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- 27: [UPDATED!] The Tale of a Loving Marriage and Shopping. Alternative Title: Who the Hell am I Kidding? (20)
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- 28: Life Lesson: Make-Up Will Make You A Whore (12)
- 25: Clearly I Need Some Sleep (18)
- 19: The Proverbial Cherry On Top (29)
- 17: How My Bewbs Lead to a Twitter Breakdown (23)
- 16: The Beginning
- 13: Self-Love: I Say It’s About Time to Endulge (34)
- 13: Of Sleep and Drama: Why Does the Later Cause the Former? (3)
- 11: Because Now is Time (6)
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- 31: Defection (8)
- 27: And The Winner Is - (21)
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- 30: Lame-O-Lantern (13)
- 29: On Screaming Snot-nosed Children (Yours, Not Mine) (17)
- 27: Let’s Make Out Like We’re 16 Year Old Virgins (20)
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- 24: Dollies Will Make My Son a Homosexual (22)
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- 13: The Thing With Friendships (15)
- 08: It’s a Good Thing We Have a Hybrid Because It’s Expensive to be Fat (24)
- 07: My Husband is Not My Keeper (26)
- 04: Would Stacey London Put My Crocs in the Trash? (10)
- 03: The Hot Fussâ„¢* and Me (24)
- 01: The Great (Canadian) Interview Experiment with Lots of Beaver (4)
- September 2008 (19)
- 29: On The Realm of Reality (16)
- 28: Fail! and Awesomeness! (10)
- 26: All Aboard the Crazy Train! We’re Talking about Postpartum (2)
- 25: Excuse Me While I Clear a Space for My Award (9)
- 24: Kvetched. (18)
- 23: Back in Ten & Rookie (Mom): Week 4 (7)
- 22: Playing Catch Up (7)
- 18: Before The Sun (20)
- 15: Rookie Challenge: Week 3 (15)
- 12: Deflowered by Tulip (11)
- 11: Poop Envy (27)
- 10: Challenges!! (3)
- 09: The Art of Fondue (16)
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- 06: I Come Bearing Gifts of a WordPress Plugin Secret! (8)
- 05: I Can Haz Bullet Pointz? Now Wit Linkz 2 Yer Blogz! (6)
- 05: Assistance Please (9)
- 03: I’d Be a Democrat, if I were American (26)
- 01: Being a Rookie Mom Ain’t So Bad: Challenge and Winner! (5)
- August 2008 (24)
- 31: Ice Cream, Ice Cream, We All Scream for Ice Cream! (1)
- 29: Summer Lovin’ Printer Giveaway (0)
- 28: Buying Stock in Bubble Wrap and Children’s Helmets (15)
- 27: Confirmation That I Should Never Leave My House (20)
- 26: On Popping My (Conference Call) Cherry
- 24: Being a Rookie Mom Ain’t So Bad: The Challenge (11)
- 22: There’s Not Enough Coffee in the World For Today (13)
- 20: Weekly Giveaways & Michael Phelps Oh! My! (16)
- 19: Reviving The Roll (22)
- 18: Toilet Tales: Past and Present (11)
- 17: Weekly Winners (14)
- 16: Nancy, Nancy, Quite Contrary How Does Your Weed Grow (8)
- 15: Oh Hai! I’m an Agoraphobic!* (6)
- 14: Tortoise and the Hare? Early Bird Catches the Worm? I Have No Clue.* (11)
- 12: The Dirty Darkness of Parenting (19)
- 09: Summer Lovin’: We’re Having a Giveway! (13)
- 08: Washroom Stall for Two Please (15)
- 07: Dancing Through It (1)
- 06: Beta Much? (23)
- 05: They Say Everyone Loves it But Who is Everyone? (11)
- 04: Sold! (11)
- 03: That’s Me, A Fail Whale (14)
- 02: Blog the Recession: Join the Movement (10)
- 02: Identity Crisis (10)
- July 2008 (20)
- 30: Toddler Dramatics (12)
- 29: Am Srsly Too Addicted (20)
- 28: Play That Funky Music White(Girl) (16)
- 25: My Teenaged Lady Bits (16)
- 24: It’s Over Between Us (15)
- 23: Of Caffeine, Pee & Ear Plugs (11)
- 21: Blogging Friends & Aching Ovaries (11)
- 17: 81 and Climbing (15)
- 15: For Sale: Potty Training Toddler & Infant With Night and Day Confused (13)
- 13: Reading Together (13)
- 13: Weekly Winners 3 (11)
- 12: Type-A Blogging (28)
- 12: Water Cooler Talk (1)
- 10: Nature, I Salute You – With My Middle Finger (13)
