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		<title>By: angie</title>
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		<dc:creator>angie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i must leave a comment now
i actually came here to find out if a punt pass and kick out the front door would be ok
my boyfriend used to have two cats one reallllly crazy one that would only come out at night (or when no one was around and it was dark) and she would sleep on my daughters head!!
i really didn&#039;t like that so off went stormy to her new home somewhere in the woods
my boyfriend was soooooooo sooooooo mad at me for a long time but he got over it that cat just had bad mojo ya know

ok on to cat number two 
starr so pretty but thats all she meows all the time as if i actually want to talk to her after all the bs i have dealt with
the thing i hate most about her is where i will start
she used to hide under the couch and when my daughter would sit down and start swinging her cute little legs what would that dam cat do scratch the back of her heels
i tried spraying her with water bottles she got kicked out of the house for one night until her &quot;daddy&quot; saved her and shes really lucky he did
she will not stay off of the counters which drives me totally crazy nasty cat feet up on my counters rrrrrggggg
my daughter is sooo scared of her (starr now has her own room the bathroom its big enough) she brings a broom in the bathroom with her just in case the cat comes by her
i hate this cat sooooo much i have had to deal with her for 2.5 years now and im soooooooo over it
only problem is my boyfriend wants her i dont know why the damn cat doesnt like anyone but me (i really dont understand that part)
so throw her outside with her crazy sister or take her to a shelter where she will end up living in a cage for the rest of her life because she is such a bitch no one will want to take her home???????

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i must leave a comment now<br />
i actually came here to find out if a punt pass and kick out the front door would be ok<br />
my boyfriend used to have two cats one reallllly crazy one that would only come out at night (or when no one was around and it was dark) and she would sleep on my daughters head!!<br />
i really didn&#8217;t like that so off went stormy to her new home somewhere in the woods<br />
my boyfriend was soooooooo sooooooo mad at me for a long time but he got over it that cat just had bad mojo ya know</p>
<p>ok on to cat number two<br />
starr so pretty but thats all she meows all the time as if i actually want to talk to her after all the bs i have dealt with<br />
the thing i hate most about her is where i will start<br />
she used to hide under the couch and when my daughter would sit down and start swinging her cute little legs what would that dam cat do scratch the back of her heels<br />
i tried spraying her with water bottles she got kicked out of the house for one night until her &#8220;daddy&#8221; saved her and shes really lucky he did<br />
she will not stay off of the counters which drives me totally crazy nasty cat feet up on my counters rrrrrggggg<br />
my daughter is sooo scared of her (starr now has her own room the bathroom its big enough) she brings a broom in the bathroom with her just in case the cat comes by her<br />
i hate this cat sooooo much i have had to deal with her for 2.5 years now and im soooooooo over it<br />
only problem is my boyfriend wants her i dont know why the damn cat doesnt like anyone but me (i really dont understand that part)<br />
so throw her outside with her crazy sister or take her to a shelter where she will end up living in a cage for the rest of her life because she is such a bitch no one will want to take her home???????</p>
<p>WHAT WOULD YOU DO??????</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had a cat like that.  I couldn&#039;t take it anymore when I was about 8 months pregnant with my second.  He would shit diarrhea all over my carpet.  I had my sister take him to be put down.  You are a better person than I.

&lt;em&gt;Michelle&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://sunraysnsaturdays.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/toot/&#039;&gt;Toot&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had a cat like that.  I couldn&#8217;t take it anymore when I was about 8 months pregnant with my second.  He would shit diarrhea all over my carpet.  I had my sister take him to be put down.  You are a better person than I.</p>
<p><em>Michelle&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://sunraysnsaturdays.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/toot/'>Toot</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Mrs. Mustard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mrs. Mustard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 23:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AHAHAHAHAHA!

I fucking hate my cat, too.  He insists on sleeping ON my 39 week belly at night, and whenever my son wakes up at night (I know, he still wakes up...I&#039;m screwed), the facking cat insists on meowing like judgement day is here, and I end up tossing him downstairs and locking him in the office.
I want to just put him outside and hope that he gets lost.  My husband would NEVER allow it, though.  He loves the cat.

&lt;em&gt;Mrs. Mustard&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://cheezewhizandmustard.com/2008/05/01/im-so-cool-i-just-had-to-do-it/&#039;&gt;Iâ€™m so cool, I just had to do it&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AHAHAHAHAHA!</p>
<p>I fucking hate my cat, too.  He insists on sleeping ON my 39 week belly at night, and whenever my son wakes up at night (I know, he still wakes up&#8230;I&#8217;m screwed), the facking cat insists on meowing like judgement day is here, and I end up tossing him downstairs and locking him in the office.<br />
I want to just put him outside and hope that he gets lost.  My husband would NEVER allow it, though.  He loves the cat.</p>
<p><em>Mrs. Mustard&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://cheezewhizandmustard.com/2008/05/01/im-so-cool-i-just-had-to-do-it/'>Iâ€™m so cool, I just had to do it</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Backpacking Dad</title>
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		<dc:creator>Backpacking Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 06:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1st cat: pissed on my couch 19 times. Renal failure in September (after a year and a half on sub-cu fluids, which I was happy to administer)

2nd cat: barfed in the living room for 4 years. Renal failure in November (sudden, and sad).

