reason 1, 567, 397 why I suck (or not)

If it wasn’t enough that I was sitting her admiring my blog this afternoon because I so enjoy my new design, I also felt compelled to nominate someone for the Blogger’s Choice Awards. Yup. I nominated a little known blog, with a couple readers; a girl that tries her hardest even though she may not always be funny or witty. Some posts are long winded, others are almost as interesting as watching paint dry… then there are a couple that (I think) are good enough to make one pee their pants.

Yeah, loser here. I nominated myself. *shakes head* I didn’t read all the rules nor did pay full attention to what I was doing and started filling everything in… for myself. To my defense… it does say at the top that you’re allowed to nominate your own blog.

I’m a fucktard. I know. Seriously though. I admit it. I am a dirty dirty attention whore.

But if you’d be so obliged, you can vote for me too. I ain’t postin’ a link, I think I’ve whored myself out enough.

On the bright side.

Costco fucking rocks my socks.

We bought one of those FoodSaver vacuum thingies for all the bulk meat that we buy; because we’re a couple of savages and stock up like it’s going out of style. Well, the damn thing broke. It wouldn’t suck anymore (Mike says it’s like me, apparently I’m broken too - cuz I don’t suck anymore).
We didn’t have the box, let alone a receipt, so we were hesitant about taking it back. I figured they’d say: “No such luck. Idiots.”

But then I remembered THIS. It’s pretty much the funniest damn thing I’ve ever read. Go on, read it.

And low and behold they took it back. Costco gave us a brand new vacuum sucking thingy. So, all’s right with the world now. Mike is so utterly gitty he’s vacuum sealing just about anything he can find at the moment.

Maybe he can vaccum suck the fat outta mah ass fer me.

poopy thieves

Well, I’m home today. Carter’s fever had broken and he was running around like a bat out of hell last night. I thought we were in the clear and I would be free of him today I would be able to send him to daycare this afternoon. He was a’ight this morning, ate breakfast and he played as normal. I left him to sit and play in the living room while I worked (on this) I’m such a horrible parent, really; my skills are nothing to brag about in that department. But they are in the designing department. Man, you should SO hire me!
He was whining a little, so I went to check on him and noticed something smeared on my linen colour sofa cushion. WTF is THAT? I didn’t give him any food in here.

Then he turned his back to me.

IT crept up the top and out the back.

You know what I’m talkin’ about.

SHIT.

All over my couch. Forget my kid, IT’S ON THE COUCH!

Spent a bit scrubbing the cushion and cleaning Capitan Poopypants. Fun, fun. My idea of a great morning.

:::

So I checked over the credit card bill that came in today. *gulp* I tend to use my credit card for my daily parking downtown. Ten bucks all day, no biggie. So I just checked over the charges and noticed that one of the parking charges came to 35 dollars! Thieving bastards takin’ my money!
So now I have to jump threw hoops with the owner of the parking lot to get back my 25 bucks. *gag* THEN my credit card company to reimburse the charges.I’m in such a great mood now.

I need more caffeine.

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