get him then, either.
December 10th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Prince (my true love) is the same age as my father.
And I. don’t. care.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Every time I read his name, I see “crisis” instead of Criss. Criss, why the odd spelling? You’re an illusionist already. The extra mystery seems unnecessary.
Have fun in Vegas! I’d love to be there over New Years one year.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Assertagirl - Dude, you know what I would do with those handcuffs? Too bad he could get out of them quicker then I could do them up. And Richard Grieco? That hurt. I’m going to have that shitty song “Rico Suave” in my head all day now.
Miss Britt - Yeah, age means nothing. When you’re HAWT, you’re HAWT!
SLP - I see crisis too LOL!!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I can think of many uses for them, such as keeping the children away from the gifts - but no as much fun as yours.
Cheers
December 10th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I won’t make fun of your Angel obsession if you don’t make fun of my Alan Rickman fetish.
December 10th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Here’s my honest opinion - I think that once you hit the age of 25 you’re okay to sleep with/date/marry men 40 and over. Not a big deal.
However, I personally limit myself to not sleeping with guys who have (allegedly) slept with Britney Spears. Cause that’s just odd.
But, good luck with it. And, if you get him drunk enough … go for it!
December 10th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Once you get to be 35, as I am, you might consider drooling over older but equally yummy scooby snacks like Hugh Laurie. Hmmmmm.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Since I’m 43, I wasn’t the least bit offended by your post but honestly, he looks dirty to me. Yeah, that sounds like something an old person would thing doesn’t it?
December 10th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I’m hot for Julian McMahon who is in his 40’s but then again, *I* am 36 so shit, I am ten years older than you?
December 10th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
First of all, I’m 15 years OLDER than him and I’d do him. At least twice.
I have all my Christmas shopping done. All the packages are wrapped. And the post office is coming to pick them up tomorrow for shipment.
I do not, however, have the house decorated. The tree is not up yet. I’ve been lacking in that endeavor. But, Sweet Cheeks can’t help, and The College Kid is well, still at college. So I have to wait until she comes home this weekend.
Oh, and I think I’d do Hugh Laurie as well. Three times.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
okay..i didn’t even know who he was until i watched oprah and saw him hanging by his legs in a straightjacket.
surprisingly…kinda hot!
December 10th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
I had a huge crush on him before when he had the long hair, now not so much. But still if I met him I would not think twice. I went to Vegas this time last year and I did not see him anywhere
December 10th, 2007 at 11:25 pm
The years have been good to him.
December 11th, 2007 at 1:57 am
You do know he has been partying with Britney and Pamela Anderson (separately), right?
So if you really want to win him over, you gotta get trashy and skanky. Just sayin’.
Turth be told, he looks dirty — like Amy Winehouse dirty. I’m sure you could scrub him before you played with him, no?
December 11th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Maddy - yes, sometimes it can be fun being dirrty. LOL
Jenny - I had to google Alan Rickman… and I won’t say a thing. *gulp*
LD - You know, I think you’re right. Once you’re an adult, it really doesn’t matter. It’s not like he’s 98 and I’m thinking about marrying him three months before he dies…
emmasometimes - Hugh is not my type, but I can see why people find him dreamy. I’m more of the dark features type.
Pam - Dirty? … I think he showers, though I can’t be certain. Yet.
Hilly - I had to google him too. LOL
teebopop - LMAO, you’re hilarious!!
ali - Oh, girl… did you see him before when he was reading Oprah’s mind? So yum.
Gabriella - I wasn’t so hot for the long hair, I actually much prefer it now. You can at least see his face. LOL
mackey - Some people do age better then others, don’t they? I can think of a few celebs that have more then lost their looks with age. Tom Cruise for example. LOL
Karen - I can so do trashy and slutty, except it’s better if I have a couple drinks.
Amy Whinehouse dirty? That’s just harsh my friend. LOL I don’t think ANYONE can be that dirty.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:45 am
I totally agree with you on the 40 thing. I don’t unstand why people are so “scared of it.” I turn 40 next year and though I may not be the weight I wish I was (sigh) and very excited for that birthday. I do think 40 is the new 30 and i also think it depends on how happy and fulfilled you feel in your life. Great post.
December 13th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Good lord.
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December 13th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
He is so sexy. Who cares how old/young he is…it’s all relative.
I so hope you meet him/stalk him, whatever while you are on vacation. Totally jealous…
December 13th, 2007 at 5:24 pm