3rd cat: craps in the living room, bedroom...anywhere with carpetiting rather than tile or linoleum...diagnosed as diabetic, but non-life-threatening, in February.

I&#039;m just about done with cats. No matter how much I&#039;ve loved all of them, I&#039;m going with a fish next.

&lt;em&gt;Backpacking Dad&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BackpackingDad/~3/281299244/in-which-i-try-my-hand-at-stand-up.html&#039;&gt;In which I try my hand at stand-up&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1st cat: pissed on my couch 19 times. Renal failure in September (after a year and a half on sub-cu fluids, which I was happy to administer)</p>
<p>2nd cat: barfed in the living room for 4 years. Renal failure in November (sudden, and sad).</p>
<p>3rd cat: craps in the living room, bedroom&#8230;anywhere with carpetiting rather than tile or linoleum&#8230;diagnosed as diabetic, but non-life-threatening, in February.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m just about done with cats. No matter how much I&#8217;ve loved all of them, I&#8217;m going with a fish next.</p>
<p><em>Backpacking Dad&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BackpackingDad/~3/281299244/in-which-i-try-my-hand-at-stand-up.html'>In which I try my hand at stand-up</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Amanda (Shamelessly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amanda (Shamelessly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 02:01:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um, this part, &quot;Simple solution: pick up your clothes, right? Well, not Mike. He feels that since itâ€™s his house he should have the right to toss his clothes as he sees fit.&quot; Yeah, that&#039;s my husband exactly.  Drives me up the fucking wall. Then he wonders where they are or why they&#039;re dirty.  grrr.

&lt;em&gt;Amanda (Shamelessly&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/shamelesslysassy/oRdr/~3/281746624/&#039;&gt;The Tin Can Adventures: The Human Trash Target&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, this part, &#8220;Simple solution: pick up your clothes, right? Well, not Mike. He feels that since itâ€™s his house he should have the right to toss his clothes as he sees fit.&#8221; Yeah, that&#8217;s my husband exactly.  Drives me up the fucking wall. Then he wonders where they are or why they&#8217;re dirty.  grrr.</p>
<p><em>Amanda (Shamelessly&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/shamelesslysassy/oRdr/~3/281746624/'>The Tin Can Adventures: The Human Trash Target</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: mamatulip</title>
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		<dc:creator>mamatulip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude. Chewy shits on the basement floor at least twice a day. I FEELZ UR PAINS.

&lt;em&gt;mamatulip&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.mamatulip.com/?p=742&#039;&gt;Quote of the dayâ€¦and other tidbits&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude. Chewy shits on the basement floor at least twice a day. I FEELZ UR PAINS.</p>
<p><em>mamatulip&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://www.mamatulip.com/?p=742'>Quote of the dayâ€¦and other tidbits</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: samarama ding dong</title>
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		<dc:creator>samarama ding dong</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 14:48:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Jen:&lt;/strong&gt; You&#039;re right. He has NO idea. LOL

&lt;strong&gt;justmylife:&lt;/strong&gt; Toxoplasmosis. But the cat doesn&#039;t have it. He&#039;s too chicken shit to go outside. LOL He&#039;s been checked before. And I don&#039;t clean the litter box - just the stuff that doesn&#039;t make it in there. *rolleyes*
&lt;strong&gt;
Holly:&lt;/strong&gt; 1. Done. Mike does the litter and I do the randomness around the house. Men don&#039;t know how to clean carpet properly. And, the cat is fine, no toxoplasmosis... but I still don&#039;t do litter right now.

2. Very pissy-pussy. He&#039;s just all around BAD.

3. Thanks! 
&lt;strong&gt;
Shania:&lt;/strong&gt; That&#039;s great that you had someone close to you that was able to care for him! 
&lt;strong&gt;
Candy:&lt;/strong&gt; I think he just hates me. Maybe he hates that we now have kids and a dog too.. but he was fine when the dog arrived and he&#039;s never had anything to do with Carter. Carter doesn&#039;t torment him either, we&#039;re very careful about that.

I just think he&#039;s vengeful and rude! 

LD: Hopefully the little one grows out of it since she&#039;s pretty much still a baby. There&#039;s no help for my eight year old cat I don&#039;t think. He&#039;s just crotchety.