- 09: Thank you Michael Vick (4)
- 08: I Could Dry Hump Juan Valdez (8)
- 06: Big Boobs, Memories & Weekly Winners (6)
- 04: My Dancing Looks Like I’m Being Attacked By Bees (5)
- 03: In Photos, Work & a Dick (11)
- 02: Will Whore for Your Money (24)
- June 2008 (14)
- 30: Facing Postpartum Depression (10)
- 29: Interaction & Weekly Winners 2 (5)
- 27: Taking it All In (8)
- 22: Weekly Winners 1.0 (10)
- 20: The Ones We Love (3)
- 17: On the Brink (8)
- 15: Babies Come From Kisses (12)
- 12: Light at End of Tunnel? I See It (9)
- 10: Transitioning (8)
- 09: Guilt Ridden (18)
- 06: Is That All You Got? (12)
- 04: In Love With Someone I Only Just Met (30)
- 03: The Label Maker Is Working, I Just Wasn’t Notified* (9)
- 01: And They Call It The Blues (17)
- May 2008 (16)
- 31: Welcome to the World Baby Hudson! (64)
- 27: Mocked By My Own Body (42)
- 26: Sayin’ It Without Sayin’ It – But I Said It Anyway (7)
- 25: Next Step: Do-It-Yourself C-Section (15)
- 23: Forty Weeks, Two Days (15)
- 20: Yes, I Just May Be Screening My Calls (11)
- 16: Teenagers Listen to No One Not Even Themselves (12)
- 15: The Shopping Accomplice and I May Change the Name of This Blog to “Temporarily Baby” (4)
- 14: Maybe I was Molly Maid in a Past Lifetime (8)
- 12: I’m in a Bad Mood So I’ll Keep it Short and Sweet (9)
- 11: More to Come (0)
- 09: Integrating into a New World – Rookie Style (10)
- 08: The Great Debate of Bottle or Boob (23)
- 06: I May or May Not Have Referenced to the Colour of my Son’s Poop (26)
- 04: What Could Honestly Be So Hard About Two? (21)
- 02: Grumpy McGrumpsalot Goes to “That Swedish Furniture Store” (13)
- April 2008 (17)
- 30: Pets and Pregnancy – I’m Sure There is a Conspiracy (18)
- 29: Unintentional Hiatus (8)
- 21: I May Not Make Any Sense, But! It’s About Babies! (19)
- 18: Torture of the Knitted and Colourful Kind (9)
- 17: Finding The Way Back (14)
- 15: I’ll Put Martha Stewart to Shame One Day (4)
- 14: Saturday Night is Alright for – Meeting New People (10)
- 11: I’m the One With Tissue Under My Arms Trying to Conceal My Nervous Sweating (19)
- 10: Planning the Rest of My Life in 500 Words or Less (10)
- 09: Mocked by Technology (10)
- 08: Only I Die Hard Fan… (4)
- 08: Let’s Get Naked! (6)
- 06: State of Love and Trust – or Money and Time (13)
- 04: I Said Never Again But I Meant – Until Now (6)
- 03: Recounting Some of My Hardest Days (11)
- 02: When Parenting Breaks Your Heart (19)
- 01: Bring on the Assvice – That’s Even Funnier Considering What the Post is About (14)
- March 2008 (27)
- 31: Girl’s In Need of Suggestions: It’s All Up to You (16)
- 31: One Hundred: Part One (9)
- 30: I Promise It’s Not All About Hockey (4)
- 28: Had You Said Something, I Still Wouldn’t Have Believed It (5)
- 27: A New Lease on Pregnancy (9)
- 26: Forget BlogHer There’s a New Fest in Town! (3)
- 26: Of All Things I Hate The Most Dare I Say I Think You’re Growing on Me (6)
- 25: A Loving Mistake. Times Two. (9)
- 24: There’s Really Nothing to Say, But I Have Cute Pictures! (15)
- 22: Keep it Brief (3)
- 20: What I Would Have Done to be Able to Use Photoshop (22)
- 19: This Post is Rated R for Coarse Language, Viewer Discretion is Advised (17)
- 18: Alone with My Internetz Can’t Be So Bad (15)
- 16: Is It Possible That I Was Right? (15)
- 14: Cutting the Umbical Cord (23)
- 13: Kinda Like Watching The Real Housewives of Orange County (17)
- 12: For Your Editing Pleasure (2)
- 12: Next Stage: Dismantling the Facade (19)
- 11: From Behind the Facade (44)
- 10: Cut. It. Out. (13)
- 09: And Then I Ate Another Donut (29)
- 08: Refreshed, Kinda Like a New Diaper (14)
- 07: And Then I Went All Hormonal On Their Asses (7)
- 07: At Least the Computer Hard Drive is Still In Tact. For Now. (6)
- 06: Attention Span of a Three Year Old on Crack (8)
