Next Step: Do-It-Yourself C-Section

by samantha on May 25, 2008

Long walk – check; I walked about 3.3km (2 miles) on Friday. Nothing.

Hot food – check; two nights in a row I had jalapeño peppers AND banana peppers on my meals. Nothing.

Stretched my cervix (done by my doctor of course) – check; NOTHING.

Sex – check; don’t even get me started on that fiasco. Nothing.

Pedicures with foot massage – check; two in the past month. Nothing.

Nipple stimulation – check; Ugh. NOT my idea of fun. Nothing.

Manual labour – check; pulled weeds, cleaned the car, washed the driveway. Nothing.

Raspberry Leaf Tea – drinking it now. Nothing so far.

I’ve even ran after my defiant toddler who insisted on running away from me and was heading towards the road. Nothing came of that expect time out for him and pee soaked pants for me (this was about a week or so ago so no, it wasn’t my water breaking.)

Short of jumping jacks and cutting myself open to get this child out, I’ve tried just about everything.

Four days overdue and I am a raging bitch.

Just ask Mike. He’s slept the past two nights on the couch just to give me space because apparently I need the entire bed since my side isn’t big enough.

Tomorrow I have a doctor’s appointment again and I just may cry and guilt her into an induction. If I hit my Week 41 day (on Wednesday) I can’t be held accountable for what I may do.

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{ 15 comments }

Mrs. Flinger May 25, 2008 at 10:27 am

Oh, honey I KNOW. The sex comment up there? I KNOW. Oh, honey. Here’s to some action (not that kind) tonight. Comeonnnn baby!

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Brenda May 25, 2008 at 11:06 am

oh hon…I’m so sorry. come on little one….get out for mommmy sanity!!!! Hang in there hon. ((hugs)))

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girl May 25, 2008 at 11:44 am

Overdue is cruel… come out baby and stop torturing your mother.

rachel May 25, 2008 at 12:33 pm

Oh sweetie. My prayers are with you and I have so much sympathy for you.
Hope you ‘pop’ soon!

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Miss Britt May 25, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Have you started shoving gel capsules filled with GUARANTEED TO INDUCE LABOR HERBS up your crotch yet?

Because that shit doesn’t work either.

Trust me.

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Lindsay May 25, 2008 at 12:45 pm

Oh Honey! I feel so sad for you! My sister went a full 2 weeks overdue, despite everything known to man to induce labour (I kid you not). It was the castor oil that finally did it for her. Not that I am recommending it without your doctor’s advice, but it just may work. Hang in there, and remember that little babies sleep a lot better on the inside. (It’s a stretch, but I am too far away to give you the big hug that I want to.) xoxo

flutter May 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm

would a Dyson help?

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Jan May 25, 2008 at 3:57 pm

I don’t think there is anything more miserable than those last few days of pregnancy. Hello..preaching? Choir? Well, you get the picture, bless your heart and come on BABY!

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pam May 25, 2008 at 6:51 pm

I always wondered what it would be like to make it to my due date. I never made it with any of my pregnancies. Which is by no means a brag or meant to make you feel worse; I’m kind of jealous. The anticipation, letting nature do what it does best, the excitement building by the day, and now, I’m sure by the hour.
Soon enough and now, you’re going to have a gemini baby!!! Being a gemini myself, I have nothing but high praise for them :)

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shawna May 25, 2008 at 9:48 pm

I remember being overdue with Michael and I cried every time I looked in the mirror… I just knew I would never be unpregnant again LOL

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ali May 26, 2008 at 9:56 am

haha. you might want to go and read my archives from august 2005…i was EXACTLY like you!!

Don Mills Diva May 26, 2008 at 11:04 am

Hope you’re in labour right now Sam! Painless labour though…

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LD May 26, 2008 at 5:49 pm

Have you tried blue and black cohosh? I have both if you want them. Also, have you tried clary sage that you rub on your tummy? Seriously. I have it all. happy to pass them on cause I spent a small fortune.
For me KFC and a cheesy movie did the trick.
But, crying does work wonders.

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Mrs Mogul May 28, 2008 at 2:59 pm

Thanks for giving me hope that a pregnant woman can still have sex!

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justmylife May 29, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Hang in there!

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