May 23rd, 2008
I thought I would give you an update but unfortunately it’s not the one I wanted to share.
I’m still fucking pregnant.
No twinges, no changes - everything is the same.
I had a doctor’s appointment on Wednesday and she didn’t seem too optimistic that anything was going to happen very soon. Still only 1cm but things have softened a little. Thanks. Thanks. A Lot. While there she even had me schedule next week’s appointment. My 41st week appointment. I can’t tell you how much that sucked. Cuz it really sucked.
I am now at the point where I am being mocked by my blog - fuck you baby astrology baby, you’re now counting down the 2 weeks I have left until the baby HAS to come out? Bitch. And, just for the record, I don’t think you’re even floating around like that anymore. Know how I know? Because my stomach is hard as a friggin’ rock and every time you move a millimetre I can feel it. Even Facebook’s getting it’s cracks in with that stupid baby ticker.
Thanks for the reminder Facebook. You’re a real fuckin’ gem.
I’m going to birth a sumo wrestler by the time the kid gets it’s shit together and vacates my uterus.
Fuck sumo wrestlers.
I really don’t think I would be as upset about going over my due date had I not already had an entire month off work. I am BORED, restless and extremely impatient. JUST GET THE HELL OUT ALREADY!
Yesterday Carter and I had a Cocktail Playdate. Yeah, that’s right. He played with his friend while I enjoyed a glass of wine with mine. I was tempted to grab the bottle straight from her hand and guzzle the entire thing down, but I should restraint and just sipped the one glass I had. I can’t tell you how hard it was not to pound that shit back and slam my glass down on the table. “They” say that a glass of wine can help things along but it really did nothing for me but increase my NEED for this child to vacate so I can drink more.
I’ve been contemplating sneaking a 6-pack into my hospital room.
Don’t judge me or I will be forced to punch you in your lady bits.
oh, i’ve been there. twice. it sucks. i hope that baby comes out soon!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:02 am
“They” also say walking and having sex can help things along. At the end of my pregnancy with Julia I was so ready for her to come out, I was forcing my husband to have sex. Then, I’d walk around the block. My neighbor would say, “Still pregnant, eh?”
At first it was amusing. I’d smile and say, “Yep.” Pretty soon I was just giving him the finger.
I hope your baby comes soon!
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:06 am
Geez, baby, take a hint. GET OUT!
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May 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Oh Sam, I DO know how much it sucks to make your 41st week appointment. Little Man was 8 days late, at which point he was served his eviction notice. He was already on his way by that time so the pitocin just sped things along. I am not going to tell you to not worry, this baby will come eventually because I know how much that will fucking annoy you. Because it fucking annoyed me when people would say it to me.
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
Aw! I’ll keep my fingers crossed that baby moves out soon.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I am empathizing with the suckiness of being overdue.
From way, way over here.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Oh you poor girl! I wish I knew what to tell you to get that baby out.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
I will send you a six pack to celebrate the baby’s eviction. My biggest craving during my pregnancy was a dark, frothy beer, so I understand where you’re coming from!
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May 23rd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I’ll say some prayers that this baby comes out very very soon… 41 weeks. YIKES. I won’t remind you.
ANYways…quick question off the pregnancy subject…what is the title of the font you use for your blog titles… I absolutely love it and it reminds me of my handwriting, it’s damn near identical…let me know when you get a chance!!
Sending lots of good thoughts your way for a very soon delivery!
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May 23rd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I’m sorry you’re so funny when you’re pissed off (eek - please don’t kick me in the lady bits!) I’m also sorry you’re overdue. Arlo was two days late and I was bored, uncomfortable, and generally unpleasant. I hope the little bugger gets its shit together soon.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I’m sorry. I told it to get a move on, kid don’t listen already!heh! Maybe soon, I hope. Here’s to a quick delivery *raises glass to you*
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
Seriously, you need to send that kid an eviction notice. It is not getting the point.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Interesting. My son was about two weeks late and his mother was in real/hard labor for 53 straight hours. He came out at 9lb 2oz and 22 inches. Not the biggest baby but if you consider his mother was 5′3″ and weighed 96lbs when she got pregnant… Not that you will have the same experience we did.
However, if you have ever watched Kyle XY then you know that the longer the kid stays in the oven the more intelligent and strong they will be. My son, who’s 11 now, has parents who have never been what you’d call healthy. In fact both of us are, let’s just say “sickly” and leave it at that. The boy, on the other hand, is strong as a bull and hardly ever gets sick.
Believe me, having a baby who sleeps through the night is a real blessing.
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May 24th, 2008 at 1:03 am
I don’t know what you are going through personaly, but I do feel for you hun. I hope the baby comes soon! Best of luck!
May 24th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Hmm, I’m a day later than everyone else. Maybe there’s news by now? I probably shouldn’t ask that huh?
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May 24th, 2008 at 9:29 pm