Whenever I protest any sexual advances I get asked, “But what about the butterflies?”
Damn butterflies.
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Carter insists that I have a “China”.
I’ve repeatedly tried to correct him telling him that it’s called a Va-gina which he then calls “Bah-China”.
I think I’m gonna call it a Bah-China from now on.
Sounds so much more exotic.
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I’m not participating in NaBlopoMo this year. I thought about it, but November first came and went and I hadn’t written a post. I know, I know… you can thank me in Starbucks. Preferably a grande, non-fat Tazo Chai Tea Latte s’il vous plaît (that’s French for please).
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I have nothing intellegent to share so go read these guys.
Who knew he had it in him? Neil’s murderous confession.
My dear Tanis is pissed. Who are you pissed at?
Fighting for her life and she’s worried about us. Why aren’t there more people like her?
If only The Apple Store took this kind of fortune.
If you force her to share her personal information Sassy will run. you. down. (Or give cigarettes to your kids. Whatever.)
* That makes me giggle like a twelve year old boy. Spread. Ha!
Shamelessly Sassy says:
bah-china is officially the best word for vagina ever. It does sound exotic. Also, thank you for the links.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
A Whole Lot of Nothing says:
Ba-China is the new Vuh-jay-jay.
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:37 pm
samantha says:
@ A Whole Lot of Nothing:
Hahaha! You know it sista!
November 3rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Redneck Mommy says:
Heh. Neil’s post is the perfect example about why I loathe giving hummers.
I’m always afraid my husband is going to want to chop off my head afterwards.
Big smooches to you Sam. I adore you and can’t wait to see you again.
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November 3rd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Karen Sugarpants says:
Ha ha ha….thanks for breaking my Apple Store virginity with me.
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November 4th, 2008 at 12:40 am
justmylife says:
Little Miss scared me yesterday with her knowledge of sex. She is in the 4th grade! She was telling me all about what she had read in a book at school. Your time is coming. I love bah-china, wonder if I can get away with it with Little Miss.
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November 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm