When your husband come out of the bedroom questioning you if his jeans shrunk in the wash because they feel pretty tight, then only to realize they’re not his jeans, but YOUR jeans.
P.S. They’re my postpartum jeans.
P.P.S. I’m not fat.
P.P.P.S. I’m big boned.
P.P.P.P.S And no, that’s not just what fat people say because they’re fat. I really have a larger skeletal frame.
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Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be less worried about how he fit into them, and more busy laughing at the dumbass for not realizing he was putting on womens’ jeans.
Just sayin.
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@Suburban Oblivion, oh I had a good laugh. Fuckin’ moron wearing his wife’s jeans. He could barely get his hands in the pockets either, not to mention they’re bootcut flares. Bwahahahaha!
It would suck harder and/or bigger balls if your husband said that your jeans were loose on him.
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LMAO! Sorry! That is totally an ego defeater.
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Hubby totally did THE SAME THING with my postpartem jeans. He woke me up at 5 am (when he was leaving) to ask me if the jeans looked funny. I almost busted a gut, because he was about a minute away from walking out the door in gap womens bootleg cut jeans!
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if it makes you feel any better, I would have to drop about 60lbs to get into my guy’s jeans.
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My husband wears a 32/30 (yeah, he’s short, but so am I – shut it). I wear a… well, not a 32/30. There is NO WAY IN HADES he can mistake my fat ass jeans for his.
Did you at least take a pic of him in your jeans? Please tell me you did.
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I’ve seen your pics, most definitely not fat. I’ll come stand next to you and prove it.
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You are so not fat! I’m big boned (for real, I swear!! Totally not kidding..) but I’m fat too… sooooooooo… I’m F’d. If my husband tried to get on my jeans, I think I’d die. However, I’m bulging out of all my jeans now, damnit. Muffin top? Mmmyeah.
I think your husband coming out of the bathroom and wondering why your jeans are tight on him…is a great reason to NOT suck any balls. Ever again. Until he tells you what a pretty pretty princess you are every day for at least a month.
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