It’s Wordpress’ fault not mine, or Britt’s. Wordpress screwed up this entry.

See exhibit B:

I really did enter it for Friday! I can count!

Now, back to your scheduled programming…

AQUA DOTS are pulled from the shelves…

Aqua Dots are dangerous?! What a surprise! Have you seen the commercial? I was horrified when I first saw these things; just wondering how safe they were and who the fuck thought that up!?

Um. First you have a little pen-like apparatus which looks like it’s shitting out dots, and then you spray the dots with water to get them to stick together. No one thought of the possible hazards prior to actually investing TIME and MONEY into this item? What kind of wackjob thought this scheme up, and who backed up this idea?

Here’s a tidbit for ya:Your mouth has saliva: saliva is WET.

The tiny dots stick together PERMANENTLY when they get wet.If that wasn’t a hazard enough… now they’ve actually recalled them over something entirely different?

…the term “industrial solvent” often is synonymous with “highly toxic.” The children who swallowed Aqua Dots vomited violently, went into a coma, and were hospitalized before recovering..

…In the body, the chemical forms gamma-hydroxy butyrate, an illegal date rape drug — so named because it was used to secretly induce a comalike state during which perpetrators raped their victims….

I could sit in an ivory tower and decide: Why yes! Let’s make a toy that looks like candy and then make sure it has DATE RAPE drugs in it! It’ll be a sure seller! Honestly. How do these people make it through the day?

Need I say more?

Seriously, what’s next?

Snow globes with cyanide? How about Operation? Now with a Real scalpel!

In my defense for missing yesterday’s NaBloPoMo post, I had it already and preset to post since I couldn’t be near a computer yesterday.

I enter this this into evidence…

I had preset it with help from the wonderful Miss Britt.

[Because *apparently* the directions for editing the time stamp where just too simple that I knew there had to be more to it all. Fuckin' Wordpress.]

I thought I had done everything right… except… Count. The. Days. Yeah, apparently I picked for Sunday instead of Friday. I created the post on Thursday… I don’t know how I could have miscounted.

I blame Britt. It’s better then admitting that I may have fucked up.

Does this mean I still failed NaBloPoMo?

I blame Karly 100% wholeheartedly for this; when she wrote this post it was meant to get back at me for this.

Well, she succeeded because look:

(if you click it will enlarge - not for you porno searchers, get your minds out of the gutter!)

Weirdo’s weren’t giving out candy to little children but instead where searching for dirrty, dirrty nakedness.You should be ashamed Karly. Ashamed!!

Oh, and I’m a little concerned about this “fuck me.com” business and there’s also been “sex with babysitter” and a couple people searching for crotchless jeans.

I’ll elaborate this in a future NaBloPoMo post. I’m too creeped out at the moment.

(Thanks Karl. Love ya!)

Here I am. Finally in the realm of Wordpress. I bought the domain in January and have been diligently trying to learn this platform. There’s still bugs to sort out, but I think I’m getting it. Thank you to Karen and BellaMommy who held my hand along the way (instead of holding my head underwater as they may have wanted to at some points). It’s a whole new world from Blogger and I think I am going to be very comfortable here.

So if you have random posts showing up in your readers (because I assume you’ve updated your feeds), then you’ll get to read all the great stuff again. Suckers.

And if you know how to retrieve comments that I’ve lost between a Wordpress.com free site and this one, please enlighten me! They are trapped in cyberspace somewhere and I want them back!!

So, welcome to Temporarily Me, without all that tag long Blogsp*t crap. Finally shook that shit off. Feels good too!

I’ll jump in and try and stay afloat. Don’t worry if somethings are askew once and a while as I try and figure everything out.