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There’s Not Enough Coffee in the World For Today

by samantha on August 22, 2008

Down and dirty. Is that kinda like short and sweet? Because if it is, that’s what I mean and if it’s not just ignore me.

Hold me.

I’m scared.

Today. Friday (if this automatic posting doo-dad works) is Carter’s third birthday. I wasn’t weepy about past birthdays but I think with Hudson’s arrival this year is different and I’m sad that he’s three. Really sad.

My boys.

Maybe I’ll have more about that later, not right now. I can’t.

I’m too fuckin’ scared for my life.

While you’re reading this (if the automatic posting worked correctly) I am packed into a trolley-type-bus with about 120 children ranging in age from 2 – 6 and some parents. We’re probably baking in the hot hot sun and endured a couple of meltdowns already.

Pray for me.

Carter’s daycare has a field trip to this makeshift safari type place where baboons rip the trim off your car and eat your windshield wipers while smearing their ass across your windshield and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

I thought it would be nice to volunteer since it’s his birthday and all.

Send. Booze.

Copious amounts.

:::

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{ 13 comments }

1 Brenda August 22, 2008 at 8:16 am

Happy Birthday Carter!!!! Hey, I understand. Ryan will be 6 in Oct….6!!!!!! In kindergarten!! Time goes way too fast.

Have fun and good luck on the field trip!

Brenda’s last blog post..My Road trip!

2 moosh in indy. August 22, 2008 at 8:18 am

Happy Birthday Carter!
And your automatic posting works so I hope you can get my automatic prayer juju’s through my comment while you’re being smeared with baboon butt.
xoxo

moosh in indy.’s last blog post..Hot: Day 21-Gen Con Festival

3 Miss Britt August 22, 2008 at 9:24 am

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AS A MOMMY!!

The birthday of your first is a big deal. You’ve been doing this for THREE YEARS – and I bet you are 100 times better at it than you ever knew you could be.

Miss Britt’s last blog post..Scared

4 mamatulip August 22, 2008 at 10:12 am

Oh, Happy Birthday Carter!

Happy Birth Day, Sam!

And – good luck today, you crazy fool, you.

mamatulip’s last blog post..Hot pepper eye

5 ali August 22, 2008 at 10:50 am

happy birthday to Carter!
dear god, you are a brave, brave woman!

6 Natalie August 22, 2008 at 12:08 pm

Happy Birthday Carter!

I have a hard time writing the right words on birthday’s. I’m going to try REALLY hard this year, it’s my son’s fifth.

7 maggie, dammit August 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm

OMG. One of the worst days of my life was spent on a school bus with a bunch of 2nd graders. ;)

May the force be with you.

I agree with Britt, it’s a celebration for you, too. Happy birthday to you both!

maggie, dammit’s last blog post..You probably won’t see this here again

8 slackermommy August 22, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Oh girl, I feel for you.

Happy B-day, Carter!

slackermommy’s last blog post..Why do I dream about dead babies?

9 samantha August 22, 2008 at 8:14 pm

Thanks for the comments everyone! I was really emotional all day today just looking at my boy. Missing HIS baby stages so bad! Hudson was also very, very well behaved!

Ya to automatic posting for working!

Today was crazy hot and super busy. Carter was a gem. He was so well behaved I didn’t even know he was my child. Other children? Well, I hate other people’s kids.

10 kittenpie August 23, 2008 at 9:02 am

Wow. Happy birthday, kiddo, and mama, I hope you had some booze in stock for the evening. If not in a hip flask on the bus.

kittenpie’s last blog post..Leave My Daughter Out Of It

11 Whit August 23, 2008 at 7:36 pm

Happy birthday to your big boy. If it makes you feel better they get harder and harder.

Whit’s last blog post..Maybe the Cold Turkey Ate Your Baby

12 The Stiletto Mom August 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm

I feel for you! My oldest is going into fourth grade tomorrow and today I was looking at some old baby pictures of him and things he made for me in pre-school….I was so sad! I keep grabbing him and hugging him and he is starting to not want to walk into the same room for fear of another love attack!
Great blog, I’ve bookmarked and will be back often!
Mary Anne

13 jennydecki August 25, 2008 at 9:26 am

Oh MAN. You *volunteered* ???

I told my husband I wasn’t volunteering for a damn thing until my kids were old enough to remember it when they were THIRTY (or older) – if they’re too young to remember later, I can’t use it as leverage and it becomes *not worth it*

You are a better mommy than I am. Hugely. I respect you for that.

jennydecki’s last blog post..Feel a Little Better About Yourself (every day!)

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