Updated: Apparently I should read my feeds before creating a post because when I think I have a great!, funny! idea, it would so happen that I post it on the same day as Jenny, The Bloggess – my blog crush – *waves* Hi Jenny! What up? Can’t wait for your BlogHer vagina party! *fist bump*
Now this posts just makes me look like a total copy cat loser and I totally fuckin’ destroyed her awesome (Destroying her awesome is pretty well impossible, but get the jist – and if you don’t? Well could could get a fist). I just mulched a funny into a clusterfuck of crap. Do yourself a favour and just go read over there. She cuts and pastes and shit. Totally better.
In keeping up with this week’s theme, I thought I’d share this little tidbit with you.
Just picture it: Barack, Michelle and the children sitting down to dinner in their new White House dining room. Maybe a television on near by to hear the latest news and stories about Barack’s first couple days in office only to hear mention of Barack and fisting in the same sentence ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
What? Don’t look at my like that, it’s entirely plausible.
Actually it’s a true story.
I shit you not!
An honest mistake: Fisting vs. Fist BUMPING.
What do you wanna wager that she lost her job??
Now, remember to get your butts over HERE and leave a comment to win a sleek new pocket rocket.
And I’ve decided to jump in and get one, so I’m reading up on your recommendations. *blushes*
See? PRUDE.
And…
Because I know you love it so much…
Grace in Small Things: Part 2 of 365
- Banana Nut Bread scented candles
- Pureed prunes
- Grande Non-fat Chai Tea Latte
- Body Shop Body Butter – Satsuma
- Stupid reporters that say fisting on air when they really mean fist bumping
{ 21 comments }
oh.my.lordypants.
She will never live that down. Ahhhh. I just had to play that three times!
And get a rabbit
Mine’s my best friend!! *blush blush*
mrs nm´s last blog post..25.
I absolutely LOVE my satsuma body butter and bath gel. It makes me happy every morning smelling it!
@McKenzie, I think it’s the only stasuma product that actually keeps its scent all day. I LOVE smelling myself. HAHAHA
oh ho dear…
flutter´s last blog post..In a sky bursting into stars
can’t wait to fist you next week. bwahahaha!
I don’t think it’s fair that Vic and Ali have more comments then me. So I’m gonna fix that.
SO hi, it’s me again….and I’m hijacking your comments.
3 out of 5 of your grace in small things? food-related. hahahahaha…
@Karen Sugarpants, only another foodie would notice something like that. Bwahahahaha
Go back to eating your fuckin’ organic cheesies and leave me comment space alone. *snicker*
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I like yours better.
Jenny, Bloggess´s last blog post..This post is not about fisting
@Jenny, Bloggess, oh so modest my dear Bloggess. No one – I mean NO ONE – can bring the funny like you. You’re like some mystical hobbit of the humour bloggers. Srsly. For Realz.
trying to steal my thunder, eh, sugarpants??!??
ali´s last blog post..when the cat’s away…
<> Also, silently, disssapointed.
steenky bee (jenboglass)´s last blog post..I Cleaned House Then I Had an Idea That Seemed Much Better in My Head
@steenky bee (jenboglass), Aw, why disappointed?? I think something didn’t come through…
Just realised that the name I’ve got on the comment for at work, and the name I’ve got on the one at home, are totally different. Perhaps if you edit my entries so they all look the same I could still beat Miss Karen Smartypants!
Vic´s last blog post..This one goes out to all the mums…
But just to make sure, I’ll post each of my comment separately…
Why would you want banana nut bread candles when you could just have the food without the candles. I mean, who wants wax in their banana nut bread, because you could guarantee I’d try to eat them.
Vic´s last blog post..This one goes out to all the mums…
And did you know you have two checkboxes to subscribe by email?
Vic´s last blog post..This one goes out to all the mums…
@Vic, Thanks! I fixed the subscribe boxes… one came with a plugin. xoxox
Ah yes = we call that pipped at the post!
Cheers
Maddy´s last blog post..January Jaunty Jest
I SAW THIS TOO ON TV!!!!! Bwwaaahaahaahaa… I thought the exact same damn thing. Chris and I looked at each other and went… Uhhhh, huh?! Bwaahaa!
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