I’m a sex toy virgin.
Seen them, bought them for other people (as gag gifts) but have never owned one. I’ve thought about it a few times, even been accused of it, but never – still – have bought one for myself. I don’t typically shy away from sex conversations, (most) bodily fluids or even Teh Porno, but I just can’t bring myself to buy something.
I waffle back and forth when the topic comes up. Like this week WM is having a giveaway on her site for a toy and I entered. Then I began thinking about why I don’t have one, if I should get one, and what kind I should get.
The giveaway peaked my attention once again and I’ve been a little more interested in finding something for myself. I then realized that the main reason I haven’t got one is because I have no idea where to start looking; how to start looking. If you’re following me on twitter you might have noticed me mention I was um… working on maybe solving my conundrum. But still… where to start… what to get… *sigh*
Then, as if it fell from the heavens, a certain website contacted me to see if I was interested in a product review or a giveaway.
Hello! Fuckin’ A.
But then I chickened on a product review.
Seriously? Maybe I am a prude.
But opted for a giveaway for you lovely readers.
I know! I can pick one for other people, but not for myself? What the hell is with THAT!?
So, for you, I spent a better part of my morning perusing strap ons (Holy Hannah!), lingerie (Umm…), and swings (Weeeeeee!) to find this vibrator for one lucky winner!
And for me?
I came to one conclusion.
I am a fuckin’ prude.
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So before Sunday-Â January 25, 2009 at 12:00pm EST – leave me a comment telling me how old you were when you had your first sexual experience and you’re entered to win!
If you’d rather enter anonymously, please email me at (temptingmama AT gmail DOT com) and I’ll enter you for the draw.
The winner will be chosen by the good ol’ name in a hat method where I’ll be assisted by my three year old. Appropriate, right?
Good Luck!!
Oh,YES! I love sex toy giveaways!
I was 15 when I had my first sexual experience. It was October 19th, 1988,to be exact.
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Well, that post woke me right up! Goodness. I guess I was 17 when I had sex for the first time…talk about a prude…
Anyhow, good luck finding something you like!
PS – I think your post makes my name and blog title look kinda naughty…cool!
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I’m a virgin.
I’ll DM you later about what to pick.
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I’m not going to mentiont he age, but I will tell you when I bought my first toy. I had just graduated college. I was 17. still have it 13 years later.
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I do NOT have sex with plastic. No way, no how. So me, not entered.
It was January 16th, 1994 at about 9:30 in the morning. I was 2 months and 4 days shy of my 19th birthday, engaged to a lovely man, and in my bed in the basement of my dad’s house. Totally awesome. Loved every minute of it. Still friends with that guy to this day.
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Since we’re all sharing I thought it would be fair for me to tell you as well.
I was 16, one month shy of my 17th birthday and I was the last of my friends to lose ‘it’ so it was more of a “it’s about fuckin’ time” moment than anything else. LOL
I was 17, which I guess is a bit old and boring considering kids these days are at it at 12. And damn! that makes me feel even older now…
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I’m not entering b/c I’m actually doing an Eden review! I’m notsomuch the virgin (in many aspects) but I am scared poopless to post a review. MY MOM and my MIL read my blog! What the hell was I thinking? I may look for a guest post spot to fill on someone else’s blog to do my review.
And dood – you must try something that vibrates. Oh, holy heck.
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@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], You’re always welcome here!
I don’t think you’re a prude – I don’t know if I’d be able to do a review for a sex toy without dying of embarrassment … and I’m not *even* a prude… not even close!
I was just thinking yesterday that I’d like a new vibrator.. I’m bored of mine! lol
I was early teens when I had my first experience and I’m hoping to holy hell that my kids are a lot older!!! 30 will do just nicely.
And DOOOD get a vibrator! Seriously. You.Have.Not.Lived!
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what do you consider a sexual experience??!?!
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@ali, Oh you. Always so difficult.
I could use a new sex toy..
My first real sexual experience was when I was 19 and I’ll never forget because I got pregnant…
Um…it was the summer between seventh and eighth grade. Whee!
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Dude, I am NO PRUDE and I’ve never used a dildo either. Ahem, never…which is why I totally should win, by the way.
But I was 17 when I had my first sexual experience. I was away for a week, visiting a boy in New Jersey. When I got there, I was a virgin but by the time I’d left, I loved being tied up.
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If I was a woman, I’m not sure I’d ever want anything florescent green in that region. Know what I’m sayin’?