&lt;strong&gt;Natalie:&lt;/strong&gt; Your cats are beautiful. I think we should trade. Maybe you can be a Cat Whisperer or something. ;)

&lt;strong&gt;Quasi:&lt;/strong&gt; I don&#039;t think he needs to drive me MORE crazy or he&#039;ll be buried in the backyard, but thanks!
&lt;strong&gt;
Kathy:&lt;/strong&gt; I wish mine would stay in the basement. LOL He does when there are people here. He&#039;s not very social.  

&lt;strong&gt;Brenda:&lt;/strong&gt; Oh Connor is scared of everything as well. Except for bugging the crap outta me! LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Jen:</strong> You&#8217;re right. He has NO idea. LOL</p>
<p><strong>justmylife:</strong> Toxoplasmosis. But the cat doesn&#8217;t have it. He&#8217;s too chicken shit to go outside. LOL He&#8217;s been checked before. And I don&#8217;t clean the litter box &#8211; just the stuff that doesn&#8217;t make it in there. *rolleyes*<br />
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Holly:</strong> 1. Done. Mike does the litter and I do the randomness around the house. Men don&#8217;t know how to clean carpet properly. And, the cat is fine, no toxoplasmosis&#8230; but I still don&#8217;t do litter right now.</p>
<p>2. Very pissy-pussy. He&#8217;s just all around BAD.</p>
<p>3. Thanks!<br />
<strong><br />
Shania:</strong> That&#8217;s great that you had someone close to you that was able to care for him!<br />
<strong><br />
Candy:</strong> I think he just hates me. Maybe he hates that we now have kids and a dog too.. but he was fine when the dog arrived and he&#8217;s never had anything to do with Carter. Carter doesn&#8217;t torment him either, we&#8217;re very careful about that.</p>
<p>I just think he&#8217;s vengeful and rude! </p>
<p>LD: Hopefully the little one grows out of it since she&#8217;s pretty much still a baby. There&#8217;s no help for my eight year old cat I don&#8217;t think. He&#8217;s just crotchety.</p>
<p><strong>Natalie:</strong> Your cats are beautiful. I think we should trade. Maybe you can be a Cat Whisperer or something. <img src='http://www.temporarilyme.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>Quasi:</strong> I don&#8217;t think he needs to drive me MORE crazy or he&#8217;ll be buried in the backyard, but thanks!<br />
<strong><br />
Kathy:</strong> I wish mine would stay in the basement. LOL He does when there are people here. He&#8217;s not very social.  </p>
<p><strong>Brenda:</strong> Oh Connor is scared of everything as well. Except for bugging the crap outta me! LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Brenda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brenda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL Sounds like you got quite a dirty cat. Mine is such a scaredy cat. Seriously. Bugs scare her. LOL

&lt;em&gt;Brenda&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://pookeybear.blogspot.com/2008/04/its-here-again.html&#039;&gt;It&#039;s here again!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL Sounds like you got quite a dirty cat. Mine is such a scaredy cat. Seriously. Bugs scare her. LOL</p>
<p><em>Brenda&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://pookeybear.blogspot.com/2008/04/its-here-again.html'>It&#8217;s here again!</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Kathy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A friend of mine (well, my mother&#039;s anyway) just got a cat after hers of over a decade had to be put down. This cat has not left the basement except to wolf down his food and take a dump. 

She&#039;s keeping him. 

For the record, my kitty hisses at me all the time. Then wants some cuddling. We&#039;re considering therapy. ;)

&lt;em&gt;Kathy&#039;s last blog post..&lt;a href=&#039;http://kathy-p.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-is-going-to-be-splendid.html&#039;&gt;This is going to be splendid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine (well, my mother&#8217;s anyway) just got a cat after hers of over a decade had to be put down. This cat has not left the basement except to wolf down his food and take a dump. </p>
<p>She&#8217;s keeping him. </p>
<p>For the record, my kitty hisses at me all the time. Then wants some cuddling. We&#8217;re considering therapy. <img src='http://www.temporarilyme.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>Kathy&#8217;s last blog post..<a href='http://kathy-p.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-is-going-to-be-splendid.html'>This is going to be splendid</a></em></p>
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		<title>By: Quasi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Quasi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 01:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a message for your cat: Iâ€™d like to tell you that Iâ€™ve written a scathingly funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out in May. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats.  Check it out on my website, www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com.  It will help you find even MORE ways to drive your female crazy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a message for your cat: Iâ€™d like to tell you that Iâ€™ve written a scathingly funny book, The World Is Your Litter Box, which will be out in May. The book is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so humans will buy it, but is, in fact, a how-to manual FOR cats.  Check it out on my website, <a href="http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com" >http://www.theworldisyourlitterbox.com</a>.  It will help you find even MORE ways to drive your female crazy!</p>
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