Relocating! ZOMG!!1! Now with Updates!

UPDATE #249, 576, 944:

WE GOT THE HOUSE!!

The house is OURS!

OMGOMGOMG!!!1!!

(if you know a pool boy looking for summer work please forward me is resume (HA HA HA!) and a chest shot – not a head shot, a CHEST shot.)

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Updated June 18: So we had made an offer which was countered by the seller (that’s the part I mentioned in the first update below) then the original buyer had 24 hours to make their decision whether or not to back out of the deal or firm up their offer.

They firmed up so we lost the house.

But!!

My agent called this morning to tell me that the first buyer’s financing fell through and that the house is still available should we want it.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

Mike is so excited – in his calm, cool, and collected manner. I am too, but now I want to test out the market a little more since I had resigned to the fact that the house was gone! *sigh*

So we’re going to see a couple homes tonight and then make our decision from there.

I can’t freaking believe it!! OMG.

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UPDATE!!

We called our agent last night for another walk-through and I was surprised about how old and Granny-ish I thought it was because it’s really not! There’s cosmetic changes definitely, but nothing that has to be immediate except for a new furnace since the existing one is the original.

We made an offer last night and after one counter offer it was executed! Now we wait to see if the original buyer will waive their conditions to get the house. If they waive then we’ve lost the property, but if they decide to back out or take to long to reply (they have until 9am tomorrow) then it’s ours!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

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So now that I’ve alienated a good portion of you and lost sleep over being such an opinionated douchebag,*ahem*  let’s move on, shall we?

Because ZOMG!!!1! I think we’re buying a house. At least, we’re trying damn hard to buy a house.

I’m freaking out, in a good way and really hoping that everything falls in line and we’re successful at SOMETHING. Because I. want. this. house.

It’s big but completely out-dated. It’s currently a granny house (flower wallpaper), stucco walls with barn board in the basement and navy blue carpet throughout.

Ya, hot right?

(Don’t worry, if we’re successful you’ll see pictures!!)

But I have so many plans and so many ideas to make it all mine. Everything just screams I-will-be-perfection once I get everything painted and updated in 2020.

It’s a huge 5 bedroom house with a pool and in our selling range only because it’s in need of a new furnace, windows and a new kitchen.

Simple, right?

I’ve watched enough HGTV; I can handle a home renovation. Pffft. Easy peasy. I seen it all done on TV!

/sarcasm

OMG! Home renovations! Buying a house!

I don’t even think I was this nervous when I squished a 9lb 6oz baby from my lady bits.

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