- 05: Maybe Posting Drunk Pictures will Help? (8)
- 04: This Blog has Turned into more of a Vent about Pregnancy site (9)
- February 2008 (13)
- 28: The Second Post where I go off on Drug Companies (3)
- 27: Bring on the Pregnant Lady Drugs! (9)
- 22: Maybe They’d get it if I just Breathed Fire on Them (7)
- 20: Belly Buttons and the Realization that I am going to be a Parent of Two (11)
- 18: The Finale – Meeting One of the Loves in my Life (16)
- 16: Getting it together (4)
- 14: brain bit: design update (5)
- 13: Part Deux – When They Said Labour, They Weren’t Kidding (11)
- 12: Does Fed-Ex ship live items? (10)
- 10: birthing a watermelon through a hole the size of a lemon is not for the squeamish (10)
- 07: being me again (13)
- 05: is it possible to have baby fever when you’re preggers? (6)
- 01: playing catch up and a gratuitous belly shot (17)
- January 2008 (17)
- 27: bump in the road and I don’t think it’s my belly (25)
- 25: stricken (11)
- 22: mini bits: Miniposts and plugins (4)
- 22: Mish-mash – is that even how you spell it? (4)
- 18: woe is me, I don’t think knee pads will help this time (12)
- 17: the vague title to accompany the vague post (17)
- 17: sometimes coming up with a title is dang hard (Read: when I have no content it’s even harder to label it as something) (10)
- 16: the day the sucking died (12)
- 15: can’t we just forget about the heating bill instead? (16)
- 14: I’m now in a relative state of calm, cancel the straight jacket please (4)
- 11: deuce biglow makes me forget about the day I’ve had (16)
- 10: why yes, leaking orifices are appealing (12)
- 09: a new year, another attempt (16)
- 08: in lieu of casino air maybe (5)
- 08: sometimes i pretend to have something intelligent to say, the rest of the time pictures are best (8)
- 07: my eyes are bleeding just thinking about it (15)
- 07: what happens in Vegas (5)
- December 2007 (16)
- 22: why yes, i am alive. sort of. (17)
- 16: blurred revelations (21)
- 15: i said i would stay calm, but i am totally freaking out (20)
- 14: i wish they were my friends (11)
- 13: we start teaching peeping real early around here (5)
- 12: secret santa, reveal yourself! (9)
- 12: a simple mistake and why i sometimes love people (15)
- 11: i may show you mine. i think. (21)
- 11: excuse me, do you have an extra paddle? (6)
- 10: people, there is nothing wrong with 40. now stop grinding your dentures. (19)
- 06: i know, it may be hard to believe, but (30)
- 05: The Grinch cannot take this Christmas! (6)
- 05: Mini bits: no pussy footing around (5)
- 04: i hate being the bad guy but (1)
- 04: priate! and not the Caribbean kind (2)
- 01: i am a widow in need of a laptop (14)
- November 2007 (36)
- 30: death to NaBloPoMo, fo sho (13)
- 29: browsers, money and The Stupid Tax (21)
- 28: Like Lightning: Ka-Chow! (4)
- 28: i think his pants may be flaming (17)
- 27: i have composed a letter of great importance (5)
- 26: why are the people not as fast as the food? (9)
- 25: not wanting to jinx it, but (3)
- 24: in need of support group for obsessed little children (4)
- 23: what goes around comes around (6)
- 22: tis the season, and I am over it already (8)
- 21: spinning tires (8)
- 20: bust a donut, I have driving to do! (4)
- 19: why can I not work at night (or not at all) and design during the day? (4)
- 18: why did I think a linking post would be easier then just coming up with something? (13)
- 17: filling the void (7)
- 16: I drank pop and I am now less hormonal (12)
- 16: CrazyB!tch Hormonal Woman surviving on NO sleep (3)
- 15: Mini bits: I am still trying to NaBloPoMo
- 14: even my renewed love still cannot help me think before I speak (7)
- 13: rebuttal of the hormonal kind; the vomit is clouding my brain (9)
- 12: revelations of early parenthood and an apology (7)
- 11: if I had something fantastic to share, I would, trust me (5)
- 10: Blame WordPress and Aqua Dots are dangerous!! (3)
- 10: Had I learned to count to 2, everything would have worked out just fine (1)
- 08: Mini bits: just a small update (13)
- 08: women deal with enough, this is something we just do not need (9)
- 08: the once dreamy, now fug cruise (1)
- 07: a hypothetical question (8)
- 06: Mini bits: another reason I love Angelina (4)
- 06: looking for life (11)
- 05: if you cannot laugh at yourself, laugh at someone else (5)
- 04: impregnating men should be as simple as, I dunno, breathing (8)
- 03: if you need a loving and compassionate husband, quickly look past mine (13)
- 02: For Only! 9.99! I will tell what is wrong with EBay (12)
- 01: naked in the laundry room is HER fault (10)
- 01: I am thankful that Britney is a complete mess (8)
- October 2007 (22)
- 31: when he becomes Protractor Man, i will take the blame (5)
- 30: Mini bits: meta-ing
- 30: not just my blog that smells
- 29: wanna like to bring (blog) traffic to a screeching halt? follow me (14)
- 25: drive it like you stole it (13)
- 24: why is it that when you’re knocked up, you can barely think of anything else? (3)
- 24: maybe I could write about my bad dreams everyday? (9)
- 23: can’t sleep, clown will eat me (14)
- 19: meta stuff – i’m losing my mind! (8)
- 19: when life hands you lemons, make fun of people (1)
- 18: since i feel fine right now, i’ve jumbled it all together (4)
- 16: taking it to the streets (13)
- 12: intermission (7)
- 09: love and marriage + hormones = one crazy b!tch (16)
- 07: oldie but a goodie (it’s about sex toys!) (9)
- 06: feeling sorry for myself makes for craptacular blogging (7)
- 05: walking (and whining) dead. (13)
- 03: this is where I go Mommyblogger on your arse (21)
- 02: Eva Longoria’s sex tape and I have it!! (4)
- 02: Sammy sells sea shells by the seashore (3)
- 02: it’s really happening (29)
- 01: Big News from the Party Boat (21)
- September 2007 (27)
- 30: B!tch is back! (5)
- 26: When you can’t think of what to write, vlog! (10)
- 25: cheap trick (13)
- 21: On Poop (11)
- 20: There is No Link Between Protein Deficiencies and Cavities (15)
- 19: This is me. Threadbare. (5)
- 18: The Night I Took My Clothes Off For Money (11)
- 17: The Plumbers Are Out To Get Me (8)
- 16: alive and officially anti-waxing (11)
- 14: vacation jitters make me have to pee (9)
- 13: freaking out: guest post postions available (11)
- 12: there’s always a catch (11)
- 11: single parenthood (9)
- 10: my abilities to live blog are as good as my packing skills (7)
- 09: VMA LIVE blog! I’m so confused (1)
- 09: VMA LIVE blog! Britney Spears intro! (3)
- 09: sucking it up for the fat chick in me (12)
- 08: I already told you I love you, what more do you want? (16)
- 07: because you’re so important to me, I’ve done you a favour (8)
- 07: All that junk, all that junk inside my (closet) (15)
- 06: BULLETIN: We want to see your ugly clothes!
- 06: only Magnum PI and 70′s p0rn stars can pull this one off (15)
- 05: semi-concious writings bare my soul and make me wonder (9)
- 03: perfection of The Rush (10)
- 03: timing counts for everything, even sex
- 02: time well wasted (9)
- 01: i {heart} britney spears *cough, cough* now with more songs! (12)
- August 2007 (32)
- 31: flitter fodder, help! oh wise Internets! (8)
- 30: I stink like dirty rotten diapers
- 29: the day the music died (7)
- 28: at least she’s pretty. (9)
- 28: “A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.†– CoCo Chanel (6)
- 24: my malibu maxx will blow the doors of your mini van, I promise (12)
- 23: let’s talk about hair (27)
- 22: harder to write then I ever thought it would be (16)
- 21: i suck and that’s sad (4)
- 20: seperated at divorce (19)
- 18: look at me! sharing again!
