I’m a sex toy virgin.
Seen them, bought them for other people (as gag gifts) but have never owned one. I’ve thought about it a few times, even been accused of it, but never – still – have bought one for myself. I don’t typically shy away from sex conversations, (most) bodily fluids or even Teh Porno, but I just can’t bring myself to buy something.
I waffle back and forth when the topic comes up. Like this week WM is having a giveaway on her site for a toy and I entered. Then I began thinking about why I don’t have one, if I should get one, and what kind I should get.
The giveaway peaked my attention once again and I’ve been a little more interested in finding something for myself. I then realized that the main reason I haven’t got one is because I have no idea where to start looking; how to start looking. If you’re following me on twitter you might have noticedÂ me mention I was um… working on maybe solving my conundrum. But still… where to start… what to get… *sigh*
Then, as if it fell from the heavens, a certain website contacted me to see if I was interested in a product review or a giveaway.
Hello! Fuckin’ A.
But then I chickened on a product review.
Seriously? Maybe I am a prude.
But opted for a giveaway for you lovely readers.
I know! I can pick one for other people, but not for myself? What the hell is with THAT!?
And for me?
I came to one conclusion.
I am a fuckin’ prude.
So before Sunday-Â January 25, 2009 at 12:00pm EST – leave me a comment telling me how old you were when you had your first sexual experience and you’re entered to win!
If you’d rather enter anonymously, please email me at (temptingmama AT gmail DOT com) and I’ll enter you for the draw.
The winner will be chosen by the good ol’ name in a hat method where I’ll be assisted by my three year old. Appropriate, right?