Ya, I’ve painfully and horribly neglected this site. I just have nothing to say that’s not grumpy, crabby and full of self pity.
I am running on fumes. I’ve emotionally eaten an additional 10lbs which now reside on my ass. The same ass that is bunged up causing discomfort and bloating.
OH. THE. BLOATING.
It makes me super duper cranky.
I also now have carpel tunnel syndrome. The burn is unbelievable. Like I’ve shoved my wrists in a burning pile of dog poop.
I don’t know why I picked poo, but I did.
And now you can visualize me with poop on my hands.
Seriously? Why’d I even bother?
Go nuts in the comments peeps. I’m all yours. What’s wrong with you? Got roids? How about athletes foot? A wart? Just angry about something? My comment section is your venting playground.
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oh shit. i picked the wrong night to blog something.
so uhhh, stay away from our joint site okay? wait, that sounds like we run a pot site, which NO MISTER OFFICER WE DO NOT.
I meant the site we happen to run together, it rhymes with smashfastrowfee? Yeah, that one. Stay FAR AWAY from it tonight until you clean all that shit off your hands and out of your bunghole, and hopefully feel better. (pssst, drink water and lay off the salt – that makes bloating go away)
Please.
I am grumpy and crabby all the time too. Menopause!!!!!!
Got Fat, Got Asthma, Got Joint Pain so I Go Wine!!!!
My vent for the night: something is blooming and it’s making my eyes itch. So I keep doing that squinchy-faced blinking thing that makes me look like I have a neurological disorder. I’m not a fan. Crabby.
My contacts make me do that. LOL I always wonder if I look like I have a nervous tick or something.
You’re a total snob.
You’re a total whore.
and you loves me
Ah yes. And you love me too.
Right?
Right?!
my complaints with life:
-Some of my friends are really shitty. I’m apparently involved in way too many one sided friendships. I’m tired of it.
-My ass is fat. So is the rest of me.
-There’s nothing worth a goddamn on TV right now.
-My husband keeps using this shampoo that stinks like hell. then he lays beside me in bed and I have to sniff his stinky head.
-I have to be in a wedding on Saturday and I would rather punch myself in the face repeatedly.
-I’m hungry.
I’ve had TOO many of those friendships. It’s been MUCH easier since I’ve cut them out. I have far enough drama in my life.
If you punch yourself in the face repeatedly you may be able to get yourself out of the wedding – especially if you’re already there.. LOL
I went to exercise, like a good girl, and pulled a muscle in my arse. So, now I know what it really feels like to have a pain in my arse.
Awww, you poor thing. I say this because I know all too well of the burning dog poo….I’ve had it on both hands.
I’ll whine. My ear has been clogged for over a week and it’s just not letting up. I hate it.
I heard vegetable oil works.
HAD warts. Now I’m 6 days post foot surgery and in near constant pain. I’m hobbling around like a granny and half-worried that I’ll permanently change my gait by walking on the back and side of my right foot.
The bottom of my foot? Swiss cheese, baby.
I’m uh.. well… got shit going on that I can’t even talk about on the Internet. So there’s THAT.
*hugs* I love you.
I have a shitbag soon to be ex-spouse that thinks the world STILL revolves around him. Even the lives of his kids are at his disposal! Oh and it is a big hot mess in my house right now!
Had a barking cough for three weeks that still won’t even think about going away and now seem to be getting a cold on top of it. Get killer headaches if I don’t down 2l of water before lunch and nosebleeds that appeare multiple times a day oh and a lovely daily backache.
Now how much of that can i chalk up to pregnancy?
Dood that all sucks. Whine away though. I mean, that’s what a blog is for right?
Um me…let’s see. Bronchitis and a sinus infection. Carpal tunnel from trying to beat friends bejeweled scores, which will never happen. Wanted to go away for the weekend and screwed up the kids being watched. Yep, that’s about it.
Hope your weekend is okay.
I’m addicted to Bejeweled, but it still doesn’t beat Tetris. LOL
My vent which is so mature is this
today before a pep rally an older cheerleader traded out my daughters new fluffy poms for some 3 yr old ratty old poms all sneaky like…meaning one minute my daughters poms were there the next someone elses were
i contacted the coach cuz i was pissed those poms cost me $25 these are hard times yanno
her reply
Chances are it was unintentional. They start grabbing without looking
Ummmm my daughters poms were on her books with her purse no where near the other girls cheer stuff…
I know what am i 12? I know it;s petty and trivial but i am pissed
gee that felt good to vent lol
oh and if it makes ya feel any better i ‘did’ have roids and i blogged about it last yr lol-it sucked
Sorry about your bung hole.
I’ve not experienced the carpal tunnel *knocks wood,* but I have a lump on the top of my wrist from years of tendonitis that I’m worried will have to be operated on. Oh, yeah. Now that I’m at a job with no extended health benefits. While The Man-Thing is laid off. Woooooo! pppbbblllttt
*squishy hugs you*
Massive tooth infection that has now *joy* spread to my sinuses. NO DENTAL OR HEALTH INSURANCE. I’d rather be giving birth right now, that’s how much it hurts.
On a good note, maybe I’ll lose some weight since I can’t freaking eat anything? Oh, never mind, that won’t happen… the hunger will just make me crankier.
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