- 17: burnt out and burning up (9)
- 16: takin’ care of bloggy business (3)
- 16: catch of the day (3)
- 15: Dooced by a Dumbass (13)
- 14: freedom from my addiction (21)
- 13: dudes, help a friend out! (6)
- 13: iz be gettin in ur blawgz
- 12: answer me this, now! (please) (24)
- 11: this post brought to you by my love of food, but not cooking it (14)
- 10: mama says don’t mess with the sacred family time (9)
- 09: i covet pink. badly. (20)
- 09: pretty soon I’ll be taking orders and calling him Sir (16)
- 08: blogstipation hurts my head, so I meme (7)
- 08: just ask the crazy crying lady (8)
- 07: sometimes I’d rather watch paint dry (8)
- 04: brought to you by Saturday (16)
- 03: Sweet Jeebus, what do I do!? (22)
- 03: taking care of business. at work. (4)
- 02: dog days of summer, or just look like a dog (16)
- 01: HAWT! Kinda like yer mom (4)
- 01: whining and dirty scrabble (2)
- July 2007 (41)
- 31: this started out as something completely different (20)
- 30: 2 yrs old, like-new cond’n, free to a good home (15)
- 28: more talk about boobies (6)
- 27: brought to you by my underwear (15)
- 27: brought to you by my BlogHer envy (2)
- 26: git yer groove thang a movin’ (2)
- 26: rules of engagement (13)
- 25: grounds for divorce (13)
- 25: oh, I have a tip for you! (17)
- 24: this is worth getting sand in your bathing suit (6)
- 24: smooshed a boobie lately? (6)
- 23: forgot the title at the beach (13)
- 20: bullet point Fri(ed)day (8)
- 20: free design, too easy to pass up!
- 19: protect our innocent future (2)
- 18: my blog is no longer a baby (5)
- 18: need a titillating title? don’t look here (4)
- 17: slow and painful dance through life (13)
- 14: technolgy sux, lolz, brb, wtf? (11)
- 14: livin’ the dream with Dave Chappelle (6)
- 13: sick kids bring out the best in me (13)
- 12: this week can’t end fast enough (7)
- 12: man, I wish this post was a scratch and sniff (13)
- 11: so smelly I can taste it (11)
- 11: Gummy Like Gumby (9)
- 10: well spank my ass and call my Sally! (5)
- 10: ogle this! (4)
- 09: blogging a dead … blog? (7)
- 09: this is me officially freaking out (7)
- 09: you title this post, I don’t want to (4)
- 08: bitch! say my name! (11)
- 07: sick, hot pants and farts with boobs (6)
- 07: for the sake of this title, I will not exaggerate (5)
- 06: But aren’t you getting rid of That dog? (14)
- 05: bald like a baby’s bum-bum (14)
- 04: filler with memes (8)
- 03: it’s about dang time people! (8)
- 03: a new gig! (8)
- 02: are we truly empowered, or just lucky? (3)
- 01: I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like (0)
- 01: I. am. Canadian. (2)
- June 2007 (34)
- 29: deadly driving and drugged up (4)
- 28: glamorous geek (14)
- 27: THIS is how you know you’re addicted (9)
- 26: had coffee with Satan; he says hi (4)
- 25: *knock, knock* Satan, it’s me, may I come in? (8)
- 24: love is love (4)
- 23: life inside the box IS real (5)
- 22: erasing your life, one file at a time (6)
- 21: apparently I’m not babysitter material (15)
- 21: back on the wagon (19)
- 20: will show boobies for comments (4)
- 20: i’z a good wooer
- 19: what’s under my skirt? come here, I’ll show you (4)
- 18: scared and shit on, great combination (5)
- 17: happy father’s day to No. 1 (7)
- 16: fun in the sun (4)
- 15: is getting spanked empowering for me or him? (5)
- 15: tag titles are boring (10)
- 14: K-Fed is a brilliant man (12)
- 13: next trip to the grocery store, I’m bringing lube (3)
- 13: let’s talk about farts, m’kay? (12)
- 12: Saddam’s in hell (3)
- 12: maybe his lottery winnings can pay for my BlogHer! (4)
- 11: hangover hell (7)
- 09: what new moms should know: the series (9)
- 09: how could you be afraid of this face? (3)
- 08: strippers and YOUR husband (11)
- 07: BlogHer and my empowerment (8)
- 05: way of the future?! why the hell wasn’t I told?! (14)
- 05: what up? (10)
- 04: knife wielding party poses remind me of a different time (1)
- 04: my pet beaver needs a haircut (6)