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@always home and uncool, Sorry Kevin! Maybe the next giveaway you an participate…
But you could still enter and give it to your wife as a gift… there’s pink ones too
I cannot believe these laydays who have not used a toy ever??? OMFG I’ve already gone through one and I’m on my second vibrator. Well, not at the moment. Ha ha..
My first sex was at age 18. It was not memorable. As in, I barely felt it. He was wee willy wonka.
Hrm…’sexual experience’ can be defined so very many ways…
I’m going to go with age 15. But I was 17 yrs and 5 days old when I lost my virginity. In fact, that boy bought me my first sex toy.
No toys? Seriously? You have not lived.
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I was 19, in the hotel of a Day’s Inn when my boyfriend (now hubby) came down to visit me. We had plans to go out for dinner and then go back to his place, but we were a bit excited and grabbed ice cream instead before heading back to his room.
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First sex toy experience: 20… but it was an accident. I was using a “back massager” (that’s what it said on the package) for my BACK… and got the bright idea to use it elsewhere. Who knew back massagers get so hot they can scorch your nether regions?
Get a vibrator. You won’t be sorry.
This is the best freaking giveaway ever.
I was 19 when I first had sex. Also? For my friend Jackie!’s 25th birthday, I threw her a sex toy party. Someone from a company like Eden Fantasy came to our house with a bunch of products, and we ordered what we wanted while a porno played on TV. It was AWESOME.
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Enter my name.
And if I win, you can keep it. My gift to you.
Lord knows I have more than my own fair share.
Wink.
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Uh, let’s just leave it at when I married my husband at 19. Four toys later? Gimme more.
The Mormon will deprude you.
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Oh Hilly, tied up your first time? That’s impressive! LOL
Well, in first grade, Danny cornered me in the coat closet and kissed me. Then I beat him up.
But the first time I was really aware of a “Sexual experience” — it was Denny (similar to Danny, I know, but different), in the bowling alley. He was shorter than me (teehee), and when he leaned up to kiss me he got my nose instead.
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I was 17 and the guy and his housemates hung the sheet from a tree the next day. Apparently there was a contest to see who would pop my cherry
OMG Rachel. I can’t even imagine.
(I feel really bad because I giggled at that.)
(I am so horribly insensitive. So sorry.)
i actually lost my virginity with my husband. Well…we weren’t married at the time (and we were 8 months pregnant when we did get married) it was Halloween night, 1997, and I was 18
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Seriously. You guys going on about how I have lived until I tried a vibrator…. you’re killing me!!
I feel like a trashy horny housewife sitting here starring at sex sites while my children and husband are asleep upstairs. LOL
I was, swear to God, 24 years old the first time I had sex. It was my wedding night. I guess I’m old fashioned (though to be honest, it was my husband’s idea). Now as far as first sexual experience….well….I was younger than that.
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@velocibadgergirl, I had Carter only a couple months after my 24th birthday.
Sometimes I wish I had waited until marriage. I’m sure it would have been a completely different experience.
You should reconsider the product review. Bow to peer pressure!!!
I was 15 when I had my first sexual experience. I wish I’d waited.
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@sherendipity, man, you guys are ALL about the peer pressure, aren’t you! LMAO!
@samantha, How about getting pregnant your first time ever…that is so not cool! She’s 13 now…my first time having sex trophy…like I’m reminded everyday.. LOL
@Taylor Blue, The thought alone scares me.
I saw a new version of Degassi the other day where one of the one of the girls gets pregnant and goes to Spike (who was a teenage mother in the older shows) to get help. I wanted to cry FOR her.
I cannot even imagine!
@samantha, I don’t have to imagine…I live it everyday.. LOL
What a great giveaway!!
I was 18 and dating a guy in the navy. We dated a few months then I figured out that he had a wife living in NY. Never heard from him again.
I bought my first vibrator when I was 21. Always said I would never use one, now I wonder how women go without!
If you must know… 19 1/2. I was waiting for Mr. Right guy and then I gave up and went with Mr. Will do for right now. Of course, I met my husband only one year later.
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Ha! Way to come out of the sex toy virgin closet! I’m shedding tears of proudness.
P.S I still love you even if you are running the same giveaway, lol
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@WM, *fist bumps*
I’m more or less coming out because you *may* have given me a giant push out the closet door! HAHAHA
I was 15. Very much wish I had waited! My hubby bought me my first vibrator. Then I started having toy parties like crazy! I have gone through….hmmmm…I don’t know how many, but ALOT! It’s been almost 5 years since I bought any. I think I’m turning into a “vibe virgin” too. A little suggestion for your first….The Bullet. You will NOT be sorry! You’ll go from….ok, nice, to OMG in 3.5 seconds! haha
I was 16 yr s. old, but if my seventeen year old asks, I was thirty and married for five years!
