♥ Thanks to all who have left comments of encouragement and love over the past couple days month. I’ve been really busy with working on completing designs before baby gets here and house stuff that I haven’t had the time I’d like to dedicate to replying to comments. I will be back to replying soon after this bundle has arrived, but in the meantime, please know that i read each and every comment and am very grateful! I just hate that I’m not participating by replying right now. I hope you understand!! ♥

Before Carter was born I had all these fantastic ideas of what we we do while I was on Maternity Leave with him. I think I may have even had the entire year planned - in my head - with days filled to the brim with library visits, shopping, swimming, trips to the bookstore, window shopping downtown, walks by the lake…

When Carter arrived I found myself confined to my house for the first couple weeks watching television as Hurricane Katrina had just struck the southern US. TV coverage was rampant and I found myself obsessing over the devastation and grief stricken for the people.

The first four months I found myself home more often then out. All these great ideas I had faded into nothing as I watched television in the mornings and cleaned in the afternoons trying to sneak in a nap or two throughout the day.

It truly was a sad existence.

On a whim I decided that enough was enough and enrolled in a Mom & Baby Yoga class. We were going to get out of the house and meet people. Enough was enough.

Now, I’ve never taken yoga before (and I haven’t again since this class actually) so I was intimidated walking in there thinking I was going to face a bunch of svelte mama - so toned, tanned and just four months after giving birth while I felt like a complete frump. Thankfully the moms were just like me. NORMAL.

Many of us bonded quite well and spent the rest of our Maternity Leaves doing things together regularly. A number of us enrolled our children into swimming classes, had mommy/baby play dates every week and even took outings to parks and sometimes just mommy dates. In the evening. At a local pub. With no children!

It was exactly what I needed and more.

I never thought that I would be a part of a mom group of any kind. I just never pictured it as ‘my thing’ but it so was. It kept me sane, in touch and made me realize that there were people I could connect with in the same stage of life as myself. I’m just so disappointed that work and family life has kept us apart since. A few of us email and chat, but I just haven’t had the time to meet up with them again.

I’m hoping that a few of us can reconnect the time around, or I can find some new moms in the area to spend time with.

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My paternal (step)grandmother (my father’s biological mother died when he was 5 years old) was a kindergarten teacher for years. Whenever we would visit them, she would have all these great ideas of things we could do to pass the time - arts and crafts, garage sales, games, etc. We had so much fun when we were little.

I remember that she’s always had fun knitted sweaters - you know the ones - Christmas themed with trees, snow, Santa - the works. I think she had them for just about every season, even ones that we’re seasonal but dawned puppies and landscapes. Very much a teacher sweater.

That’s not my headless grandmother

She loved those sweaters: I think she may still have a closet full.

I think they’re hideous, horrible, and tacky!

Christmas of 1996, I was 15. We were at my grandparents house for the Christmas holidays and just finished up dinner. We were gathering in the living room, as we did every year, to open presents. Everyone was commenting on my grandma’s sweater because it was - you guessed it! - a flashy, hideous Christmas sweater.

At 15, I was less then eager to open gifts with family. I wanted to hide in the basement and watch MuchMusic (Yankees read: MTV); I wanted to be away from the adults, but had to endure the oooohhhs! and awwwwwwes! of all the gift giving.

My turn.

From Grandma and Grandpa.

I rip off the paper and see the box.

I could see a smile creep across my grandma’s face as I peered at the box.

Tabi International.

Tabi is one of those stores who sell those God awful sweaters.

I hold my breath.

I can feel my heart racing and my insides tossing and turning as I pull out this monstrosity of a sweater.

Red, with black trim. White snowflakes scatter all over.

Big. Black. Scottie. Dog.

Dead centre. Like a bullseye.

Underneath it is a white collared dress shirt.

I held the sweater up high in front of my face, blocking my grandmother’s view so she wasn’t able to see the absolute horror on my face which I tried valiantly to conceal.

I think I may have even barfed in my mouth a little.

Upon arriving home, I shoved that box far into the deep, dark depths of the dust bunny world under my bed.

Never to be seen by another human being. Ever. Again.

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Very early on in our relationship, talk of children ensued. I just turned 19 when we began dating, I was in college and children were the last thing on my mind. In fact, I think all I was worried about at that time was which bar we would be going to that night.

Mike has always been very keen on having children, as was I; but not yet. I wanted to finish school, get a job - which hopefully would become a career - and maybe settle down a little more. He didn’t pressure nor did he insist, but there would be hints and suggestions along the way making me realize that he was quite serious - surprisingly for someone who was just 4 years my senior and very much a partier too.

After 4 years of living together, the conversations came more frequently even though he never once made an official request to start trying for children, though, there was plenty of practice time occurring *nudge, nudge, hint, hint* I knew at that point things were only going to progress.

I suggested getting a dog.

Buy myself some time, you know.

And so our beloved pit bull, Briggs, entered the picture. She was just the companion Mike needed and the distraction I was looking for. Though, I love her to death, I digress. I had ulterior motives. She would be the “child” that Mike so craved and she would be my Savior from bearing children at that point in my life.

A couple years passed, Briggs’ newness diminished and rearing children once again reared it ugly head.

Though, it wasn’t so ugly anymore.