- 03: hairy days (9)
- 01: You Know You Need a Date with Your Husband When… (6)
- May 2007 (31)
- 31: privy post (adjective, not the noun) (4)
- 30: a short hiatus (4)
- 29: my computer tells me how it is (5)
- 26: sex and marriage = oil and water (9)
- 25: pushing up dasies (or Rosie) (7)
- 24: no rhyme to my reason (6)
- 23: oh, it’s ON! (7)
- 22: i like it hot! (9)
- 22: now this is karma, baby! (5)
- 21: word verification is my all time fav. (6)
- 20: i’m a sinning seductress (2)
- 20: as good as I remembered (4)
- 19: ‘cuse me, but can I see your ID? (3)
- 18: would bearin’ ass help? (3)
- 17: woe is me.. no good huh? (1)
- 17: the importance of being … earnest (5)
- 16: gettin’ old is awesome – (un)edited version (8)
- 14: the manchild and The Perfect Sandals (4)
- 11: touching it only makes it worse (7)
- 10: even mice respect the meme (4)
- 09: benefits of cleaning house? none. (6)
- 08: the last hurrah (8)
- 08: plain and simple. Monday’s suck (6)
- 06: big pimpin’ (2)
- 05: Paris in the bighouse (3)
- 05: my pitty post (2)
- 03: random? pffft. hardly. (4)
- 03: php can kiss my ass (3)
- 02: share your wealth of knowledge, please! (0)
- 02: (blogging) affairs of the heart (2)
- 01: gossip is like chocolate, you can never get enough (5)
- April 2007 (23)
- 30: i wish the computer could smell my armpits (4)
- 29: dirty Miss Priss (5)
- 28: parenting is hard! but someone’s got to do it (3)
- 28: I’m made the leap and it’s refreshing (6)
- 26: i’m just bitchy; these title things suck (2)
- 25: parenting from the sidelines never felt so good (0)
- 24: shift work? I thought I was done with you. (0)
- 23: call it what you want, I got nothin’ (0)
- 20: summer is (almost) upon us! watch out for the albinos (0)
- 19: wanted: BOB. maybe. (3)
- 18: parenthood is like …. what? (0)
- 16: cops and robbers, but i don’t fit the description (1)
- 15: saturday night’s alright for – nothing (0)
- 12: OCD is like dinner theatre – well, not really (0)
- 11: queen of diversion (0)
- 10: reason 1, 567, 397 why I suck (or not) (0)
- 10: I’m so great, even I’m addicted (0)
- 10: preservatives = mouth breathers (0)
- 08: This is the post where I bare my family (1)
- 04: there’s a world outside your little bubble with answers to your questions (0)
- 03: i can’t tell a lie (0)
- 03: best evah! (0)
- 01: give it to her – HARD! (1)
- March 2007 (31)
- 31: please pass the xanax (0)
- 30: it’s a day for mental health; not enough, but it’s a start (0)
- 29: introvertive thinking (0)
- 29: following the leader, the leader.. (0)
- 28: boobies, clowns and bitch slaps (0)
- 26: kung fu on your arse (0)
- 24: Real Moms (0)
- 24: never wake a sleeping beast (0)
- 22: how to: for the ladies (0)
- 20: in a blurry state of nausea (0)
- 19: rejection of the most disgusting kind (0)
- 18: crack(ed) pipe (0)
- 17: pass the wad please (0)
- 17: supah star! that’s me (0)
- 16: i asked for it (0)
- 15: I have a crisis and a tag too! (0)
- 14: Spring Break fever (0)
- 12: remember, don’t shake the baby! (1)
- 11: comfort zones are for wimps (0)
- 09: state of consciousness (0)
- 09: getting to know you, getting to know all about you! (0)
- 09: it’s a historical day for me (0)
- 09: one for the books (0)
- 08: a tag with a side of mommy brain (0)
- 06: *sniff, sniff* Hmmm…. (0)
- 05: I never… (0)
- 04: cocktails with a side of awesomeness (0)
- 03: a treat, for you (0)
- 03: KAATN (0)
- 02: No gas? I have enough for everyone! (0)
- 02: new tenant this week (0)
- February 2007 (26)
- 28: brilliant mommy moment (0)
- 28: poopy thieves (0)
- 28: mad skillz yo (0)
- 27: crusty linens anyone? (0)
- 26: up for a party? (0)
- 25: teenage angst is back! (0)
- 25: top mama *woot woot* (0)
- 22: deprived in so many ways (0)
- 21: here’s trouble (0)
- 21: act fast! supplies are limited (0)
- 20: are you going to eat that? (0)
- 20: heat wave! just go with it, alright? (0)
- 18: um, yeah. what up with dat? (0)
- 18: I was memed (0)
