Zombie Chickens Eat Babies

The first rule of (Zombie Chicken) is, you do not talk about (Zombie Chicken).

The second rule of (Zombie Chicken) is, you DO NOT talk about (Zombie Chicken).

If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, (the Zombie Chicken may, at this point feast on your brains. Or your baby).

Two (Zombie Chickens) to a fight.

One fight at a time.

No shirts, no shoes. (No dirty Zombie Chicken peaking or clawing)

Fights will go on as long as they have to (in order to protect your brainz from a Zombie Chicken).

If this is your first (time getting a Zombie Chicken), you have to (participate).

Those may or may not be the rules belonging to a certain club which shall not be mentioned here because even though he’s extremely yummy, Tyler Durden freaks me OUT.

What you need to know about The Zombie Chicken:

“The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the Zombie Chicken – excellence, grace and persistence in all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their inspiring words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all…”

Dawg bestowed me with the honour of The Zombie Chicken and I didn’t even have to fight for my life, which, by the way, is TOTALLY awesome. I’m too lazy and would have totally lost which would have meant mah brainz would have been Zombie Chicken chow.

And! Since he wrote such nice lies things about me, I couldn’t NOT participate. I mean seriously? A man that says I am a “high quality persistent blogger making magic happen,”‘ and “while she may not blog everyday, you know that when she does it is well worth the time invested to read it“.

Dawg? Are we reading the same blog?

He’s totally out to get me drunk and make me fight a Zombie Chicken.

If he keeps talking like that I may have to give Poppy a run for her money man.

Alright alright, I know what you’re thinking: GET ON WITH THE SHOW ALREADY!

Seriously, my posts are getting as long as Tanis‘ long and very detailed novels excellent and engrossing posts.

Today I bestow the honour of The Zombie Chicken on a select few of my favourite bloggers.

Whether she bringing Teh Funny or spilling her guts to Teh Interwebs, Y of Joy Unexpected always pulls me in. It’s like we’re sitting on the couch together just having a conversation, friend-to-friend while sipping our eighth margarita tea and hanging out like we’ve known each other for years. She’s one of the first sites I began reading and is still one of the first I go to each day time she posts.

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I can’t remember how I happened upon Matt’s blog, but over 8 months ago, shortly after Madeline arrived, I started reading and have been hooked ever since. Matt, Liz, and Madeline is not a typical parenting blog by any means. In the beginnings its purpose was to keep distant family in the loop on Liz’s pregnancy. Then, shortly – and I mean SHORTLY, after Madeline’s birth Matt’s world crashed down around him. He bravely let us follow along as he’s worked tirelessly to try and pick up the pieces all while sharing with us, his undying love for Liz and their beautiful daughter Maddy.

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Mama Tulip is my homegirl. Whether she’s telling the funniest stories I’ve ever read, or sharing her love for her mother, tulip makes me cry. Not only is she absolutely amazing on her blog, she’s just as fantastic in person. I really can’t say enough about her. She embodies grace, love and is just about one of the funnest people I know. It is an honour to call her a friend.

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This one is a twofer, and is also kind of a given because we all have witnessed their strength and grace over the past month. Heather Spohr is a woman that I 100% wholeheartedly look up to. Ever since Maddie’s very early entrance into our world both Heather and Mike have been so attentive, compassionate and STRONG. Steadfast advocates for Maddie’s well being, their daughter thrived and knew more love that I ever thought humanly possible. Both Heather and Mike encompass everything it means to be a loving parent. I love them both to itty bitty pieces.

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And, last but certainly NOT least. No list in complete with out Avitable. When I first found Adam (back in the days of I Talk Too Much) I was really um…. scared. I found him to be very intimidating and thought he would surely hate me, even tearing me apart and spit me out. He taught me about bestiality and many more unmentionable things creeping around the internet which I can never truly thank him enough for. Really. NEVER.

I know he’s going to hate that I’m breaking down his tough guy image, but over the past year or so Adam has truly shown how huge his heart really is (especially over the last month or so – take this for instance). Amidst the love for sharing beastiality videos and some hate-filled rants there is a gentle and very kind man who I have developed a soft spot for.

There you have it. In an OMG-Tanis-for-the-love-of-god-wrap-it-up-already length post, I share with you those whom are worth of the Zombie Chicken.

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