At 25 I had a stable and comfortable position in the workforce, we had been together for 6 years and engaged for 5 of those.

And I’d already played The Dog card.

Fast forward nine - okay eleven if you include the months that were unsuccessful - months and Carter arrives.

I’ve always been comfortable with children and babies so I really didn’t think I had that much to learn. I could hold my own with diaper changes, dressing, handling, etc.

One thing that threw me off that no one explained?

The crying.

Mine. Not his.

I would cry at the drop of a hat. Literally.

Mike gaving me a hug.
Commercials.

Driving in the car.

Someone asking me how I was doing.

Mike leaving for work.

Carter sleeping in his bassinet.

The night time feedings.

The first projectile vomit.

My sore boobs.

Someone saying how cute my baby was.

Tears would weld in my eyes or, if I was home - alone, I would full on bawl my eyes out.

I’m a crier by nature. I cry when I’m happy, laughing, sad, mad - you name it I cry… but I don’t think I’ve ever cried so much in my life expect when Milli Vanilli was found out to be fake as I did in those first few weeks of parenthood.

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I used to credit myself on my ability to put together an outfit. Simple, yet chic. I have always been a solid colours type of gal. I tend to gravitate towards items of clothing without patterns, images, stripes, poka-dots… plain. solid. colours. I love to layer tops and wear jeans. Jeans are the staple of my wardrobe.

I work in a very relaxed atmosphere (in construction), and when I’m in the office, it’s a jeans and t-shirt atmosphere as well. Since starting this career, my fashion sense has dwindled to virtually no existent. There are no women in my office, and we all know that women usually dress for other women, not men that are married or totally not one’s type; so I am perfectly comfortable walking in wearing jeans and a plain ol’ t-shirt and they wouldn’t give two shits (probably not even one). Heck, days that I’ve been out in the field first thing and not even showered prior, they don’t even notice. No make-up? What make-up? Not even a glance.

So, needless to say, my fashion sense has gone the way of the pink-is-the-new-black-for-men.

Exhibit A: The plain old cotton T’s

My collection of everyday wear. Notice, all solid colours, no style or variation. This is only a small portion of the Old Navy shirts I own. I tend to buy the same shirt is a number of different colours. Oh, and the red tank top on the left. Maternity. I haven’t been pregnant for TWO YEARS. Still wear it.

Exhibit B: The Black Pants

Because every girl needs to have a little black dress right? Well, don’t wear dresses for pretty much anything since I’ve gained 40lbs since 2003. *If* I have to dress up, I wear a skirt, black.

I have a pair of black pants that I wear at least every single week. I’ve had them for about 4 years now.

Not bad, right?

The Hem. Bad. Frayed, and bad.

Exhibit C: The Jeans

All I wear typically is jeans, as I mentioned before. Sure they can be dressed up with the right accessories, but I’ve shied away from accessories since Carter arrived since he can be pretty aggressive with them.

So, my jeans. I don’t even put a lot of effort into getting the right pair, or spending the money for decent quality. I often get them at Costco on a whim and they cost 19.99. Sometimes they don’t fit all that well, but I live with it.

This pair, my favourite: Costco jeans as well. They’re stretchy and comfy and have seen their day, but I still wear them very regularly.

Note the failing crotch. I’m going for the crotchless jeans look here people.

More fray.

Exhibit D: Old faithful Cardigan

Ill fitting, old and beaten up, I’ve retired this cardigan for home use only. It’s seen it’s day I think, but it’s comfy, so I keep it around.

Can’t zip it comfortably anymore because well, I’m FAT!

Crap! Camera, stop!

Dammit Camera! No More Pictures!

The reason the sweater was retired - hole in the elbow. Otherwise, I may still be wearing this shit. Seriously people. HELP!

The “What the Fuck?” Files

I got this sweater as a gift. Aw! Thanks for Nothing! And I have been known to wear it in PUBLIC a couple of times.

It’s a turquoise-aqua type colour.

People. 3/4 length sleeves on a knitted sweater. This is ALL kindas wrong! But, I wear wore it.

The best part?

That shit sparkles, yo!

My God.

Get a load of this shit.

What the fuck? Turtle neck sweatshirt, with a polar bear?

Hell ya people, they’re even dancing in the bottom corner!

Let me explain. This was buried DEEP in the bottom of my Rubbermaid container holding my work clothes, for when I’m on construction sites in the winter. At minus 25 ( -13F) no one cares what the hell you look like, trust me. Nor do they care if you’re wearing a turtle neck sweatshirt with dancing polar bears.

And now!

These are the shoes I’ve lived in for the past three summer months.

Dude, they have rhinestones! I’m hip. Right?

Oh, the Hair?

There’s really not much of a story here. *If* I have time to style it, this is possible.

But most days everyday this is it:

Hot, right?

But a little redemption:

I own this. And its cute!

It’s silky, with flowers ‘n shit embroidered.

I’m so ashamed. I can’t believe I shared this long winded post full of how horrible I dress.

Talk about embarrassing! I hope you’re doing to share your shitty clothes.

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All you have to do is write a post on Friday, September 7, before midnight PST, about your style - or lack thereof - and include a picture of the item(s) in your closet that most desperately need to be donated. Title it creatively and descriptively.

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