- 16: those were the days that are pretty much a blur (0)
- 15: thursday thirteen #16 (0)
- 14: whhooohooooo SNOW DAY! (0)
- 14: you learn something new everyday (0)
- 11: please, don’t mind the mess (0)
- 09: it’s in the works (0)
- 07: lipstick makes me feel better (1)
- 05: I’d rather be working for free (0)
- 04: template whore (0)
- 04: it takes a very sadistic person to enjoy something like this (0)
- 03: they’re back and just as good as I remember (0)
- 02: yes, I hate everyone equally (0)
- January 2007 (47)
- 31: I’m a gooder righter then ewe (0)
- 30: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you through your moustache (0)
- 26: a whole new world of celebrity (0)
- 26: long over due, like throwing out rotten food (0)
- 26: Barbie hair (0)
- 25: thursday thirteen #15 (0)
- 25: you dig it? (0)
- 24: a confession (1)
- 20: wow, what a great armpit, is it yours? (1)
- 20: my babies are home (0)
- 20: call me a lush, see if I care (0)
- 19: I’ll have a glass of milk, with a side of dink please (0)
- 19: thursday thirteen #14 (0)
- 18: upgrading (0)
- 18: piss off (0)
- 17: new york nitty-gritty (0)
- 17: PSA: pit bulls (0)
- 15: my fine is $635.60 (0)
- 14: sex toys, hardly (0)
- 14: it’s a mouldy situation (0)
- 13: dental (hi)jinx (0)
- 12: life interupted (0)
- 12: are you talking about moi? (0)
- 12: boys will be boys (0)
- 11: thursday thirteen #13 (0)
- 11: I feel like a swedish berry (0)
- 11: wordless wednesday #5 (0)
- 10: it had to come to this sometime (0)
- 10: can I call you sugar daddy? (0)
- 09: learn something new, this is FUN (1)
- 08: in the spotlight (0)
- 07: psm for men? (0)
- 07: Tom Jackson is here! (0)
- 07: ooey gooey gummy goodness (0)
- 07: sleepy socks (0)
- 06: reverting back to those days (0)
- 06: binge and purge (0)
- 05: gone with the wind (0)
- 05: thursday thirteen #12 (0)
- 04: elephant in the room (0)
- 04: wordless wednesday #4 (0)
- 04: kickin’ the habit (0)
- 03: the addiction returns (0)
- 03: dinner conversation (0)
- 01: i rock (0)
- 01: here’s to a fresh start (0)
- 01: holidalies blogging (0)
- December 2006 (44)
- 29: what did Santa leave for you? (0)
- 29: hit me up for some of that (0)
- 29: ch-ch-check it out! (0)
- 28: thursday thirteen #11 (0)
- 27: ramblish (0)
- 27: wordless wednesday #4 (0)
- 26: ho ho ho! (0)
- 24: festivities of the holidays (0)
- 22: it’s just about time (0)
- 21: "working" from home (0)
- 20: bad me (0)
- 20: wordless wednesday #3 (0)
- 20: If we’re all God’s children, what makes Jesus so special? (0)
- 19: oh joy! my first tag!! (0)
- 18: tale of the abandoned (0)
- 18: to our soliders, thank you (0)
- 17: i love me some matthew (0)
- 17: wordpress, make the change? (0)
- 16: try that {!} – i think i just might (0)
- 16: all I want for Christmas… (0)
- 16: christmas spirit, I’m in a blogging mood (0)
- 16: ultimate sugar cookies (0)
- 16: down to the wire (0)
- 15: chit chat (0)
- 14: thursday thirteen #10 (0)
- 14: rambleness…?? (0)
- 13: Wordless Wednesday #2 (0)
- 13: wanna help? (0)
- 13: shrinking into oblivion (0)
- 12: blonde chick bloggin’ (0)
- 12: child labour please! (0)
- 10: slacker mom with a hangover (0)
- 09: shopping, decorating, and drinking… all the name of Christmas fun (0)
- 08: procrastination (0)
- 08: Thursday Thirteen #9 (0)
- 07: check out my renter! (0)
- 07: think, think, think (0)
- 06: Wordless Wednesday #1 (0)
- 06: it’s beginning to look a lot like… (0)
- 06: i love Pocoyo (0)
- 04: icky sticky smelly melly (0)
- 03: the day before monday (0)
- 03: Britney’s lady parts (0)
- 02: Holidalies have started (0)
- November 2006 (32)
- 30: Thursday Thirteen #8 (0)
- 30: rent my blog virgin (0)
- 29: tell me how much you love me (0)
- 29: wake up dammit! (0)
- 29: a little piece of heaven (0)
- 28: all rolled into one (0)
- 26: Mmmm..coffee (0)
- 25: Holidalies 2006 (0)
- 23: Thursday Thirteen #7 (0)
- 23: FOAD Thursday (0)
- 23: … more random ramblings (0)
- 20: the saga of the pile (0)
- 19: Pandora’s box…is there answers? (0)