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I was 16, and it was nothing to write about. Literally. Truly a minute-man. Thank goodness my little 16 year old heart was wrong, wrong, wrong!
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OMG, JBrandum is 100% right. Silver Bullet $14. Buy it. Also, it’s a thing called a Chaser. Buy it. I have lots of schtuff! Anyway, first sexual experience… 18, but we won’t tell you howwwww I met that guy. Oy Vey. Teh Internetz? Yea.
@Krystle, You know, I used to be shocked at the amount of ppl that met tho the internet, but I’m not anymore. Now that I’ve made some really close friends I can see how a relationship could develop.
I never pictured you to be a kinky toy lover! *snicker*
Well…I’m NOT entering because I don’t want nor need a sex toy (never had one and never will lol).
I think it’s really sad actually that people think 17 is OLD for losing your virginity…what ever happened to waiting for the right person? Abstinence? Call me old fashioned but geez….
I was 19 when I lost my virginity..and it was to my husband (we weren’t married at the time but I knew we would be). He is still the ONE and ONLY man I have ever slept with. And I’m VERY proud of that fact. Call me old fashioned or a prude, but I think that’s the way it should be done. Though now I wish I had waited until our wedding night. It would have been very special…the way sex should be.
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I was 15 first time I had sex – as for sex toys – I agree with the majority of commenters, you haven’t lived babe!
Ack, I left the comment on the wrong post! 13, apparently the youngest slut on the block!
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Big, big, big fan of the sex toys. Every trip to Target includes a stop for batteries!
Just browsing thru comments, I feel old in saying I was 21 when I had my first sexual experience! Here’s hoping your number drawing will take pity on such an old woman! If that doesn’t work, what if I told you my most dependable toy just died on me? Anything?
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I am 24. I had my first orgasm at a young age. You know, in the bathtub, the water pouring down, etc.
But a real, real one? I was probably 14 or 15. I stole my sisters vibrator. My mom found it and threw away without ever saying anything to me until much later.
Currently? I use a thick highlighter. I know. Sad. I need a good vibrator!
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I was 16 and it was in a pick-up truck. I’m so fucking country.
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Also I think it’s awesome that my last comment is all “I was 16 when I had my first major sexual experience” and then right after that it’s all “This is not about fisting”.
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@Jenny, Bloggess, too bad I didn’t have a CAPTCHA and it gave you some sexual reference to like vibrators, or dildos or something. That, my friend, would be the ultimate trifecta right there.
IMHO I think young people are having these types of experiences at way too young of an age. In my age — ok, maybe the stone age — for the young woman, it was really meant to be something important — something you saved for marriage. I know that mind-set has changed. I got married at 19 — just short of my 20th birthday. Still way too young as I reflect back on it.
Thanks for asking.
I’m 20. Will be 21 in a few months.
And is it weird that I’m getting distracted by how much I LOVE this font?!? What IS this?
Anywho-yeah. Virgin. No more details than that are coming outta my mouth…consider yourself blessed. LOL
@flickrlovr, I thought I was the only one getting turned on by the font…who needs a man when you can have a font.. LOL
@flickrlovr, OMFG LOL at the font thing. Here I thought it was only me that got hot for font.
Maybe I sould try and find myself a toy in the shape of an ampersand? LOL
As for the font, it’s called ‘Rockwell’ and it’s totally my new font crush.
@samantha, I totally have a font crush on it too.. do they have sex toys in fonts??
I was 16.
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This just proves that I was and still am a totaly dork. December 23rd, 1993. I was a month shy of turning 19. It was a little “have a great Christmas break” send off. My dad picked me up from my dorm room a few hours later. All of my friends spent the entire Chirstmas break calling asking me what happened. I spent my entire Christmas break trying to talk to my friends in secret code. And to top it off, I married the guy 7 years later. Yep, he’s the only guy I’ve been with. Me=dork.
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I had just turned 20 for my first sexual experience… but my first experience with a toy didn’t come until this year… at aged 31.
While it doesn’t substitute for the real thing… when you are in a dating slump… it can come in handy.
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since my wife… er… LOVES toys… And I kinda likes to see her using them…
count me in! hehehe…
If memory doesn’t fail me I was 15 my first time… and because I LOVE dangerous situations it was in a room full of people… (they were all sleeping)
major adrenaline pump! hhehehe…
xxx
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