In Photos, Work & a Dick

A Meme in Pictures

**(stolen without prejudice from Hilly who shamelessly stole it from Adena)

[I stole this AGES ago and stuck it in my drafts for a time that I would need it, cuz I'm awesome like that.]

Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.flickr.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Use only the first page
4. Insert the picture into your Blog

1.) What is your relationship status?

married
2.)  What is your current mood?

stressed

3.)  Who is your favorite band/artist?

Pearl Jam

4.)  What is your favorite movie?

Dazed and Confused

5.)  What kind of pet do you have?

pit bull

&

grey tabby

6.)  Where do you live?

Toronto

7.)  Where do you work?

construction industry

8.)  What do you look like?

messy

9.)  What do you drive?

Malibu Maxx (but black) I heart it so bad!

10.)  What did you do last night?

nurse mah bebe (for what seemed like HOURS)

11.)  What is your favorite TV show?

Hell’s Kitchen

12.)  Describe yourself.

complacent

13.)  What are you doing today?

parenting (HA!)

14.)  What is your name?

Samantha - a bald eagle at the DC Zoo - it was this or a bunch of neked boobies… I don’t get it.

15.)  What is your favorite candy?

Reese’s pieces

:::

Thanks for all the support regarding yesterday’s post. Mike found a job this morning - which is fabulous - same pay rate as the last place as well and will probably have more hours. BUT! This job requires A LOT more out-of-town work so God only knows how long he’s going to be gone at times which is totally not cool with me.

But he has work, so I can relax.

A little.

Until the first trip that takes him away from home for 6 months.

:::

Carter calls a rake a “dick” and when he pretends to rake something he says: “dick, dick, dick, dick…”

Is it wrong that I laugh every single time?

Ah, kids.

filling the void

As promised, this weekend will be filled with memes and overdue awards since I’m having a hard enough time keeping you interested I figure: What the hell? What’s one more boring ass post where some people may get excited for linky love and others will bitch that they never win anything.

But before I go on, I must just point out that my slight OCD was gnawing at me since I didn’t have a header so I slapped that thing together in about 5 minutes. I have to say, I am rather pleased with myself. Of course, nothing would have been accomplished without my trusty can of Coke Zero which got me through.

And now, without further ado a due adoo delay! I was tagged by GHD from So, What Do You Do All Day? and it’s even from THIS month… I know there are more, trust me: I have posts to fill later.

Here are my Crazy 8’s:

8 things I’m passionate about:

  1. Coke Zero
  2. Designing
  3. Celebrity gossip
  4. Gossip in general
  5. Photography
  6. My down right hatred for vomit
  7. Animal Cruelty
  8. Um, guess I should mention something about the family here?

8 things I say often:

  1. “Fuck Off”
  2. “No, no ta-ta mommy please”
  3. “When are you coming home?”
  4. “No thank you Carter”
  5. “Please don’t touch me”
  6. “I’m not having sex”
  7. “I think I have to barf”
  8. “I just barfed”

8 books I’ve read recently:

  1. Human Capitol
  2. Under the Boardwalk
  3. Fifteen Candles
  4. Marley and Me
  5. Little Black Book of Style
  6. The DaVinci Code
  7. Does Perez Hilton count?
  8. What to Expect: The Toddler Years

8 things I want to do before I die:

  1. Matthew McConaughey
  2. Go to New Orleans
  3. Meet my grandchildren
  4. Go to Egypt
  5. Drive a motorcycle
  6. Go skydiving
  7. Own a Austin Mini
  8. A Pool Boy

8 songs I can listen to over and over again, and probably have:

  1. Pearl Jam’s TEN album
  2. Easy Like Sunday Morning - Lionel Richie
  3. Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith
  4. Welcome to the Jungle - G n’ R
  5. Here for a Good Time - Trooper
  6. Mr. Jones - Counting Crows
  7. Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
  8. Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard

8 things that attract me to my friends:

  1. Have to make me laugh
  2. Trusting
  3. Are able to have a great time as well as just chill out sometimes
  4. Reliable
  5. Trustworthy
  6. We can share gory details of just about anything, can’t be shy!
  7. Like potty humour
  8. Can act like a 12 year old boy sometimes

8 things I learned in the last year:

  1. My husband I are drifting apart
  2. I love being a parent to a toddler more then to an infant
  3. I love to drive
  4. Quit holding everything in
  5. My life is in a rut and I am in need of some serious changes
  6. Not all friendships are meant to last forever
  7. If I don’t clean the house, there is no one else who will
  8. It’s truly amazing how long one can last without doing laundry

Now, for the 8 people that I’ve decided to inflict this on:

  1. Phat Phannie
  2. Moosh in … Utah
  3. I Can Fly, Just Not Up
  4. Cheaper Than Therapy
  5. Velveteen Mind
  6. Mrs. Flinger (love you Les!! *smooch*)
  7. Kellementology
  8. LawyerMama

Fuck, that was painful.

blogstipation hurts my head, so I meme

This past long weekend has screwed me up significantly. I have no idea what day it is, I’m so out of sorts and I’m blogstipated. My creativeness totally blows has completely blown this week. Why are you even here. Seriously.