- 18: I’m so ‘blah’ today (0)
- 17: Christmas came early!! (0)
- 16: Thursday Thirteen #6 (0)
- 16: 40 days!? (0)
- 15: 4 days going strong (0)
- 14: FOAD, and it’s not even Thursday (0)
- 12: giving thanks for mothers (0)
- 11: browsers and my blog (0)
- 11: bringin’ sexy back (0)
- 10: Just keeps getting better! (0)
- 09: Thursday Thirteen #5 (0)
- 09: I shouldn’t be here (0)
- 07: What took me so long, and how come you never told me sooner?? (0)
- 06: Can’t get you out of my head! (0)
- 05: Wookies?? (0)
- 05: Sleepless nights, and it’s not our kid!! (0)
- 02: Thursday Thirteen #4 (0)
- 02: I did all by myself! (0)
- 02: Working mom (0)
- October 2006 (28)
- 29: Daylight savings is kicking my ass! (0)
- 28: Hallowe’en – bah humbug (0)
- 26: Ugh. That about sums it up. (0)
- 25: Thursday Thirteen #3 (0)
- 25: technical writing and YOU – me? (0)
- 24: What time is it Mr. Wolf? (0)
- 24: Blogging chick! (0)
- 23: Sick and Tired don’t even Cover it (0)
- 22: forgetaboutit (0)
- 19: 99….100…Ready or not!! (0)
- 19: Thursday Thirteen #2 (0)
- 18: What day is it again? (0)
- 17: New Digs, Part Deux (0)
- 16: I’ve had enough, I want to rip my lungs out! (0)
- 16: New Digs! (0)
- 14: Fine, fine, you get your way. Are you happy now? (0)
- 14: Feed a who? And starve a what? (0)
- 12: Thursday Thirteen (0)
- 12: We have a biter (0)
- 11: Total Crapass (0)
- 10: When mommies are strong… (0)
- 08: Even if you’re not a fan, this is GOOD! (0)
- 07: I need motivation so bad I can taste it… (0)
- 07: My blog (0)
- 05: Heading to Geek-ville in OVERDRIVE! (0)
- 04: Say Cheese! (0)
- 04: WOW!! Look at me – you’d almost think I knew what I was doing! (0)
- 01: Get your loot ready, Vegas here I come! (0)
- September 2006 (24)
- 28: And ventures of the past weekend (0)
- 28: So you wanna know what I do for a living? (0)
- 26: Time for what? (0)
- 21: I need therapy (0)
- 21: Gimme a freakin’ RAISE! (0)
- 19: Just random stuff (0)
- 17: All purty (read:pretty) (0)
- 17: 9/11 Cover Up (0)
- 16: I read Banned Books (0)
- 16: Show your true self (0)
- 16: What do I do with my free time? (0)
- 16: Hoaxes and rumours (0)
- 16: Dream about a boy…. (0)
- 16: What’s with Today, today? (0)
- 16: ‘X’ Marks the Spot (0)
- 15: Come Visit (0)
- 14: Oh Canada! (0)
- 13: Still Waiting on that Money Tree (0)
- 11: 9/11 (0)
- 10: What is today? (0)
- 07: I made it through the day (0)
- 06: Daycare III (0)
- 03: Daycare II (0)
- 01: Daycare (0)
- August 2006 (40)
- 31: I hate having to share (0)
- 29: Productivity (0)
- 29: Money Woes (0)
- 29: 100 things (1)
- 28: Gearing up for the next stage (0)
- 28: What a weekend! (0)
- 26: Thank you! (0)
- 26: My husband and my headache are from the same place – HELL (0)
- 25: Road Trip (but not as fun) (0)
- 25: Another goody from MamaTulip (0)
- 25: Free Time? (0)
- 24: Adventures in Shopping (0)
- 24: I feel like crap (0)
- 24: Thursday Thirteen (0)
- 24: And the Mommy of the Year Award goes to…. (0)
- 24: Blog #7 for today, yes, I should be doing something else! (0)
- 24: Rockstar: SN (0)
- 24: WTF?!? (0)
- 24: Always money (0)
- 23: Template addict (0)
- 23: New me (0)
- 23: glitters (0)
- 21: New template (0)
- 21: UPDATE: Work Meeting (0)
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- 17: Freecycle (1)
- 17: Alright, here they are! (0)
- 17: glasses (0)
- 17: MSN again (0)
- 17: Ugh, my cat (0)
- 17: Addicted (0)
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- 15: Hell’s Kitchen (0)
- 14: Silly me (0)
- 14: Changes (0)
- 12: Working – or not (0)
- 07: A Day in the Life (0)
- 03: Last straw, almost (0)
- 02: I tried, but to no avail, again (0)
- 01: Today I’m counting down (1)
- July 2006 (10)
- 28: MySpace (5)
- 27: It’s Thursday (4)
- 25: Pushed out (8)
- 25: Rainy Day, again. (0)
- 24: Inspiration (6)
- 22: Coffee (3)
- 21: (insert title here) (3)
- 19: Blogging fun (3)
- 18: It’s a start (2)
- 18: Makin’ a change (3)
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