9 Layers

LAYER ONE:
– Name: Samantha
– Birth date: May 16, 1981
– Birthplace: A hospital
– Current Location: A computer desk in my house
– Eye Color: Blue
– Hair Color: Blonde
– Height: 5′ 7″
– Righty or Lefty: Righty
– Zodiac Sign: Taurus (or tore-ass as I like to say)

LAYER TWO:
– Your heritage: Canadian, Irish & Hungarian
– The shoes you wore today: Didn’t
– Your weakness: Chocolate
– Your fears: Thunderstorms, Bees, Earwigs
– Your perfect pizza: Pepperoni and cheese
– Goal you’d like to achieve: Ultimate Blog Fame

LAYER THREE:
– Your most overused phrase on AIM: LOL, ROTFLMAO, TTYL
– Your first waking thoughts: Fuck, I don’t wanna get up
– Your best physical feature: Eyes
– Your most missed memory: It’s not missed because I have it in memory

LAYER FOUR:
– Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
– McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonald’s
– Single or group dates: Group
– Adidas or Nike: Nike
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
– Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
– Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

LAYER FIVE:
– Smoke: What?
– Cuss: All. The. Time.
– Sing: Only in the car or shower
– Take a shower everyday: Yes’um
– Do you think you’ve been in love: Hope so, or I married him for nothin’
– Want to go to college: BTDT, I’d do it again if I didn’t have the bills
– Liked high school: Sure. Good Times.
– Want to get married: Again? No thank you, I’m good.
– Believe in yourself: Sure, sounds fun
– Get motion sickness: Only when I’m reading
– Think you’re attractive: Like a dog’s ass
– Think you’re a health freak: Ha. Good one.
– Get along with your parent(s): Yup I do.
– Like thunderstorms: See above.
– Play an instrument: Skin Flute count?

LAYER SIX: In the past month…
– Drank alcohol: Sure did.
– Smoked: Nope.
– Done a drug: Tylenol and prescription drugs count?
– Made Out: A little
– Gone on a date: Nope.
– Gone to the mall?: Yup, bought a birthday gift fer ma mah
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: Nope.
– Eaten sushi: Went to a sushi restaurant and had salmon cooked, that count?
– Been on stage: Lately, nope. Been on a couple in the past though
– Been dumped: Like a rock.
– Gone skating: Uh Huh
– Made homemade cookies: Yum, please!
– Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
– Dyed your hair: Just last month. Thanks for noticing!
– Stolen Anything: Just Mike’s heart! (awwwwwww!)

LAYER SEVEN: Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
– Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: When haven’t I? Am now.
– Been caught “doing something”: Sure, who hasn’t?
– Been called a tease: Too many times to count.
– Gotten beaten up: Nope. Everyone loves me
– Shoplifted: Nah.
– Changed who you were to fit in: Only once and it backfired.

LAYER EIGHT:
– Age you hope to be married: Already done and I met my goal.
– Numbers and Names of Children: Have 1, named ‘em Carter.
– Describe your Dream Wedding: Big drunk on for free.
– How do you want to die: Fast and oblivious
– Where you want to go to college: BTDT? Seriously, weren’t you paying attention?
– What do you want to be when you grow up: An adult
– What country would you most like to visit:Australia, wanna take me?

LAYER NINE:
– Number of drugs taken illegally: I dunno. I was high.
– Number of people I could trust with my life: Enough.
– Number of CDs that I own: I dunno, too many.
– Number of piercings: 7
– Number of tattoos: 1
– Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 2 I think, and neither in the court section! Go me!
– Number of scars on my body: Three.
– Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing. Everything happens for a reason, no matter how much it sucked.