Eventually It’s All About My Belly. (Okay, so the last part has nothing to do with my belly, but HELLO!)

I know this exercise shit is getting old. I promise it won’t be forever.

DUDE.

I did a sit-up.

Actually, I did a BUNCH of sit-ups.

In a row.

My legs straight out in front of me, and from lying down to SITTING UP RIGHT.

FUCK YA!

Ahem.

I know Jillian says it’s the easy way, but if you burst my bubble I will be forced to cut a bitch.

My weight went up my 0.6lbs but I am attributing that to the rock hard muscle I’m building not the Big Mac I ate last week.

And! I can do push-ups.

Awesome, right?

Well, I thought so.

Plus, my apron is shrinking.

Did you know an apron is the flap of skin that hangs down after you’ve birthed 9 pound babies from your lady bits? You’re welcome.

Not so cool? My boobs, they’re leaving too.

Speaking of babies…

Hudson’s 2nd birthday is creeping up on me. I can’t believe he’s going to be two. He’s still so tiny, but his mouth? It’s big. He has so many new words and is stringing together small sentences already. His baby fine white-blonde hair is finally beginning to grow, and he’s got nearly a full mouth of teeth.

And Carter. My sweet little boy. I can’t believe he’s going to be five. We’ve signed up for kindergarten in the fall and soccer for the summer. He’s a bundle of energy that just doesn’t stop. He’s hilarious and wonderful and such a great big brother.

I bet you’re wondering what I used to take those amazingly wonderful shots of my kiddos, aren’t you? Well, actually… IT’S MY NEW iPHONE!!

I HAZ iPHONE.

Finally.

Annnnd this is going nowhere, so I’ll just end it here.

Look! Cute kids!

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