Why is it that when you finally start to get your shit together and feel good about your capabilities, your computer always knows how to bring you down a couple notches?

Just asking. ‘Cuz that’s never happened to me.Nope. Not ever.

I didn’t just have my design site all re-done, spiffied up in Wordpress and crash it and loose my content. Saved me design… but content? Gone.

I love that. (That’s why I’ve gone a little AWOL. Sorry)

Know what else I love?

I’d so hit it. Gotta get me some of that.

I’ve had it up to my eyeballs today with this dang blog.

I was able to download IE6 and try and am working on trying to figure out why the header is cutting out the top portion of the posts. (While I should actually be doing work I am paid to do.)

I keep getting distracted (by my damn job) and forget where I’ve left off therefore creating a debacle of a toxic cocktail of shit. My template is now f’d for the day.

I will have it back to normal and you people who are still using IE6. You suck. Upgrade! In fact, leave IE all together!

Good news? It’s all the same now since I’ve managed to remove my header image and can’t reload it from work.

*sigh*

IE is so 1990.

*Updated biatches: Header’s back. IE6 still blows sweaty hairy goat balls.

*Updated again biatches: Got the blog back! *woot woot!* It works in Opera, FF, Safari, IE7 - but not IE5.5 or IE6. I know there’s problem with some IE6 cut off bug, but can’t find the solution. My eyeballs are drying out, my vision is blurred…

and that damn goat with sweaty hairy balls is mocking me.

I quit.

*Update AGAIN biatches: I digress.  I just couldn’t let it go. With all those people out there still reading with IE6, I had to try and fix it. Don’t you know, the FIRST thing I tried after sitting back down worked. Hot diggity! We’re up and running folks, in ALL browsers (that I want to admit exist).

Now I can enjoy my weekend.

So yeah, we have mice. Mike confirmed it this morning when he went into the crawl space to get something.

Mike: Yeah, we got mice.
Me: Are you sure? Stupid twat, what do you think? He mistook the cat for a mouse?
Mike: Um, unless it was a rat; it was a mouse.
Me: Yup, sounds like we have mice.

We have a cat. If you can call him that. He’s a skittish mess of a cat. It’s not his fault being that he’s a pet store special; so inbred I don’t think he knows his ass from his head. But oh so lovable! squishy! and cuddly!
Apparently my stupid inbred (lovable! squishy! and cuddly!) cat is incapable of protecting his domain from a couple of weenie field mice. Or he’s just too damn fucked in the head spoiled to realize that they. are. prey. cats. kill. mice. for. fun.

How come they are roaming free in my basement? Do they know that he’s to prissy to kill them or at least shoo them away?

You think if I held off on the food long enough he’d eat them?

I swear I heard them laughing at me as I cleaned their shit out from under the sink today.

Damn mice. Damn! You!

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You know how I like a good meme. Respect the meme my mama always told me. Kellypea shared one with me yesterday (sort of - since she said I was included but didn’t even mention me in her post. *pffft* What-evah! No hard feelings M’kay?)

“In the Spotlight Meme”

Are You a Spiritual Person?

Nope. I wouldn’t say I am. I was raised without values morals spirituality being a big part of my upbringing. My mom was never one to pray, go to church, or even talk about God so it wasn’t part of our lives. My step-dad is an atheist and I truly find the scientific explanation more believable interesting.

What Makes Your Blog Unique?

Nothing. I am a conformist, follower, copy-cat, despicable human being. I have no life, thought process or personality of my own. Frankly, why are you even here? Booorrr-ing.

What Are Your Feelings on the “Blog Popularity” Issue?

I hate it because I’m not in the “in” crowd. I am like that little loser on the realm the the circle peering in just trying to get noticed. No one has the time for me or even looks in my general direction. I’ve always been popular and this is one contest I am not winning. *sobs* Why don’t you like me?!

(Years of therapy and wine haven’t been able to get me to open up like that. I should drink confess more often.)

When Did You Start Blogging?

Check the archives. It’s there. Is it good? Not. at. all. But it’s there. Coming from the down and dirty world of message boards *boo* *hiss* I wasn’t sure what I was ready to open up about and frankly the first three months (or more depending on who you talk to) are utter shite. I warned you. Don’t go there.

Congrats to the following bloggers, who I’ve been stalking reading for a while now (two have jumped ship from the life of message boards and are venturing into blogging - doing a great job learning how to open up - faster and better then I), the other person? Well, she’s just fun and I like her and recently designed a kick ass template for her.

Without further adieu; Tinamtl, ShawnaG, and the Impatient Blogger.

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Did a new design. Check it. Laural rocks my socks. Go say hi. Tell her I sent you!

Testing. 1 - 2 - 3, testing, testing..

Is this thing on?

If you’re wondering what’s happening around here, don’t worry. You’re not the only one.

I decided to mess around with my sidebar (because I want my links in their own page) and my work computer hates me. Maybe it’s telling me something: like get to work and stop fucking blogging you douche!

I dunno. I have to reload my sidebar page when I get home. Luckily I saved it on my computer. I think.

Update: It’s back! Everything back! Woot! woot! *happy dance*

(My OCD had kicked into overdrive for the past hour. Sweaty palms, the shakes, I hav been refreshing over and over just in case. I feel better. Hopefully I can now go about my day!)