I was tagged a while ago (read: like three WEEKS ago) by the very interesting Erica from Mom’s Journal. Sorry I took so dang long, but I tend to procrastinate a little.

The Five Things Meme

Five things in your refrigerator:

1. Rotten tomatoe

2. Rotten lettuce

3. Yogurt

4. A bag of baby carrots

5. V8 Splash juice…Mmmm.. my favourite

Five things in your closet:

1. Empty suitcases

2. Winter sweaters

3.  The hatch to my attic

4. Dirty clothes

5. A huge tupperware bin of my work field clothes

Five things in your purse or backpack:

1. Wallet

2. Cell

3. Keys

4. Carter’s Progress Report from daycare

5. Lipgloss

Five things in your car:

1. CDs

2. Gum

3. Stroller

4. About 5 DVDs to keep the kid quiet in the backseat 

5. A stash of empty water bottles behind my seat. Oops.

Five things in the world you want to see before you die:

1. Redneck Mommy *wink*

2. My beloved Tulip

3. My blog traffic reach an all new high of tens of people a day

4. A celebrity get put in jail and treated like a “regular” civilian

5. The Golden Gate Bridge

I Tag everyone who reads this. Get memeing and trackback so I know you played along.

Now, go find me a blogstipation cure. I hate being all bunged up.

you title this post, I don’t want to

It’s Monday again?

Weekends are just flying by. All I want to do is sleep. Sleep like I did before children. Wasn’t that bliss? When you could sleep in until 10am; no questions asked. No one begging you to get up, no one bringing your glasses and a pair of pants, pulling at your hand saying, “Up! Up!”. It really is cute, but not when I hate mornings as it is. I mean really, Dora, that bitch, should be able to occupy him for just a half hour longer; her or that stupid monkey friend.

[Did I ever tell you that we have a Boots doll that sings his delightful Boots song every time you push on his head? Or have I mentioned that Carter is infatuated with this toy and insists on dropping him on his head repeatedly to hear the song? How about the fact that I can - and d0 - sing all the words to that insanely captivating song repeatedly throughout the day? Even at work. That and Elmo, those cursedly adorable little bastards have sucked us all in. It's a conspiracy I tell you. Damn you!]

My thoughts were confirmed last night. Carter has/had Fifth disease. The rash broke out last night, just in time for him to be able to attend daycare this morning. Thankfully it’s not an itchy rash, could you imagine? Poor bugger trying to scratch his back all day. Thank gawd for daycare; at least I don’t have to deal with it anymore; sick children suck. (See. Excellent parenting skills once again. You’re sorely mistaken if you think you’re taking that Mother of the Year award from me).

So, here I am back at it. Monday morning. At my desk, coffee in hand (well, beside me now that I am typing) and wishing for Friday all over again.

I think I was tagged in a eight random things meme by Sara. That sneaky bitch is always throwing these things my way. God love that woman! (Seriously though, I think she’s just in it for the link backs to her site, she’s a whore like that. *wink*) Oh, and of course, the delightful News Bitch tagged me with this one as well. Didn’t mean to leave you out!

So here ya go… I think I’ve done it before… (If you can find it in my archives somewhere, I’ll give you an honourable mention with a link to your site; so you whores get at it and find me that entry.. if there even is one *giggle*)

1. I fear thunderstorms. This is part of my 100 Things as well, but I really do. It’s getting better now that I’m older, but even until I was 18 I would turn on my walkman (remember those? they played tapes - you know, cassette tapes - and had a radio tuner. Totally retro.) … to drown out the sound of the thunder and I would put my had under the blankets to block out the lightening.

2. I love Madonna. Mostly old school shit, but I still love her. I think I know all the songs to the Like a Prayer and True Blue albums (which I have on cassette).

3. I have never lived one day of my life alone. Never. After leaving home I had roommates and then Mike and I moved in together straight out of school. The longest I have been alone was 3 months while Mike was working across country.

4. I never used to drink coffee. Only about 6 or 7 years ago I started to drink it regularly, and just got my very first coffee maker for Christmas 2 years ago, which I only started using because I was on Maternity Leave and couldn’t get out of the house early enough to get coffee. My first couple pots were so fuckin’ sick until I got the hang of measurements and water quantities. You’d never be offered coffee if you came over during that time.

5. I hate to cook. Mike does all the cooking. If he works late or isn’t coming home, Carter and I have KD and hot dogs, sandwiches or soup. I can make a mean spaghetti sauce too though. *If* I had to make a meal, I can. I just don’t enjoy it, so I avoid it.

6. I can’t sleep unless my bed is made prior to going to bed. I hate - LOATHE - climbing into a bed with messed up sheets and blankets. It takes me forever to fall asleep. Mike is really bad for this; if he goes to bed before me, the blankets are EVERYWHERE and I find it nearly impossible to fall asleep.

7. I snore. REALLY loud. Especially after a night of drinking. I could wake the entire house.

8. I am an obsessive blogger. I check my site too often, check email even more and always open Google Reader first thing when I get on the computer. It’s begun to consume me… almost like the message boards had. *shudder*

There you have it. Now if you’re reading this - you’re tagged. If you do it, link back and let me know that you have, I wanna read about how weird you are! I’ll know if you were here - refer to Number 8 8)

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