Let’s Talk Poop (Pre-empted By A Rant And Toilet Paper)

Maybe another day. Because for now I am frustrated and lost my mojo.

I had a post, it was going well.. the browser froze and it’s all gone.

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In this day and age of Teh Internets you’d think “they”‘d be able to do something about fuckin’ browsers freezing. “They” can send a man to the moon, even a damn robot to Mars,  but “they” can’t make a stupid computer browser work?

I’m at a loss people.

Toilet paper.

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Are you a toilet paper waster? Do you roll it around your hand and use half the roll, or do you sparingly use a couple sheets?

Let’s discuss.

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16 Comments

  1. ali says:

    i’m a big ole waster. and i’m totally okay with that!

    ali´s last blog post..my ali-never-gets-hit-on reputation remains and a contest

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

  2. Ainse says:

    Waster.

    Blame my mother. Years of, “You only need a few squares!” I’ll show her, I used to think. When I’m an adult, I’m going to use as much T.P. as I want. So I do. And not cheap stuff, either. Oh no, we go full out with the extra-soft Charmin. There are some things in life you shouldn’t skimp on. A clean bum is definitely one of them.

    Ainse´s last blog post..Love is Love

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

  3. samantha says:

    I am a waster. I wrap it around my hand a few times. Mike teases me about pulling it to the ground over and over… We’ve had *discussions* about the amount of paper I use. LOL I’ve twittered about, but too lazy to find it.

    Here’s part of the twitter conversation…

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:15 pm

  4. Vic says:

    It’s possible that toddlers’ toilet habits are much more amusing than adults’ – the boy finds it acceptable to use however much pee paper remains on the roll, regardless of whether that roll has only just been started. That’s when I call the husband in to deal. I prefer the silky-softness of babywipes for their superb arse cleansing abilities.
    [Sam, I'm worried about your choice of blogging topics - are you finally cracking up?]

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

  5. samantha says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Ainse!

    There are some things in life you shouldn’t skimp on. A clean bum is definitely one of them.

    By far the BEST comment ever!!

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

  6. kd@abitsquirrelly says:

    Not really a waster here, but maybe a bit more then I need. I do use the kids’ toddler wipes for poo though. If that was tmi, sorry.

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

  7. samantha says:

    @ Vic: Maybe I am. Trying to get back to me at the same time. LOL

    You offered up a reply… does that mean you’re as bad as me?

    January 13th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

  8. Mr Lady says:

    Well, okay….

    I am a bit more than necessary girl. I have to be able to wrap it around my three middle fingers at least twice. Funny thing? My kid got her own paper for the first time the other day and did the exact same totally neurotic thing. It was awesome.

    My oldest never wiped enough. He was a one wipe and done boy. And after him smelling like, well, poop for a while, I let him HAVE IT. And now he overcompensates by using so much he clogs the toilet. EVERY TIME. I’ve actually had to start asking him to throw half of what he uses in the trash, because he’s 10 3/4, I can’t retrain him now.

    You asked, yo. :)

    Mr Lady´s last blog post..Double Whammy

    January 13th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

  9. Haley-O says:

    AS I explained on my blog today…, it’s MERCURY RETROGRADE, baby! ;) Hence the browser freezage. Sorry. That sucks….

    I use as little toilet paper as possible because I’m trying to save the Earth one piece of toilet paper at a time….

    Haley-O´s last blog post..Mercury Retrograde; and, THE LIST

    January 13th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

  10. JBrandum says:

    I use to my hearts content……I hate getting my fingers the least bit wet. And I FINALLY found someone who uses wipes for their backside!

    January 13th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

  11. Jenn says:

    I should use less….

    Jenn

    Jenn´s last blog post..The Post Where I Brag about the AWESOME thing I get to do

    January 13th, 2009 at 6:07 pm

  12. Sarcastica says:

    You can never have too many squares!!!!

    Sarcastica´s last blog post..Long List

    January 13th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

  13. Kimberly says:

    I am a careful user. I always keep the trees in mind but also the cleanliness of my parts.

    Kimberly´s last blog post..Decide to Delurk

    January 13th, 2009 at 11:03 pm

  14. Whit says:

    I use leaves. Sometimes rocks.

    Whit´s last blog post..Have Fun Storming the Castle

    January 14th, 2009 at 2:06 am

  15. justmylife says:

    My kids are wasters! They go through twice as much toilet paper in their bathroom. But I worry that you may have lost more than your post. heh!

    justmylife´s last blog post..It is a sign of Brilliance, I am sure of it.

    January 14th, 2009 at 11:23 am

  16. Lotta says:

    Huge waster! I’m known for clogging the potty because of too much paper. Yep. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Paper.

    Lotta´s last blog post..Sparkle Like You Mean It!

    January 17th, 2009 at 2:44 am

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